PLOT: When the Akatsuki is sent to our world in the form of 'harmless' and adorable kittens, they have just met their worst nightmare: a Teenage girl and her 'friends'!
AUTHORS NOTE: Hey what's up, people call me scar because of something that happened when I was a child. This is my first ever fanfic and I am totally excited. I would love for people to R&R and, the more people who comment on my post, the more chaps I will post. I would love if you guys give me your honest opinion (BOTH bad and good) that way, I can know where my story stands with the viewers.
FOR CONFUSED READERS:
'Hi'-thoughts
"Hi"- when a person is talking out loud
'Hi'-kittens speaking amongst one another (teen girls cannot understand)
HI- means that it is showing who's POV (point of view) it is on
Any who… I do not own Naruto. I only own the plot line.
Enjoy!
UNKNOWN PERSON (FOR NOW) POINT OF VIEW
BEEP! BEEP! BEE- SMASH!
Long black hair can be seen sticking out from under the purple covers. A small feminine pale fist can be seen sticking out to the left side of the bed hovering over a black drawer where an alarm clock use to stand (now it's in a better place with the rest of its 122 brothers and sisters).
The figure under the covers brushed her hair out of her face and with her piercing eyes, she looked out the window. The sun is shining, the sky is blue, the birds are singing the people outside are laughing; today is a beautiful morning… and I have two words for morning: FUCK YOU!
I looked to the left side of my bed and saw my alarm clock was destroyed. On the wall is a small dent which I presumed it came from my alarm clock. I groaned as I thought of how I was going to get it fix and the money it will cost to buy another alarm clock (yes I am a cheapskate… don't judge me!) I grabbed my cell phone off my drawer and my eyes widen as I look at the time.
'7:46 … Oh shit! New school!' I thought as I gotten up and zoomed pass my two sleeping companions, Yin and Yang who were curled up together and Teshi who was in the middle. Shi no ryu was sleeping on a perch. Yin is a female black leopard with white eyes while Yang is a female white wolf with black eyes Teshi is Yang's pup and it is male. The underbelly and the majority of the pup face is a light shade of brown while the back is a darker shade of brown and, it has brown eyes. Shi no ryu is male and my pet raven.
After showering and getting dress, I looked into the mirror and I sighed.
Let me tell you a little about myself. My name is Burakkubyuti (Black Beauty) but people call me Byuti. I am 18 years old and moved to America when I was 15. I am 5'6 and weigh 120 lbs. I have 36 d cup but I always use wrap to cover them because they are distracting to the perverted male (and some girls -.-') and they are annoying as hell when I'm fighting. My single mother named me this due to my appearance. I was born with unnaturally raven black hair and a strand of my hair is blood red and, my eyes are bi-colored. My left eye is dark purple while my right eye is a bluish-grayish color. My skin is so pale that it makes Edward from Twilight look like the sun burnt the shit out of him. I have 18 piercings and five tattoos. I have 1 tongue piercing, 1 lip piercing, 2 piercings on my nose (one on each nostril), 2 piercings on my eyebrow (1 on each eyebrow), 10 piercings on my ear (5 on each ear), and 1 on my belly button, and a labret. I have a tattoo on my belly between my belly and waist that is the a Yin and Yang symbol, Jashin symbol on my neck, an hawks eye with the words I'm watching you' on my right arm, and a tribal design on both of my feet. On my back there is a pair of dark angel wings with a skull and a dragon circling around the skull and, there were also black roses that were on the bottom of the skull and dragon. All my clothing is black, purple, green, blue, red and silver and, I never where pink or neon colors and they should be labeled as dangerous and become illegal. I also NEVER wear dresses or skirts. At my old hometown in, I was seen as a freak. Not only did my features confirm this in the eyes of the people from my hometown, I was also seen as a weapon of mass destruction. I had the strength that rivaled against Sakura Haruno and Tsuande (from that anime show Naruto) combined. My aim is so accurate that I can hit a flying hawk who is 10,000 feet off the ground (this is how Shi no ryu became my pet after playing fetch with Yin and Yang). I am so fast that I can match the speed of Tobi (after eating candy) and Naruto (after smelling ramen thousands of miles away) combined. My stealth makes a mouse sound like a elephant. And, many guys says that my beauty makes roses look plain, the moon dull and a pearl look like a cheap piece of jewelry (well behind my back that is). Because of this, I didn't have many friends due to jealousy (from girls- because of my looks; from boys- because of my fighting skills) and fear.
