A/N: I thought this was cute when I was looking through finished, but not published stories. So here it is. . . I hope you find it cute as I do. Well, please read and review! Thanks!

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"Kyou?"

"What, you damn snake?!"

The cat had been dragged from school to accompany the snake in his shop of horrors. He had hoped that it wasn't for another dressing model. He shuddered at what his boyfriend made him change into the last time he was dragged unexpectedly to his maid shop.

"Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?" the snake asked. The cat looked up as if looks could kill,

"I don't know! Aren't you supoosed to be an expert at this sort of thing?"

The snake sighed, "Yes but then that thought had me wondering all day and I needed another's opinion of the everday uncanny item."

"Well, I don't know. Why don't you ask the person who thought of it up first? Or maybe better yet ask one of the female species. I'm pretty sure they know the reson for that," the cat sneered, his arms crossed about the chest.

"I already asked Mine and she said that Evening was the time between the late afternoon and nightfall. It's around the time where women would walk about the streets going shopping with their friends and boyfriends. Most of them would agree that it's also the perfect time to waste the day dancing in some club. That's when Evening gowns were invented and as for the night gown, it's a dress or lingerie made for sleeping in the night time," the snake excalimed a finger pointed vertically hoping it would help prove his point. His answer though, only riled the cat.

"Well, if you already know the reason why they are called evening gowns and night gowns, why are you asking me?!" Kyou shouted.

"Because KyonKyon, I was so lonely when Mine fell sick today," the snake pouted. The orange cat bristled with frustration,

"You mean to say that I wasted about two hours sitting here, listening to a lecture that you already knew the answer to? What about my homework?!"

"Well, Kyonkichi. I didn't tell you, you couldn't work on your homework while I was talking," the snake replied as if it was the obvious thing. The cat stood up with rage and slung his backpack over his shoulder.

"Are? Where are you going, KyonKyon?"

"Home!"

"But what about today's kiss?"

"You lost the chance! Goodbye!"

"Aww, Kyonkichi..."

OWARI