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青龍帝 - Seiryuutei - The Blue Dragon Emperor

You know what could possibly be the worst (or at least the most disturbing) feeling besides... well, dying?

In my personal opinion that would be rebirth. Uhh, actually allow me to rephrase that from my experience; It is the feeling of being entirely aware through the whole damn rebirth process!

Now you may be asking; How exactly do I know of this specific fact?

Well frankly put, you kinda start to get the picture after spending literally MONTHS in this dark, cramped yet cozy place, that is filled with liquid, where the only thing I could hear were the (surprisingly) calming heartbeats of my new mother...

Hm? How did I die?

Meh, a car accident, nothing fancy so I won't bother you with the specifics. More due to the reason that even I don't really know what exactly happened back then... One moment some douche kept tail-gating me for the past twenty or so minutes, then I felt excruciating pain coming from my left side (by the driver's seat) and found myself in here immediately after before my mind could even properly register what in actual fuck had just happened...

At first I thought I was in some kind of Limbo, but once my ears got developed enough to hear the muffled voices from the outside world (especially my new mother's), then after some time I finally put the two and two together and realised; Holy hell! I'm getting reborn!

While I'm truly grateful to the fact I'm getting a second change, but God, Buddha or whoever the hell is in charge of this whole reincarnation cycle thing; could've at least given me the leniency to NOT be self-aware through this whole reincarnation process until AFTER my actual brain had developed to the point where toddlers should realistically be getting their ability for coherent thoughts... Which, as a man of logic, STILL boggles me beyond measure how I was even capable of such when I was still in my fetus stages...

And to open up a bit... Do you have ANY Goddamn idea how bloody boring it is to just sit (well technically float) in here with nothing else to do except daydream and maybe give a kick or two against the walls of the womb out of boredom?

Truth to be told; I consider myself extremely lucky to be even remain sane at this point! But then again here I am monologuing to myself and my imaginative audience, so perhaps I've already lost it...?

Sigh... Either way, back to present however; it also seems that I also have a roommate here in the form of a twin sibling.

Although, you have no idea how many times I wanted to strangle the said sibling with my navel cord (if my stubby fingers had the strength to do that...) for how he/she keeps spinning around the womb in place near constant basis while kicking me in the face each time he/she does that!

In my new infant body... That shit seriously fucking hurts!

However no matter how pissed I was, I never lift a foot on it (pun not intended) and attempted to kick my sibling back. While I always had a deep dislike towards children (or more specifically the spoiled and loud ones) in my past life; I still had a firm enough moral compass to never harm children no matter how annoying they are. I usually tend to just ignore them (sometimes with grit teeth) and if possible; outright avoid them.

But back to the present... Where I'm currently being constricted by my mom's, ugh vagina's walls (Oh God, out of context that sounded so wrong in so many ways!) as I'm being finally pushed out from the womb some minutes after the water broke.. Needless to say I'm getting more and more claustrophobic with each second I'm spending in this fleshy tunnel here!

After what felt like hours; I've finally felt the cool airconditioned breeze hit my cranium, with someone's (assumedly the doctor's) cloved hands touching the back of my skull gently, assisting my way out.

"Atama ga mieru! Ato sugoshi dake da, okusan!" (1) I could hear the male voice right by my head, likely the person helping with the delivery... Wait... Was that Japanese I heard?

My inner japanophile senses are tingling!

"AAAAAHHHH!" And the one screaming her lungs out in a high pitched warcry was definitely my new mom...

"You heard that, Haruna-Chan? You're almost there, just a little more!" This time a different male voice called out... Father? Well I suppose it's tou-san and kaa-san now, that certainly takes some getting used to.

"AAAARRGH! I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL RIP YOUR BALLS AFTER THIS, AAAAAAHHH!"

Yup, that was definitely Japanese. (Also yikes!) I was born Finnish (well at least in my previous life), but luckily I've learned a fair bit of Japanese before I died, so by focusing a bit, I could understand decently enough what was being said around me.

Then my head was finally fully out (Deep emphasis on the FINALLY part) and the light hit my eyelids, causing me to wince a bit. This made me feel a bit fortunate that my newborn eyes were at the moment still glued shut more or less so I wouldn't damage my eyesight by opening them in a reflex.

"Baby's out! Congratula- Eh? The child's not crying..." I could hear the confused tone of the man who just delivered me.

