Mario, being the Italian plumber he is, likes sleeping in on every day that isn't a Tuesday. Unfortunately, the day this story takes place is on a Friday. Bowser doesn't sleep in on Fridays. In fact, he was planning an evil plot to drill a uranium bomb into the floorboards of Mario's bathroom. It was set to go off at 1 o'clock. Mario didn't usually wake up until 2 o'clock. It was a perfect plan, that was, until a certain minion had to ruin it by using his vocal cords.
"B-Bowser?" Asked this certain minion.
"The bathroom is on floor three, in the left hallway, and four doors to your right," answered Bowser.
The minion went to do his business. Bowser, on the other hand, accidentally set off a chain reaction in the bomb, and it exploded. Bowser's castle blew up, and then lasers happened for about five seconds until the Mushroom Kingdom was evacuated so no one else had to have a game over. Then Michael Jackson came back from the dead, leaned over Bowser's unconscious, but luckily not dead body, and said:
"Beat it."
I'm gonna have a lotta fun with this.