(note: characters from different shows/games might appear in this!)

Demon: Hello everybody!

YGO Crew: Huh? Holy shit!

Joey: Run for you lives!

Demon: Oh no you don't! (Tackles Joey, Tristan, Yugi, Ryou and Seto!) Ha ha! Some advice. Never run away from a very bored, but very very very hyper demon! This may also come in handy when the person is able to control your every move!

Seto: Shit! Get the hell off me you crazy bitch! I have a company to run!

Tristan: Oh no!

Yugi: Oh my!

Joey: Stupid Kaiba!

Demon: What did you say??? (places hand on Seto forehead. There is a blinding bright light then all is back to normal.)

Seto: ... (zoned out)

Ryou: What happened to him.

Demon: Don't worry! He'll be back to normal in a few hours! For now you four are going to help me!

Joey: How bout you get off our backs first?

Demon: No! I have a few targets that I want to hit and you guys are going to help me!

Ryou: Why don't you just run up and hit them yourself!

Tristan: I don't think that's what she meant. Who are the targets and why should we help you???

Demon: If you don't I'll make you targets and make you go through a living hell! Hmm ... lets see ... my targets are Duke ...

Tristan: I'm in!

Demon: Shut up! Also there's Pegasus, Weevil, Bandit Keith, Malik, Seto, Tea, Johnny Steps and that's all I have so far.

Yugi: Why Tea??

Demon: Can it!! She's a target got that!!

Yugi: ... (tear)

Demon: Ok then! Lets go!

At Duke's Place...

Duke: Hmm ... what shall I do today? I know! I'll ...

Doorbell: Watermelon!

Duke: What the hell????

Doorbell: Watermelon! Watermelon!

Duke: I'm coming dammit! How the hell is my doorbell saying Watermelon?! (Opens door) Hello? Who's here? (Sees package on doorstep) Hey someone sent me a gift!!

Duke brings the package back into his house and places it on the living room table. Duke stared at the black print blankly not know what it said. On it read: "Sykelym Tynd Vnukc! (Magical Dart Frogs!)" Duke opens the package and a dozen multi colored frogs jump out at him and start attacking him with their tongues.

Duke: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Holy shit! Help!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Frogs: (rapidly stabbing Duke with their tongues!)

Duke: ... (POOF! ((A/N: Vixie, James, Mel, Do-Do ... don't you say a word!)) Duke turns into a cute lil' bunny rabbit! ((Fangirls: AWWWWWWWWWW!!!)))

Frogs: (Poof!! They disappear!)

Duke: Ow! My aching head! (Rubs head and feels the long fuzzy ears) What the?? (Sees the front paws) Oh shit! (Looks behind him and sees a little fluffy tail!) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (deep breath) HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Demon: Hell-o Duke!

Duke: W-who the hell are you!

Terra: Let me eat him!

Demon: No Terra! We are here to make his life a living hell! Not short!

Terra: Dammit!

Demon: Call me Demon!

Duke: What do you want!

Demon: (speaking in a really really dumbass voice!) I'm here to show you something magical and full of wonder!

Duke: (Jumping up and down ... also speaking in a stupid voice) Really really! For honest and for true!

Terra: How naive can you get?

Demon: Yep! (Pulls out a miniature Seto Kaiba doing the tango in dress) That's not it! (Tosses it out the window! Women start to scream and cars crash)

Terra: Ok then! Ten points for totally screwed up!

Tristan: What the hell!

Duke: Get the hell out of my house!

Tristan: Can I stick him in THE ROOM! Please oh please oh please oh please!!!! (Starts rolling around on the ground like a little puppy!)

Demon: (Another stupid voice) Sure you can! Wanna treat boy! Do you! Huh? Huh? (pulls out doggie bone)

Tristan: Bark bark! (Tongue hanging out)

Terra: Hey! HEY! Snap out of it you two!

Demon: Huh? Sorry bout that!