At the moment, my clothing consisted of black sneakers, black jeans with chains on the side, a purple tank top with a black dragon design with a black leather jacket over it and my black leather gloves. No, I am not emo, I am colored blind in my left eye and I still refuse to wear bright color. I will probably make people fucking blind especially if you add in my skin color with bright clothes. I also had my knife that when you pressed on the secret button, it will become a two bladed knife which are in it's case, two guns in my holster (which I kept hidden in my bag), and my three black brass knuckles (one had a taser on it, the other two were twins and had spikes on it).
I quietly walked out of my room so that Yin, Yang, Teshi and Shi no ryu will not notice me leaving and proceeded to walk down the stairs. The house was quiet as I went into the kitchen. 'Hmm… Haku is probably already waiting outside.' I grabbed my bag, my car keys, an apple and coffee (how can you start a day without coffee?) I walked out and a boy with black hair that went passed his but and emerald green eyes standing by my car.I couldn't help but mentally gush at how cute my 'baby' looked.
"Hey mom," Haku said smiling as he lazily waved at me.
"Hi Haku-kun," I said as I gave him one of my rare real smiles.
Now you must be wondering 'WHAT YOU HAVE A SON!' and the answer is yes… well adopted son. Haku is also 18 but he has been calling me mother since the day I saved him.
FLASHBACK
It all began at my hometown in Japan where I met Haku. Haku was the new boy at school and he sat next to me. Haku is so cuted that when he first transferred to the school, the boys at the school thought he was a girl and asked him out until he told them he was a guy (there were those who still thought he was a girl and so he had to prove them wrong by taking his pants off and showing his manhood … in front of the whole class plus the teacher). He had long black hair and his eyes were emerald green. He is so shy that he puts Hinata Hyugga (sp?) to shame and, he didn't talk to anyone but, every now and then he would sometimes smile at me or say hi to me (the cutest girly guy talking to the freak… greeeaaattt more reason for people to hate me -.-'). I noticed on the second week of Haku going to my school that he wore only three piece of clothing and, he kind of smelled. Anyways, I was walking home from my school through a short cut when I heard laughter in the alley way close to my home. I turned my head and I can see 5 teenagers standing around in a circle. I started to walk away thinking that they were just being idiots when I heard a whimpering noise. I quietly walked closer to the scene and I could see a boy stripped naked. He was curled in a ball and was covered in bruises. I looked closer and I could see he had black hair and he looked up and his eyes met mines; I could see vibrate green eyes as both our eyes widen in surprise.
'Haku!' I exclaimed as I looked at his surrounding and noticed that in a little corner next to the garbage can, it was clean and there was news paper laid on the floor with clothing on the bed. 'Ahh… no wonder he always declined to being walked home… and probably because of fear of being raped. ' I motioned for him to be quiet.
The teen boys were still unaware of me behind them. I grabbed a metal pipe and I hit one of the guys on the head and he fell down cursing. The other 4 finally noticed me and they stared at me surprise.
"Grab her you fuckin' idiots!" screamed the guy who was still withering on the floor. They tried to grab me until something inside me kicked in and I punched the guy closest to me. He went flying down the alley until he hit the brick wall. The teen boys looked both surprised and slightly afraid as they looked from their comrade to me. I was so surprise that I did not noticed one of the teen had grabbed me while I was staring at my fist.
The guy who I hit with the metal pipe looked up and down my body and he gave an evil smirk and I felt myself become drained of color. I started to squirm as I try to free myself from my captor.
"Hold her still!"he yelled and he came over and grabbed my chin and forced me to stare at him. "I'm gonna fuck ya senseless ya stupid bitch!"
His face was than spitted upon by yours truly.
"Let me the fuck go before I rip you all a fucking vagina!" He seemed surprised that a girl my age talked like a sailor and that I spit on his face.
He slapped me and told one of the guys to gag me while he proceeded to try and remove my clothing. Suddenly, he fell to the ground screaming and I looked up to see Haku in all his glory holding a metal pipe. My captor let me go as he went to help the guy off the ground who I presume is the leader.
