"Heading out for drinks with the hubby, hashtag besthusbandever, hashtag summer2013!" Hermione tweeted, thumbs working furiously away at the small screen of her phone.
Draco rolled his eyes.
"Yummy, taro-flavoured bubble tea at the Square! Hashtag ineverwouldhavethoughtthis, hashtag love, hashtag foodporn."
Draco pursed his lips.
"New mint green shorts! Tanning time! Hashtag happy, hashtag sun, hashtag beach."
Draco gritted his teeth.
"Hashtag onedirection I absolutely adore the new album! Can't wait for more, hashtag excited, hashtag harrystyles, hashtag louistomlinson, hashtag niallhoran, hashtag hotties!"
Draco clenched his fists.
"Hashtag imlovin Les Mis! Hashtag moviepopcorn hashtag annehathawayrocks hashtag osc—"
"Hermione."
Draco took his wand out.
"What?"
"Put the bloody phone down before I Avada it."
Silence.
"Hashtag YOLO?"
Haha, looks like Draco's gotten sick of Twitter. I've just gotten annoyed at people in class saying hashtag instead of number sign.
#dramione #reviewandillloveyouforever #dracohascookiesreadyforrevie wers #jokes
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