This came to me when I was quoting Monsters Inc. and I had to get it out of my system. Crack. Not necessarily good crack, but you can decide that for yourself. I don't own Bleach or Monsters Inc.
It was a normal Monday in the Seireitei. Except for the small fact that a certain lietenant forgot to file her paperwork...
"MATSUMOTO!"
Rangiku lifted her head up groggily from the couch. She smiled at the sight of her captain, who looked as annoyed as always.
"Captain Hitsugaya! My wonderful, adorable little captain!" Rangiku beamed, sleepiness forgotten. "Did you get a haircut wjile I napped? Tell me it's a new haircut. It's gotta be a new haircut!"
Hitsugaya glared at her. Her smile faltered.
"New clothes? You had a growth spurt? Something? Anything?" Matsumoto tried to regain her footing with the captain, but his scowl deepened further. "What did I do?! It was only a hangover from Sunday's drinking party!"
"Well isn't that nice?" Toshiro said sarcastically. "But guess what? YOU DIDN'T TURN IN YOUR PAPERWORK LAST NIGHT."
"I didn't...I...no paperwork?" Rangiku stuttered, flabbergasted.
"Yes! No paperwork! You didn't file your paperwork last night!" Hitsugaya yelled.
"Oh, that darn paperwork!" Rangiku put on a pouty face. "Wouldn't it be easier if it all just...blew away?"
Her captain's expression didn't change. "No. It wouldn't. Don't let it happen again, Matsumoto."
"I'll try to be more careful next time, captain!" Rangiku chirped, sliding off the couch and walking out of the office.
"I'm watching you. Always watching..." Hitsugaya said ominously, closing the door behind her.
"Hmmm," Rangiku said thoughtfully. "That was a bit out of character. Maybe he needs to see a child therapist..."
Later
Rangiku walked into her captain's office with half a bottle of sake and a wonderful evening of drinking planned. "Hello, Captain!" she said brightly.
"Hello, Rangiku," Hitsugaya sighed. "Fun-filled evening planned for tonight?"
"Well, as a matter of fact - " Rangiku began, but Hitsugaya cut her off.
"Then I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly for once."
Rangiku smiled innocently, batting her eyelashes.
"Your stunned silence is very reasurring," Hitsugaya growled. Rangiku then gave him puppy eyes.
"Oh...fine. I guess I could do your paperwork just for tonight..." Hitsugaya sighed. Squealing, Rangiku hugged her captain.
"Oh, thank you, Toshiro!" she said happily. Wriggling out of her grasp, Hitsugaya corrected, "Captain Hitsugaya to you."
"Fine then, Mr. Grumpy-Pants. I'll make sure Captain Ukitake brings you lots and lots of candy! Especially the mints!" Rangiku yelled as she ran out of the office.
Dear Huco Mundo, not more candy, Hitsugaya groaned inwardly. There's only so much room in my closet.
Though he had to admit...he did like those mints.
Done! First of all, I apologize for any misspellings or stuff like that. I wrote this in the middle of the night.
Second, I think I did a pretty good job of keeping them in character, besides the 'Always watching...' thing! Besides, I could totally envision Hitsugaya and Rangiku having this conversation! :)
PM me if you think I should do more Bleach parodies of conversations from different movies! I do take requests!
Hope you enjoyed!
As inspiration strikes. ~Spottedmask77