A/N
Alright, here we have a Noragami one-shot. :P
This story takes place after the events of the second Noragami OVA and after most of the second season.
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(Yato POV)
It was a beautiful summer morning in Bishamon's estate.
The Flowers were blooming, the grass couldn't be greener, and the smell of Bishamon's hair was simply riveting. "Why yes, I am a hair connoisseur."
Oh how did this Bishamon and I thing happen?
Weeeeell it was like this...
Start Flashback
"YAAAATO YOU ASSHOLE!" Bishamon's roar howled through the entire estate.
I was running from that crazy goddess. "All I did was take some artwork jeez."
Well shit, I'm at a dead end and Bishamon is right on my ass. Might as well just toughen up and deal with her death threats and such.
I pulled my scarf down and let Milord pop out from it. "Yes I kept him."
I handed him the artwork and he fit them in my scarf. "YATOOOO!" Bishamon screamed. "Fuck."
"YATO YOU BETTER GIVE THOSE PICTURES BACK."
"I don't know what you're talking baaaakaa." I replied to her. "Seriously, its just some artwork."
"I SAW YOU TAKING PICTURES OF ME WHILE I WAS IN THE HOT SPRINGS." Her face was blood red right now. If only, I hadn't dropped my camera back there, *sigh* coulda taken some great shots.
"Lets be real here Bishi, pictures of you in hot springs is the definition of artwork." Milord and I high-fived each other. I was expecting to get thrown into the wall by now, but surprisingly Bishamon was just blushing, no screams, no death threats, just blushing.
Okay the air was a bit intense, which scared me a little.
"Why did you kiss me back at that picnic?" Bishamon was like one of those quiet shy girls right now, and it does not fit her at all.
"Uh, do I have to be honest?"
"Yes baka."
"Well then, I did it because I wanted to show how much you mean to me." I chuckled as I scratched my head.
Bishi's jaw dropped and it stayed that way for a long time, which gave me time to think about things like "WHY DID I EVEN SAY THAT?" "SHE'S GONNA THINK IM EVEN MORE OF A PERVERT."
"That's good, because I would've loved it if you moved your hand and kissed me directly." She smiled at me.
To be honest I don't even know if a god and goddess can be together, but it doesn't matter to me because I'm going to marry her.
I smiled, and my soon-to-be smiled back.
End Flashback
Anyways, it was time to go see Hiyori and Yukine. I sat up on the bed, and gave out a loud yawn. I felt Bishi latch onto me, and that crazy woman "Which I love." dragged me back to bed and I gave a loud cat screech.
"mmmm just a little longer, my kitty Yato." She mumbled while she was half-asleep. "She looked as beautiful as ever."
I gave a soft meow and licked her face a little bit.
Milord popped out from under the blanket and crawled up to Bishi's breasts.
"Hey! Those are mine!" I picked Milord up and put him back in my scarf. Bishamon laughed, and I smiled.
"Still Yato, just a liiiittle longer."
"Meeeeeh, I don't see why not." I jumped on top of Bishamon and kissed her face.
"Baaaka." Bishamon held onto my head, and she shared a very long and intimate kiss. "Pure heaven to me."
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A/N
Well here is my first one-shot. :P
To be fair, I was going to make it a full fledged story, but I really want to focus on my multi-chapter.
I know it's not long, but hey I think I did alright for my first one-shot. :D
I hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed making Yato do cat things! (\^-^/)
Also, if you haven't read my multi-chapter yet, please go ahead and do so! :D
Thanks for reading, and I'll see you guys in a couple of days!