Duke: What room? Where are you putting me??? (whimper)

Demon: In THE ROOM!!!!

Tristan picks Duke up by the ears and brings him to THE ROOM!!!! THE ROOM is filled with those annoying little red-headed girls! You know the one from Animaniacs! It's the girl that can scare the living shit out of any animal by hugging it! Well she's been multiplied just for Duke!

Terra: Keep those things away from me!

Demon: Don't worry! They're only for Duke!

The lil' Girls: OOOOO!! Lookie!!!! A Lil' fluffy bunny rabbit! Can we have it mister please!!!!!!!!!!

Tristan: (big smile) Sure! You can keep him!

Duke: Come on Tristan! Let's think about this! There's really no need to do this! I-I'll give you money! Whisky! Briteny Spears!

Demon: Throw him in! Now!

Tristan throws Duke into the room and closes the door!

Demon: Well one down!

Tristan: That can't be it!

Demon: What hell no! We're going to watch him suffer!

Tristan: Really! For honest and for true!

Terra: Can we throw him in too?

Demon: Maybe later!

Terra: Yeah! More suffering! More suffering!

Demon turns on a TV. that appears out of nowhere!

Inside THE ROOM ...

Girl 1: Let's play dress-up! (Pulls out a little blue dress and a gay-ass hat)

Girl 2: And play tea! (Pulls out a plastic tea set)

Girl 3: Let's put make-up on little Ms. Bunny Rabbit!

Girls 1&2: Yeah!

Duke: Wait no no! No make-up! Don't you just call me Ms.?

Girl 2: I know lets do all three!

Girls 1&3: Yeah! Duke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (tear! TEAR!) HELP! (MEGA TEAR!!!)

Five minutes later!

Duke: Why me! Why all the time me! (Whimper! Tear!)

All da Girls: AWWWWWWWWWWW! She looks soo cute!

Duke: I'm not a girl!

Yugi: Dude! You're a pink bunny wearing a blue dress, a big gay-ass hat and make-up! You look like a female bunny!

Duke: Shut up Yugi! Yugi? What are you doing here? And why are you in a teddy bear suit?

Yugi: I'm keeping an eye on you and making sure you don't escape!

Girl 1: Bad Ms. Bunny Rabbit! No taking! Bunnies don't talk! (Hits Duke over the head with a carrot!)

Duke: Did you just hit me with a carrot?!

Girl 2: Wow! Mr. Winkles can talk! (walks over to Yugi!)

Duke: (Paws over mouth ... giggling like a little girl) Mr. Winkles! ( still giggling like a little girl)

Girl 1&3: OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!

Yugi: OOU Oh shit!

Back outside THE ROOM with Tristan ...

Tristan: Wow! Poor Yugi isn't that right Demon! Demon? Demon why do you have that shovel?

Demon: Oh! You mean my Whopping Shovel?

Tristan: Don't like the sound of that!

Demon: Well I wanna see if I can break that spike on your head open!

Tristan: Spike? OH SHIT! YOU MEAN MY HAIR!!! ( Runs away)

Demon: Come back here! (Chases after him)

Two hours later ...

Terra: Well that was a complete waste of time!

Demon: What was?

Terra: Chasing Unicorn-boy! You didn't break his spike open!

Demon: True! But I think I cracked his skull open ... wait, I did crack his skull! Well all the same Duke's day was a living hell!

Terra: Is he still a bunny rabbit?

Demon: Yep!

Terra: Can I eat him?

Demon: Nope!

Terra: What did we gain from this?

Demon: Some laughs! A Bunny! A midget in a teddy bear suit! A busted Whopping Shovel! And a big ass hospital bill!

Wakka: Can I go home now!

Demon: No!

Wakka: But I'm not even part of this show! I belong in Final Fantasy 10!

Demon: I own you remember! Now say your line! (Tugs on leash!)

Wakka: REVIEW PLEASE!!! (choking on leash) Choking! Not Breathing!