Hey there my loyal fan base!! I bet you missed me huh? Huh?! Well EK is back again with a brand new story about her funny encounter with Lenore when the real world collides with the comic world. Don't you wanna read it!! I know I do and I'm writing it!!! (Hehe, I am giggling spastically at this!) Well anyways, let's get started shall we?
Disclaimer: EK does not claim any of the magically delicious characters brought to life by Roman Dirge; they're his ass monkeys not mine…. I do claim my two best friends starring in this story alongside myself though! (Still giggling spastically!) Oh, oh yeah…I don't own Marilyn Manson, Twiggy or any of his pretty friends…They're just in here for Tara to torment! (She likes Twiggy…. I don't know why…)
SIDENOTE: This is not a totally correct version of EK mentioned below or her best friends; the real EK has brown hair with red highlights and brown eyes… (Don't you dare call me funny looking you crack whores!!!)
Chapter 1: OMG! Look what landed in my yard!
"Are we ever gonna get home?" A young girl about 17 bawled as she walked alongside her two best friends. She huffed blowing her black hair streaked with blue out of her eyes; she was wearing green contacts, probably why she was so mad. A younger girl with very short red hair stepped forward practically stomping her foot in with her massive boots from hell. "Ahhhh!!!! You crushed my freakin' foot you little whore!!!" The girl hissed jumping back. The red head smacked her arm lightly making the girl squeak.
"Nikki, calm down…. Besides you're my whore." She laughed playfully, Nikki scowled at the mention of anything sexual.
"Terra leave my ass be!! I don't wanna be your damn whore!! ……Can I be a flying whore?" Nikki asked grinning, it was a joke they all enjoyed. The other girl giggled, she was dressed fairly normal and had shoulder length blonde hair.
"Hehe…. Flying whore…. I wanna fly too damnit!! Wait…. Whores are dirty sex toys!! Argh!!!" She growled also scared of anything sexual. Nikki laughed spastically at this as they arrived at her home.
"Ah, home sweet home! What a literal dump…." She mumbled stepping into her room. She turned to the blonde girl. And smiled. "Lookit! My pictures of Twiggy are up! Jealous much Tara?" She teased.
"Oh! There are very prettyful!" Tara giggled in a happy manner. Meanwhile the other Terra was busy flipping through Nikki's beloved Lenore comics.
"Aw…. Lenore is so cute! Don't you just wish they were real?" She sighed.
"Yeah…I call first huggy on Ragamuffin!!" Nikki yelled loudly waving her arms up and down. Tara however seemed mad.
"Nuh uh…I get him first!" She argued. Nikki frowned.
"Waahh!!! I said I get to hug him first!!! Ok, I give…." She wilted fast as a huge crash broke the silence. "Holy fucking shit!!! Save the q-tips!!! Captain my yard blew up!!!" Nikki screamed running out back with her friendsright behind her. Silence filled the yard until Terra grinned.
"Oh…. My…God…They're real!!!!!!!!" She cheered as Nikki and Tara did some strange little dance of joy.
EK: Wow! Dramatic pause!!!! Dun dun duuuuunnnn!!!! Hehe, wanna guess what comes next? Of course you do!! So now you see my cheerios but can you defy them….? (I go poof now.)