-C.T.
Kagome had thought that something was wrong when Inuyasha didn't topple over when she said "Sit!".
Flashback
"INUYASHA, HOW COULD YOU??!?! SIT!" Kagome yelled.
Nothing happened, and Inuyasha kept staring at her as a strange expression overcame his face...
Meanwhile, Sango saw Miroku fall over.
End Flashback
Now, Kagome decided to speak to Sango about this.
"Sango, have you realized Inuyasha isn't responding to my osuwari command?"
"Yep," the demon-exterminator replied. "Miroku hasn't been groping me either. He's actually having temper tantrums now, and Inuyasha is much more civilized." She stopped, seeing the look on Kagome's face. "Not that I actually liked it when Miroku groped me..."
Kagome raised one eyebrow.
"Uhh...yeah, so you wanna hear my theory?" Sango quickly said.
"What?"
"I think they've switched bodies."
What Actually Happened:
Inuyasha had caught a whiff of Koga, and didn't want the others to know. He ran into the forest in a search for the wolf-demon. Miroku had seen this, and followed. In the forest, Inuyasha ran into Kikyo, who had caused him and Miroku to switch bodies at Naraku's command. In exchange for their bodies back, they would have to give their part of the Shikon, which has exactly half...
"We can't tell them Miroku." Miroku seemingly said, but it was Inuyasha in his body.
"Well, we have to work together to solve the problem." the real Miroku said.
"Dude, I was chasing Koga and this happened when I was.. uhhh..."
"Kissing Kikyo??" Miroku supplied. "Not good. Kagome would get mad at you."
"That's why." the real Inuyasha said.
"Sucks to be in your body. I don't have my hotness with me..." Miroku complained.
"So what are you implying, that I'm not ho-" Inuyasha growled.
"No no no, don't hurt me!!!" Miroku quickly responded.
"I won't even be able to use Tetsusaiga, in this stupid body of yours. Mortal... And I have your dumb wind tunnel to deal with now." Inuyasha whined.
"What are YOU complaining about. I have your ugly white hair and dog claws. AND EARS!!!" Miroku threw back.
"Hmph. Well we're stuck like this. Let's just go tell them that we've switched. Besides, they can't get mad at us. It's not our fault."
"True. It's all YOUR fault."
"HEY!!"
2 hours later, after Kagome and Sango know the truth,...
Kagome sighed. Looking at "Miroku", she said, "Inuyasha, I can't believe you started all this by kissing that whore. AND she was working with Naraku. Now, all because of you, we're going to have to give them the Shikon and-"
" NO WE'RE NOT!" Inuyasha exclaimed.
"Then what? Are you gonna become a monk, and Miroku become a dog?" she retorted.
Sango said, "Actually, yeah. We're gonna have to live with this."
Kagome sighed again. "I'm going home for a few days. This has got to be a nightmare. Besides, I have a math test."
The other three looked at each other. Kagome walked to the mini-well a few steps and jumped in. At that moment, Shippo came from exploring. "Hey guys. Where's Kagome?"
Inuyasha and Miroku merely looked sour in each others' bodies and Sango laughed falsely saying, "Shippo, it's a long story..."
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- CT