A 2/5 by me, Wallabee beetles. This is how I see the world and how it probably is!
I don't own KND but I'm closer than any of you cruddy losers!
It was a simple day at the tree house and I was doing my math homework,
"Cruddy teacher giving cruddy home work!" I said lying on the couch.
"SO then the sales man said…." I heard Hoagie walk into the room.
"Hoagie can't you see I'm trying to get yet another A in math!"
"sorry your majesty!"
"now fetch my some pie so I can find out what it is!" I commanded.
"Right away sir!" my noble peasant was off in search of the perfect pie. I assigned him an expert in the pie area to help him.
"Abby don't know about this" none other than Abigail Lincoln said getting into the royal cool bus. "Is this even safe? Catching wild pies are dangerous!"
"We can do it Abs" he reassured her.
"Yeah I guess your right Hoagie" he grabbed a mustard gun and got in the bus.
" Wait Abby" Nigel ran over with his girlfriend Rachel.
"What's up numbuh one? We are trying to get pie for the boss"
"I just wanted to say *cough* good luck" he said accidently coughing on her.
"Thanks Nigel" she closed the door.
After about an hour Abby started getting cruddy impatient.
"Hoagie, are we almost there?"
"Yeah I'll say! See all those Pie demons; we just need to find their leader!"
"Abby said it's getting hot in here" she fanned herself.
The school bus parked outside the pie master pie demons temple, then they paid for their tickets and entered. The entire temple was made of the most wonderful, tasty pie crust ever. Hoagie wanted to eat it but Abby said it might be poisoned.
They saw the cruddy pie demon and grabbed it and ran out of the temple. Then lasers shot out of the walls and they got locked in a room and barely managed to escape!
"Numbuh five is glad we got out of there" she said watching the temple blow up!
"Yeah, we would have been toast, or rather pie!" Hoagie joked
"What did I say about the *cough* jokes" she coughed onto him. Their eyes met and the both realized what the crud happened they had been infected with a dangerous disease called love.
Worried that it would kill them Hoagie took some pills before kissing Abby.
Then they accidently crashed the cool bus but the pie was lost in the crash and I ordered them to spend the rest of eternity in the dungeon, but they where together!
What do you think! It beats the crud out of anything Fearofchicken13 could write, right?
I, Wally, will personally (with the help of fearofchicken13) respond to every review even if its mean. Tell me the cruddy truth if you liked it!
Also your review might be mentioned in fearofchicken13s story "cruddy Pills" if you want,
Reviews from KND
Hoagie: Dude love is not a dieses
Wally: Yes it…..you don't know anything!
Abby: WHY HOAGIE?
Wally: Why not Hoagie and it is a 2/5 fic!
Nigel: Why are you leader!
Wally: I LOVE being leader when you're not around!
Hoagie: yeah you also like to dress as Nigel too
Wally: shut up! Your just jealous!
Kuki: I liked it Wally
Wally: *Blushes* err…thanks Kooks
Hoagie: Wally and Kuki sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g!
Wally: don't try to confuse me with your spelling numbuh 2!
Wally: Review!