10 Ways to annoy Edward Cullen
Paint his Volvo black blame it on Alice.
Think about you and Bella DOING things
Block what you're thinking
Burn all his clothes so he has to go shopping with Alice(pay her to make it a whole weekend shopping trip)
End every argument with "oh bite me Eddie"
Call him "the 120 year old virgin vamp"
Have a convocation with Bella (tell her to react in different ways beforehand)ask her "so ,I heard about your and jakes kiss "make her say"yher,trust his lips,omg I could kiss him all day"
Tell him Bella is waiting for him in his room naked, but have Tanya in there instead naked.
Tell him Bella tripped and fell of a cliff
Tell him that Bella and James did IT before he got to the ballet studio to save Bella.