The other two went after Haku but, I jumped on one of the guys and proceeded to pummel his face with my small hands in repeatedly.
The guy who caught me lifted me off the guy and threw me at the garbage can. He looked at the guy who was after Haku and he started to run towards them but, I tricked him and kicked him in the face. I stood up and started to walk to Haku when I saw that one of the teen who I punched across the alley was pointing a gun at Haku's head.
"Stop! One more step and I'll blast your head off." I cursed myself for forgetting about him.
The guy who was hit in the head with a metal pipe twice had also grabbed a gun out and walked straight to me. I held my hands up and he grabbed my wrist.
"Shit forget about fuckin ya, I'm just gonna pop ya damn brains out!" he yelled.
I looked at the guy across from me who was holding the gun at Haku's head. I heard the click of the gun and when I saw the guy about to pull the trigger, I saw red.
I quickly turned around and kicked the guy where the sun don't shine. He fell over and I quickly grabbed the gun out of the guys hand and pointed it at the guy holding Haku and shot. The guy pointing the gun at Haku looked at me surprised before he fell to the ground dead.
I was frozen in shock as Haku turned around to check on the guy and he confirmed that the guy was dead. In the middle of the guys eyebrow was a small whole with blood coming out. I grabbed Haku's hand and we ran into the apartment in which I lived.
"Mom! I killed a man!" I yelled as we ran into the kitchen. My mom look at me surprised before she noticed a naked boy next to me.
"What?! Who is this and why is he naked? Are you hurt? What do you mean you killed a man? Who did you kill?" my mom started asking questions but instead of answering, I let go of Haku's hand and grabbed hers instead. I told Haku to wait there while I dragged my mother outside to the alley.
Four of the teens were still there but, the one who I kicked was not there. She looked at the body on the floor and she screamed.
"What happened?! Oh my god oh my god oh my god! My baby girl is gonna go to jail!"
I explained to her what happened and she ran back to the house and called the cops. She came back out and she had tape with her. She taped the three guys who were knocked unconscious together just in case one of them woke up and tried to run. When the cops arrived, we told them what happened and they soon took us to the hospital. They questioned us on what happened to the teen boys and Haku went straight to the point.
"She beat the shit out of them," he said as he pointed at me with no emotion in his face.
The cops thought he was kidding but as seconds passed by with out Haku's emotion withering, they soon found out he was serious.
The doctors told my mom that I only had small bruises while Haku was covered in bruises and a few broken bones from being kicked and punched. What surprised all of us where the injuries I caused on the teens. Their faces were covered in bruises and cuts and two of them had broken noses and jaw.
We all had one thought in our minds as we heard the list of injuries for the teens, 'dayum!'
The cops began to interigate us one by one and they found that only mine, my mother and Haku's story were about the same but, they were suspicious about how I gotten the gun away and shot the guy.
My mom was the last to come out and I was surprised to see our janitor, Yoshio a 23 year old guy, walk into the interigation room.
We were ordered to go to court the following week but because Haku did not have any parents/guardian to show proof of who he was, Haku was not able to go on trial. I was angered by this because Haku was the person getting beaten and so, he was the main victim.
"What the fuck!? You studpid shit head, he's the fucking victim!" I yelled at the judge.
Everyone looked at me in surprise while my mother looked at me in horror. It was rare for me to act like this and when I did, all hell will brake loose.
"Well young lady, Haku's parent/guardian is not here to give proof of who he is and where he comes from." The judge told me calmly.
"He's Haku! What else do you need to fucking know!" I yelled. I really wanted to beat him senseless with his gavel.
My mother pale as she heard me barrating the judge.
"Yes we know his name is Haku but, we don't know for sure if that is his real name. We need his parent/guardian to confim it."
"I'm his fucking mother you dip shit!" I screamed at the judge. The judge and Haku looked at me surprised and we could hear a thud from behind. My mother fainted.
"That's impossible! You're not his mother. You are too young and, you guys look about the same age!"
"How do you know? You don't know if I am or am not his mother and, you can't even prove it." I said staring down the judge.
"…"
'hm… that's what I thought'
I had a smug smile as I looked at the judge.
