Parody to the silly song "Oh Santa!" from Veggie Tales: The Toy That Saved Christmas.
Disclaimer: I own neither Naruto nor Veggie Tales.
"Oh Sasuke"
It is Friday night, and Orochimaru is anxiously awaiting the arrival of Sasuke Uchiha. He has promised to give him power.
Orochimaru sings ecstatically:
"Oh Sasuke! I can't wait for you to come, I just can't wait for you to come, and I've got power. Oh, lovely power. Just bring your Sharingan, oh yes, your pret-ty Sharingan . . .
". . . and bring your booooody!"
~ting ting!~ Door: *BUMP BUMP BUMP*
Excited:
"Could that be Sasuke? Could that be HIM? Could it be the one who brings Sharingan to a sick freak like me? Such a siiick freak like meeeeeeee?"
Door opens: Enter Kabuto
Orochimaru, genuinely curious: "Who are you?"
Kabuto answers nerdily:
"I'm Kabuto! And I've come to give you facts. Oh yes! I've come to give you facts! And I've come to give you info and statistics . . . and I've come to . . . heal-up your body. . . and sell you my soul."
Orochimaru, suprised:
"I don't need info! I don't need facts! But I have power. Some yummy power. And I don't need more souls, but take some strength, my ner-dy friend! Please have some strength, my nerdy friend! It is for Sasuke. . . but you may have sooooome."
Kabuto is touched by Orochimaru's goodwill and jutsu, but Orochimaru, though momentarily distracted, is still giddy for Sasuke's arrival.
Orochimaru and Kabuto sing simultaneously; Kabuto sings smoothly:
O: "Oh Sasuke! I can't wait for you to come -" K: "I'm Kabuto! And I've come to serve a creep!"
O: "I just can't wait for you to come!" K: "Oh yes! I've come to serve some freak."
O: "I'll give you power."
K: " He gave me power. . ."
O:"Oh lovely power . . ."
K: "Some yummy power . . ."
O: "Just bring your Sharingan -" K: "I've brought for him my soul -"
O: "Oh yes, your pretty Sharingan . . ." K: "Oh yes, I've brought for him my soul . . ."
O: "And Bring Your Booooood-yyyy." K: "And brought my booooooood-yyyyyyyyyyy."
~ting ting ting!~ Door: *POUND POUND POUND*
Orochimaru, tingling:
"Could that be Sasuke? Could it be HIM? Could it be the one who brings Sharingan to a sick freak like me? Such a siiick freak like meeeeee?"
Door opens: Enter Sakura
Orochimaru, confused: "Who are you?"
Sakura, twitterpated:
"I'm Sakura! And I've come to marry Sasuke! Oh, I've come to marry Sasuke! And I've come to say, 'Muah- muah, oh boy, I love you . . .!' And I've come to . . . marry 'my Sasuke' . . . and be his girl!"
Orochimaru:
"You'll have to waaaiit. Sasuke is coming to me for power but he does not know that I will steal his body."
Kabuto: "His yummy body."
Orochimaru: "But if you like me, I'm sure that we can make a deal, so that you and Sasuke can always be together . . . but not aloooooooone."
Orochimaru acts as if nothing happened and sings in unison with Sakura; Sakura is disturbed but determined:
O: "Oh Sasuke! I can't wait for you to come-" S: "I'm Sakura! And I've come to marry Sasuke!
O: "I just can't wait for you to come!" S: "Yes! I still will marry Sasuke!"
O: "I'll give you power."
S: "But there's a problem . . ."
O: "Oh lovely power."
S: "A complication . . ."
O: "Just bring your Sharingan-" S: "We still will be together,"
O: "Oh yes, your pretty Sharingan. . ." S: "Yes, now always and forever. . ."
O: "And Bring Your Booooood-yyyy." S: "But not aloooone."
~ting ting ting!~ Door: *BANG BANG BANG*
Orochimaru :
"Could that be Sasuke? Could it be HIM? Could it be the one who brings Sharingan to a sick freak like me? Such a siih-hick freeeeak like meeeeee?"
Door opens: Enter Naruto
Orochimaru asks questioningly: "Who are you?"
Naruto: "I'm Naruto! BELIEVE IT! And I've come to take back Sas- !!"
Door: BAM
Orochimaru, smiling after slamming door: "Oh Sasuke! I can't wait for you to come, I just can't wait for you to cooooome. . ."
Door opens: Enter Sasuke
Orochimaru gasps: "It's finally Sasuke! It's finally HIM! It is the one who brings Sharingan to a good boy like me! Such a good boy li-ike meeeeeeee . . .!!"
Sasuke:
"I'm Sasuke. And I've come to get pow-er, oh yes, I've to get pow-er, and I've come to get the strength to kill my brother . . . And I've come to . . . get more power. . . and escape Sakura."
Sasuke sees Naruto lying on the floor. "Hey. . . what's that loser doing here?"
Sasuke sees Kabuto. "Who's the nerd?"
Sees Sakura. "WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?!!"
Kabuto speaks: "Hello. I am -"
"OH, SASUKE!!!" Sakura exclaims.
Sasuke: "I'm out! I promised myself I'd live long enough to kill my brother!"
Orochimaru: "WAIT! WE MADE A DEAL!"
Sakura: "Yeah! It'll be the three of us together, now and forever. . ."
Kabuto: "I think you mean four. . ."
Sasuke grunts in total disbelief. Sakura flies to hug him, but he uses a replacement jutsu with Kabuto.
Kabuto, looking down at Sakura: "Hi there."
Sakura screams.
Sasuke flees out the door.
Orochimaru yells: "SASUKE!"
Sakura runs out the door after Sasuke: "SASUKE, SWEETIE!"
Kabuto is stunned because a girl hugged him.
Naruto wakes up. Orochimaru is staring at the door breathing heavily in disbelief.
Naruto: "Hey. You got any more power?"
Orochimaru bites him.
Naruto thanks him and walks out the door.