6 years after they graduated Eddie and Patricia were married so are Fabian and Nina and they have twin kids called Zac5 and Jade5
Patricia: it must be fun having kids
Nina: it is but also stressful, are you two planning on having any
Patricia: um um
Eddie: um um Fabian, I like your haircut
Fabian: I haven't had a hair cut
Eddie: you must have (little chuckle) (ruffling Fabian's hair)
Zac: mum may I please go over there
Nina: of course, just stay in my sight.
Fabian: and Zac, include your sister
Zac: yes daddy (running off)
Eddie: what have you done to that kid?
Fabian: what do you mean; we have brought them up to be well mannered
Eddie: more like poisoned his mind
Patricia: Eddie! Shh
Nina: thing is me and Fabian need a break we were thinking of going on holiday just me and him, but we have no-one to look after Zac and Jade.
Patricia: we'll look after them
Eddie: What!
Patricia: will you give us a second (pulling Eddie to the other side of the room)
Eddie: and again what!
Patricia: come on Eddie, Nina and Fabian need someone to look after the kids and I think that we should show them that they can trust us
Eddie: I would rather drink from a toilet than look after those little monsters
Patricia: Eddie! Please, for me
Eddie: oh ok (went back over to Nina and Fabian)
Patricia: as I was saying Eddie and I would be glad to look after them for you
Fabian: I'm not sure that is such a good idea
Eddie: why?
Fabian: well you're not really the kid type
Eddie: what are you talking about I'm great with kids, oi ben, bob over here
Fabian: his name is Zac
Eddie: yeah I know that's what I said
Fabian: see you don't even know my sons name, let alone how to look after both my kids.
Nina: well Fabian we do need someone to look after them
Fabian: no, (sigh) well ok
The Next Day
Nina: Mummy's going to be back in a couple of days ok, until then you will be staying with Eddie and Patricia, ok
Jade: ok Mummy
Zac: are they nice
Nina: yeah, of course, now behave ok
Jade: yeah mummy
Nina kisses them on the head then walks off
Fabian: ok, I'm going to give you this, if you are not being treated properly then just press this button ok and you will be able to talk to me (giving Zac a phone)
Zac: ok daddy
Fabian: now behave ok
Eddie: come on then in you come jade and Jack
Fabian: Zac, his name is Zac
Eddie: That's what I said
Fabian: now you better look after them properly
Eddie: We will, now off you go, have fun, but not too much fun if you know what I mean (chuckle)
Fabian walked off
At tea time
Patricia: so jade what do you like doing
Jade: playing with my dolls and other toys
Eddie: is that it, no TV?
Zac and Jade: What's a TV?
Eddie: are you…
Patricia: Eddie!
Eddie: I Mean do you guys want to see I'll show you after dinner
Patricia: no, you won't (picking up the list of rules left by Nina and Fabian)
Eddie: well why not
Patricia: look at the list what is written in big bold letters
Eddie: No TV! Huh? Well Fabian doesn't know the meaning of being a good parent is
Jade: I need the toilet
Eddie: ok off you go then
Jade: Not on my own
Eddie: what
Patricia: well she's 5 she can't go to the bathroom on her own
Eddie: what, I never signed up for poop duty
Kids: hahahaha
Eddie: see I am good with kids
Patricia: making them laugh by saying rude things that's not good that's immature, now come on Jade, I'll take you to the toilet
Eddie: gee what's up with her?
3 hours later
Eddie: Patricia
Patricia: just go away Eddie
Eddie: but I have no idea why you're mad at me, yes I'm not very good with kids I admit that, but I've never had to look after a kid before.
