another oneshot from us enjoy plz just some fun.
not beta read.
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"Loki is surrounded by our top security 24/7, he shall stay in the glass box till either Dr Foster makes a secure way to take Loki back to Asgard or someone on Thor's end will come up with something. Only then will Loki receive his punishment until them we will treat him in a civilized manner" said Fury debriefing the Avengers. "so we will all help in the efforts of keeping Loki at bay"
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"We have to baby sit a failure that destroyed my home" moaned Tony to Pepper.
"Man of Iron do not mock Loki, he may be in the wrong but he is still my brother and Father shall punish him in his own way" Thor bellowed.
"I know disrespectful Blah blah blah, but he isn't normal I mean he must wash his hair in a chip pan" Tony said. Pepper elbowed him but a smirk formed on Tony's lips
"Jarvis" Tony called.
"Yes sir" said the British monotone.
"Has Loki been sneaking in to McDonald and using their grease traps to wash his hair?" Tony said a teasing tone to his voice.
"No I do not believe so sir but I could pull up all video feed from all of the fast food restaurants in the area..." suggested Jarvis.
"Jarvis remember our talk on sarcasm" Tony melodramatically groaned.
"Sir I am an A.I and I am incapable..." Jarvis started.
"Mute" Tony said muting Jarvis.
"Tony I am sure Loki has washed his hair before" remarked Pepper.
"Your right he has in the chip pan"
"Stark" warned Steve sensing a blow out between Tony and Thor.
"Sorry...Grease trap" Tony muttered earning a glare from Thor and a few eye rolls.
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"Stark where are we going?" asked a disgruntled Clint.
"To wash Loki's hair" said Thor as it was obvious and normal.
"Brother what do you want?" snapped Loki as they entered his cell with a bottle of shampoo and a big bucket of warm water.
"We have come to wash your wig" smiled Tony.
"Ha I am not worth your puny mortal time" laughed Loki his face not impressed.
"No your wrong, see, it even says it on the bottle, you're worth it" Clint pointed out.
They all rounded on Loki grabbing his arms.
"Unhand me I have rights" Loki cried.
"Yes you have the right to remain silent" Tony teased dunking his head into the warm water.
"Now tell me, and be honest, were you involved in the BP oil slick?" asked Clint.
"What?"
"Did you or did you not come down to Earth and take a dip in the sea causing the oil slick?" Tony asked laughing.
"You puny mortals are not worth my breath" Loki spat.
"Not true we are too worth it" they all said in union flicking their heads.
"It says so on the bottle"
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