"Fine, lets just get this over with." The judge said as he rubbed his temple.
TIME SKIP (Yoshio is last one on stand)
(After the whole thing with telling the truth and only the truth and blah blah blah and the three teens lawyer interigate Yoshio)
"How did you come upon the scene?" Asked Haku's lawyer.
"I was watering the plants by the left wing (left side which is close to the alley) when I can hear someone saying, 'Shit forget about fuckin ya, I'm just gonna pop ya damn brains out!' and I ran to the alley to see what was happening. When I got there, a guy with a gun. I was going to go and help but than she," he said pointing at me "had turned around, kicked the guy in his jewels, grabbed the gun and shot the other guy who was about to shot the little boy straight in the middle of his head. I than ran back to the basement where I am staying and I grabbed my bat and came back. When I came back, the two kids were gone and the boy who was kicked had gotten up and ran down the alley. I ran after him for a few minutes but I lost him in the crowd."
"That will be all your honor, " Haku's lawyer said. Haku went down from the stand and back to the seat. The judge than ask those people who stand on the side what their verdict was(?)
"In thecourt of law, we find them (the teens) guilty." said the people that stands on the side (I don't know what those people are call.)
"All right, you three will either have to pay a $500 fine or spend three year in juvi where you will be subject to work off your depts." The judge said as he slammed his gravel on the sound-block.
'I need aspirin and sakeand…' the judge thought
As we exited the court room, I felt really happy.
"Yes!" I yelled as I ran and hugged Paku.
"C- can't b-b-breath" I heard coming from Paku. I let Haku go and gave a sheepish smile as I scratched the back of my head.
"ahehehe… Sorry, I just got a little excited."
"Thanks mom." Haku said and I blushed as I remembered what I said.
"No prob son" I said as I grabbed Haku and gave him another hug.
"Ach!"
"Ohsorry, I don't know my own strength" I said as I quickly dropped an near-death Haku.
"I can teach you how to harness it" a voice said from behind me.
I turned around to see Yoshio leaning against the wall.
"Oh can you? That would be so cool" I said as I turned to Yoshio.
"I can also teach your … son (*smirk*)… if your mom doesn't mind."
"Ok."
"Mom mom mom mom said he could teach us how to fight" I said as I ran to my mom
"Oh no no no," she said "it is exciting enough at home. I don't need two ninja's jumping off the walls."
"Don't worry mam, just think of it as self-defense" Yoshio said.
"No" she said.
I than proceeded to give my mom my famous puppy eyes. When that didn't work I added in my pout. She seemed to falter a little at that and so, I added in my secret weapon: tears. She was starting to lose and she finally gave in when Haku joined in.
"Alright, alright. Enough with the eyes" she said and sighed when she lost.
"Yes!" I said as I grabbed Haku and we both started jumping.
I stopped.
"Oh yeah, mom this is my son Haku, can he live with us?" I asked as I started to use my puppy eyes again.
"Agh, not with the eyes again! Ok he can stay, just stop" she said as she covered her eyes.
