Author's Note: I do not claim to own soul eater in anything other than my wildest dreams... all credit goes to Atsushi Okubo, the original author (possibly a god among manga authors/artists)
Prologue
The screams of a baby girl could be heard all throughout the village. In a hut made of brick walls, a ceiling made of straw supported by lumber blocks. A fire smolders in the corner away from the door and in the center of the room is a straw mat that has been pushed there. A woman, the village healer, sits to the side, scrubbing her hands and the bloodied cloths as a woman sits, holding her baby with her husband sitting by her, his eyes fixed on the child. The young wife's platinum blond hair shone, her beige skin covered with sweat and grime, her emerald eyes staring down, meeting a set of eyes identical to hers. She smiles as her young daughter's frail hand reaches out to grasp her husband's finger, squeezing down on it. Her husband's eyes glistened with love and compassion as their daughter reached up to his face and suddenly yanked at a strand of his burgundy hair. The healer woman, Medusa, turned to the young couple, banishing all looks of disgust at this happy sentiment. She smiled at them as they stared lovingly down at their child.
"May I ask what the child's name shall be?" Medusa asked, fake happiness in her voice. The wife ,Kami's, eyebrows furrowed as she considered many possibilities. Spirit stared down at his wife, confused.
"I… I'm not sure," Kami finally said. "But I know it has to be befitting for our little girl." She looked up at her husband who shook his head. He had absolutely no clue in anything related to this. Kami pursed her lips in absolute thought. All was silent in the hut. Several minutes later, Kami's eyes flashed bright. "How about Maka?" she said.
"Maka?" Spirit asked unsure.
"Yes… Maka. That's lovely," Medusa said to the woman as she gathered up her things and began walking out of the hut. "I'm terribly sorry, but I must be leaving now," she said as she walked out. As soon as she was out of earshot of the hut, her eyes gained the urge to kill. Her mouth twisted into a grimace as she kept walking, the snake tattoo on her arm coming to life and twisting around on her arm, the tiny snakes coming out of her hands. "I absolutely despise children," she said as she continued walking. Emerging from the shadows of a nearby hut came Medusa's best snake, a case in its mouth. Seeing Medusa approach, it slithered over to her and coiled itself around her shoulders. Medusa reached up and stroked it as she grabbed the case. Grinning, she laughed evilly.
Her lips broke into an evil smile, the tiny snakes coming from her mouth."Shall we begin the experiment?"
Author's End Notes
Soul: wow... totally uncool
Black Star: NOT RIGHT! I'M NOT EVEN IN IT! ME! THE MAN WILL SURPASS GOD! NOT IN THIS CHAPTER!
Misaki: Ok.. yeah.. i get it... it was kinda lame...
Death the Kidd: it's an unsymmetrical amount of words -freaks out-
Soul: totally uncool
Misaki: but it'll get better in the next chapters!
Soul: that's if we let you make it to the next chapters
Misaki: wait... what -backs into corner-
Black Star: ATTACK!!!
Misaki: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!!!! -throws down smoke bomb, smoke screen comes up-
-smoke clears, in the center where Misaki was sitting is a completely symmetrical black cat-
Misaki: meow
Kidd: YOU'RE SYMMETRICAL!
Soul: so? attack!
Kidd: DON'T TOUCH THE SYMMETRY!!!!! -begins shooting at them-
-a war goes out between the three guys-
Misaki: -still in cat form- hahahahaha... men. they think they're in control... BUT IT IS I WHO RULES THE AUTHOR'S END NOTES!!!!!!
Don't press the button below
if you do the world will explode
if you do you will die
didn't i tell you not to touch the button
if you touch the button heaven will explode
damn... there goes heaven
fine
every time you touch the button one level of hell explodes
1st
2nd
3rd
4th
5th
6th
7th
8th
oops you just destroyed all of hell
now there's nowhere else
except maybe limbo
nope you destroyed that too
now all there is is white nothingness
oops now it's black
blue
pink
red
green
purple
silver
yellow
orange
oops now it's rainbow
you know what fine
just press the button
see if i care
oh now you stop
so when i say not to press the button you do but when i tell you to you stop?
fine frig you
press the button or not
i don't care
SERIOUSLY! JUST PRESS THE BUTTON AND LEAVE ME A REPLY!
XD
Misaki: i hope you enjoyed my random babble at the end... i would appreciate any reviews and some encouragement to write next chapter and such (i don't even mind productive criticism). have a great day. BYE!