Patricia: (sigh) I'm not mad at you I'm just disappointed that's all
Eddie: disappointed at what, you don't make any sense, you knew that me and kids don't get on that well
Patricia: you could at least try
Eddie: I am, this is for you, of course I'm trying, nothing but
Patricia: I've got to go take the kids to bed (walks off)
The Next Morning
Eddie awoke hearing the sound of Patricia being sick in the bathroom
10 minutes later
Patricia entered her and Eddie's room
Eddie: you okay
Patricia: yeah I'm fine
Eddie: well I just heard you puking up last night's dinner and I don't think that's fine, is it stress from looking after the kids or something what's going on
Patricia: no I'm fine
Jade: Patricia, is it time for School
Eddie: you can't go to school yourself?, gee what can you do
Patricia: Eddie!
Eddie: sorry, forgot
Patricia: not yet about an hour but I better get you dressed and ready
1 hour later
Patricia: come on then kids out the door, oh my god, Eddie
Eddie: what
Patricia: I just remember I have an um appointment
Eddie: for what
Patricia: it doesn't matter, now you have to take the kids to school, I'm going to be late (kisses him on the cheek and passing him the book bags) love you bye (walks out)
Eddie: love you too but can't you at least take them first (But she was gone)
The kids were staring at him
Eddie: ok kids, you can have the day off how do you feel about that (putting down the book bags and Jumping on the couch)
Jade: but mummy says we always have to go to school
Zac: you take us to school or I'm calling daddy (showing him his phone)
Eddie: now Zeke you done have to do that
Zac: my name is Zac
Eddie: yeah whatever, how about I take you too McDonalds instead
Jade: but that would be bad, would it not?
Eddie: No, in fact that would be good
Jade: really
Zac: you must be fibbing because Mummy and Daddy will tell you off so will Patricia
Eddie: oh yeah Patricia, tell you what I'll pay you £20 if you tell Patricia that school was cancelled
Zac: 40
Eddie: you guys have been spending way too much time with me, ok deal (giving them £40 each), ok go upstairs and play or something
Jade: you promised McDonald's
Eddie: but that was before I paid you £40 each
Jade: please
Eddie: I could go for burger ok then come on
At McDonalds'
Eddie: ill have a big mac, no lettuce and a coke please, what you guys having
Jade: dunno (shrugging shoulders)
Eddie: what about you Zac
Zac: what we usually have
Eddie: and whats that
Zac: I dunno
Eddie: ok and 2 happy meals please,
(to the kids)take this money and go spend in the arcade
Kids: yay (run off)
Women: aww your kids are really cute
Eddie: oh there not my kids there my best friend's kids me and my wife are looking after them while there out of town.
Women: aww, you're really good with kids
Eddie: ya think (looking at them)
Back at the house
Eddie entered with the kids
Patricia: Eddie miller!
Zac: school was cancelled
Eddie tried to hold in a laugh
Patricia: kids' can you go in the other room please
Jade: are you going to tell Eddie Off?
Patricia: I don't know
Jade: please don't he was being nice
Zac and Jade went in the other room
Patricia: you're just being childish
Eddie: nuh-uh they started it
Patricia: Eddie! Nina and Fabian where counting on us to look after their kids properly and what do you do take them to McDonald's instead of school.
Eddie: ok I'm sorry, but someone at McDonald's did say that I'm really good with kids
Patricia: what so letting little kids bunk school is good now is it, she was probably being sarcastic.
Eddie: well thanks for being so honest
Jade: OW! (loud screaming and crying)
Eddie and Patricia ran into the room
Eddie: what happened?
Zac: Jade fell over on her arm
Patricia: now look what you did
Eddie: me? You can't pin this on me
Zac: stop shouting! Should we take jade to the hospital?
Eddie: should we?
Patricia: well yes, she could be seriously injured
Eddie: but then they would have to call Fabian and Nina, and they will know
Patricia: (sigh) were going to have to risk it, you take Zac and get in the car and I'll get Jade and try and move her without hurting her anymore
Eddie picked up Zac and went out to the car.
Jade: (crying) I don't want to go to hospital
Patricia: well sweetie, they will make you better, just pretend it's a game of doctors and nurses ok
Jade: ok, my arm hurts
Patricia: aww well lets go get it fixed (picking jade up and taking her out to the car)
In the waiting room