Naruto to One Piece
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Chapter One: Meeting Mikan and Yuki
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Mikan and Yuki were walking home from their latest mission, Guard the Youko Scroll During it's Transport to Sunagakure. It was a B class mission, and it had taken about four days to Sunagakure, and two days back to Konohagakure. They only encountered a few enemies trying to get their hands on the scroll, who were quickly enilated. During their walk home to the Apartment Complex, they had started discussing weapons, and which one was better. This, of course, led to an arguement. Mikan and Yuki were almost always argueing, but there anger at each other usually only lasted half an hour before they were talking to each other. Mikan was saying that scythes and sickles were the better weapon, why Yuki was argueing that swords were the more profitent weapon, katanas and bastard swords in general.
In fact, they were argueing so intensly, they pasted the road to the Apartment Complex and continued down the path to the forest that marked the border of Konohagakure. They kept on walking, until Yuki finally threw his hands up in the air and stopped, declairing that he would never speak to Mikan ever again. He turned around, only to see trees, trees, trees, and a squirrel. Several squirells in fact. Many of them were holding kunias, but most of the were holding plasma cannons. A few of them even had rocket launchers.
"Da fuck?" Yuki said, sweatdropping. Mikan turned around to look at the squirells, and also sweatdropped.
"See? I told you squirells were going to take over the earth, but did you believe me? Nooooo..." She said. Yuki turned his head to his compainon, mouth agape.
"Are you on crack?" He asked.
"It's a distinct possiblity. I had always wondered what the hell they stuck in hospital food to make it taste so bad." Mikan said. "So what're we gonna do 'bout the squirells?"
"Hope they don't attack, since they greatly out number us?" Yuki suggested. At that moment, all the squirells raised their weapons, and aimed at the two. Mikan face palmed.
"You just had to open your fat-ass mouth, didn't you?" She asked, before turning around to run.
"I'm sorry." Yuki said as he turned around as well.
"Wanna run away screaming?" Mikan asked.
"Sure, why not?" Yuki responded. They threw their hands up and started to run from the evil squirells of doom.
About an hour later they had gotten far, far away from the evil squirells o' doom. There was just one thing wrong. Actually, make that two.
One, they were lost. Two, they weren't in a forest anymore, hell they didn't even think they were in Konoha anymore.
In fact, they were on a beach, and in the distance a city was in view. There was no longer any sign of a forest.
"Aw, shit. Now where the hell are we?" Mikan asked with an irritated look on her face.
"Well, Toto, I sure as hell know that we ain't in Konoha anymore." Yuki said, trying to brighten things up. It didn't work.
"Gah. We're stranded in the middle of who the hell knows where, and you're making jokes?! The hell is wrong with you?" Mikan snapped. Yuki frowned.
"The hell is wrong with you, I think the question is. I was just trying to lighten the mood, and you wanna bite my head off!" Yuki argued.
"If I remember correctly, didn't you say you were never going to talk to me again?" Mikan shot back.
"I say that all the time, you idiot!"
"Feh! You're the idiot! Only someone as lame as you would prefer to use a sword than a sycthe or a sickle!"
Yuki glared at Mikan, who glared right back.
"Fine! If you don't want my help, then I'll just go by myself!" Yuki said, throwing his arms up in the air.
"I never asked for help, and where the hell would you go? We don't even know where we are!" Mikan shouted, putting her hand on her hip with a smirk on her face.
"That's why I'm going over to that town over there to ask where the hell we are!" Yuki shouted right back.
"Fine! I'll go as well, but I sure as hell ain't going with you, you little jackass!" Mikan shouted, throwing her arms up in the air before huffing, and walking towards town. Yuki glared at her depating back before following.
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End chapter 1