Yoshio looked amused as he watched us, 'This will be interesting…'
FLASHBACK END
From that day on, we began to call each other mother and son. I threaten to castrate anyone who dared to harm him either physically or vocally. Haku came to live with us and my mother even began to call him her grandson. I soon found out I was adopted and my mom found me at some temple she was touring. No one came for me and so she decided to adopt me. was a famous fighter known all around the world. He had stop fighting when his son and girlfriend had died from being mauled by a bear. My mom soon met Phil, a white man from America who was visiting and they became engaged. I didn't call him dad because, is more like my father. On their honeymoon, their airplane crashed and my mom, Phil and everyone in the plane had died. We were kicked out of the apartment but, took us in. A year later, we moved to America and we moved from place to place. I gotten kicked out of many school while I am in America because I beaten up a lot of teachers and students. I joined a mafia when I was 13 in America in order for and Haku to live with people who is protective and takes care of their family. They taught me and Haku how to detect to see if a person is lieing and to have a poker face and to make our lies so realistic that if we told you fairies exist, you would believe it in a heartbeat. But, somehow me, and Haku always knew when one or the other were lieing. We than moved from their when I was 15 and I joined a gang in California. decided to stay in the mafia because he's fallen in love with the godfather's daughter. When the members saw that I was much more stronger than their leader, I soon became promoted to leader and we became the strongest and smartest (I beat the shit out of them when they refused to get an education) gang all around the globe. I left and moved to Colorado when I turned 18 and this is where we know live. With all the money me and Haku made from assassinations (in the mafia) and selling drugs/weapons (in the gang)we were able to buy a big house in Colorado on top of a hill covered by a forest. It looks kind of like the Cullen's house from twilight (only thing I like about the movie was the house) except much bigger and it has 7 bedrooms. There was a inside pool with a jackuzzi (sp?) and a theatre room. There was a mini bar for drinks and a snack bar. The kitchen was quite big but, I am not allowed in there because Haku says I can kill a whole army with my food (He swears that the meatballs I make move.) The living room and family room is also huge and both of it consists of a flatscreen tv and a four piece set of chairs. We have a weight room and outside, was a training ground. We also had a small farm with farm animals (chicken, cow, goat, etc.) because 1)I am too lazy to drive down hill to buy food and 2)you don't know what they did to the food! Shoo, they could of touched it while digging there nose or something. We also had a garden also because of the two reasons for the farm animals. We own the whole land from our house to the bottom of the hill. People are too afraid to come up the hills because they say it's haunted and so, we gotten the whole land for ourselves.
Me and Haku are now driving to the school. I looked at the mirror and saw that Haku was staring out the window.
"Haku-kun what's wrong?" I said with concern.
Haku looked at me and smiled, "I'm just a bit nervous that's all."
"Don't worry, momma's here to protect you."
Haku blushed in embarrassment and groaned.
"Come on mom, I'm 18 years old now. I'm not a little kid anymore. Besides I was nervous about you."
"Why?"
"This is our last year in high school and you promised we weren't going to get kicked out of this school."
"Hey, when have you ever known me to backout on my word ehh?" I said as I ruffled his hair
"Aww mom," Haku said as he fixed his hair as I laughed. My words seemed to calm him down.
When we finally arrived at the school, there were kids everywhere. They were starring at us and some of the girls where whispering and giggling while looking at Haku. Some where staring at us in jealousy or lust but I pulled Haku closer to me and that seemed to stop the whispering and giggling. Instead now they glared at me in jealously.
'Bitch please like I'll let my son be tainted by ugly ass sluts.' I thought as we passed by the glaring sluts. Suddenly, I felt a slap to my ass and Haku was missing from my side. I looked behind me and Haku was on top of a boy with blond hair and was slamming his head against the floor.
"Don't fucking touch her!" Haku said.
"Haku get off him!" I said as I ran to Haku.
"But mom he touched you" Haku said while still beating the blond.
"I know son we will deal with him later, but we can't get expelled again remember," Haku stopped and looked at me.
"Fine" Haku grummbled as he got off the blond but, he kicked him on the side and we walked into the front office.
TIME SKIP
It is finally the last class for the day. Me and Haku had somehow ended up receiving all the same class and in each one we sat right next to each other. The boy (I found out his name is Derek) who Haku beat was in my class but, after what Haku did to him, he and his friends stayed a good 10 feet away from me but, I still see them looking at me and talking to one another.
"Alright class," the teacher, , said as she looked at the clock. "Put your things away, the bell is about to r-"
RING! RING! RING!
"…well that"
Me and Haku quickly grabbed our things and walked out. Girls were still glarring at me but I ignored them.
"Bye mom!" Haku said as he turned started walking away
"Where are you going?" I said looking at him
"There are clubs I saw on the wall that I want to check out, " he said looking at me.
"hmm… ok I'll leave the car for you and just walk home. " I said
"MmKay than see ya!" he said as he ran down the hall
I began my journey back home when I saw a candy store. I really did not like sweet but, I can smell the heavenly aroma of chocolate coming from inside. I bought 3 hershey bars, 3 kitkat, and 2 big bags of m&m's. While walking back home, I saw a box on the sidewalk that ended and would lead up to my place. I walked close to it and saw that is said "FREE KEETEN"
'Keeten?... Oh kitten!' I thought as I ran to the box. As I gotten closer, I could hear small but loud meows coming from inside.
When I opened the box, I was met with 10 pair of eyes.