"W-what is it, doctor? I-is my baby- AAAAAHHH" My mother started in a highly worried tone, before she started to scream in pain again.

"Oh Sh- Nurse! We have the second one coming up, please take the child and check he's okay!" Then I felt my cord getting cut (Damn that felt weird!) before I was passed to someone else, likely this nurse. I felt my belly land gently over the nurse's shoulder, before I felt a hand smacking my rear!

Truthfully it was mere love tap, but considering how fragile my body currently is... Needless to say I got startled to the point I fell right into my baby instincts...

I begun to cry, loudly...

I heard the sigh of relief from the violent (in my mind) nurse, then I was wrapped in a some soft blanket before the lady begun to rock me softly back and forth while cooing down at me. (Judging by her voice, she seemed to be in her late teens.)

Needless to say, for a man in his mid-twenties stuck in a body of a infant... That shit is hella annoying... But...

*squish*

I felt my face twist in a silly grin as I may or may not take some (not so) discreet glee from the way how my head was rested against the nurse's soft breasts~ so I suppose this body has its perks for me to take an advantage of.

Hey, I'm a red-blooded male so sue me.

...

Hold on...

Do I even have a dick anymore!?

HERRAJUMALA (2), SOMEBODY PLEASE PROVE MY MANHOOD! (3)

-One childbirth worth of time later...-

"Congratulations! You have two perfectly healthy boys!" The doctor declared.

Thank God! I still get to keep my balls!

WHEW~ Bullet dodged and manhood preserved!

"*pant* C-can I hold them?" My new mother asked, clearly exhausted.

I couldn't see it, but I practically felt the genuine smile in the doctor's tone. "Of course, Hyoudou-san. Here you go ma'am."

Hyuodou? I scrunched my eyebrows. Why does that sound familiar...?

Before I could think about it further I felt myself getting handed over to someone else and the second I heard the familiar heartbeat, I immediately knew I was in my mother's arms...

This felt incredibly nostalgic...

"They're beautiful..." My father(?) said in a warm tone, as I felt him gently caress my head. "What name are we going to give them?"

Then I felt soft pair of someone's (likely mom's) lips over my temple. "The older twin will be Hiroshi..." Oooh, that actually sounds way cooler than my previous name! "As for the younger one... Hmm.." She continued, seemingly in thought "How about, Issei?"

So my lil bro's called Issei, huh.

...

Wait...

"Hiroshi, Issei... Wonderful names..." Dad said.

No no no just wait for a goddamn second! Issei? As in THE Hyoudou Mothafucking Issei!? THE Oppai Dragon!?

J-just a coincidence or did I seriously get reborn into what has to be one of the most perverted Animes I've ever had the pleasure to see!?

If it's the latter... Oh Gawd... I got reborn as a twin brother of someone who's literally the lust incarnate...

I felt myself crying one of those river-like anime tears...

If it's truly the latter, my life is going to be one clusterfuck of massive headaches and shame from having to deal with all the pervy antics my brother pulls off...

Perkele (4)... I have a feeling I'm going to die from either aneurysm or blood loss via nosebleed by the courtesy of my brother and all the fanservice respectfully (although the latter definitely compensates for the former, not gonna lie), before any of the Supernatural even gets a shot at me!

If I do get involved with them that is...

Speaking of which; I wonder if I got blessed with a Gear myself...

AN - Well that's a wrap on the prologue chapter!

Since this project is more or less still in it's pre-alpha stages; meaning I still need to come up with a proper "ability" for my SI's Sacred Gear, which is in appearance-wise more or less a blue version of Boosted Gear. (See the Header Image)

So with that said, any suggestions and ideas for the Chaos Karma Gear's (Name is still debatable) main ability are more than welcome!

However, the MAIN rule for the Gear's ability is the 10 second delay factor that both Divine Dividing and Boosted Gear has.

Secondary rule is optional but preferred; with that being me hoping that the SI's Gear's main ability has something to do with it's namesake, aka Karma.

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(1) "I can see the head now! Just a little bit more, ma'am!"

(2) Herra Jumala! = "Oh God!"

(3) UPDATE - I made a mistake and made some fixes few sentences back, but at this time the MC didn't pay too much of attention how the doctors referred to his gender, thus the freakout.

(4) Perkele = one of the, if not the most common Finnish curse word, though other than "Shit" or "Fuck" there ain't really any "correct" or "literal" way of translation for the word from what I know.