My first Uta Pri story so comments and reviews are appreciated! FLAMES ARE ALLOWED BUT DON'T BE TOO HARSH. Suggestions are welcome, so please feel free to tell me where I should improve or what else I should do. I do not own Uta no Prince Sama or any of the characters.

THX!

Summary

Just your average Grimm fairy tales... told by STARISH, Heavens and Quartet Night!

AshleyNanodayo: KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU (summoning jutsu) !
*Starish, Quartet Night and Heavens appear in a poof of pink sparkly unicorn dust*
Otoya: Dou shiyou mo naku heart ga- WHA?!

(A/N: I do not own Brand New Melody by Terashima Takuma nor do I own Naruto)

Tokiya: Be quiet Otoya, you're too loud.
Otoya: Tokiya, so mean~
Natsuki: Waaaah~! Syo-chan, that unicorn dust really suits you!
Syo: SHUT THE HELL UP! *looks around* AND WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE COVERED IN THIS PINK STUFF?!
Ren: *completely ignores Syo* I wonder where the little lamb went...
Masato: *completely ignores Ren and Syo* Why are we here anyway?
AI: According to my data, it seems that this is another dimension, but I can't locate the exact location.
Kira: *mutters quietly* I can't either but this seems to be out of Japan.
AI: *staring at Kira* Are you a robot as well?
Kira: ...
Nagi: Where are we? And why are we with THEM?!
Reiji: Ran-Ran, I made fish crackers, do you want some?
Ranmaru: I hate fish, and don't call me that?
Nagi: *big shiny eyes* Fish crackers?
Camus: Peasants... DON'T DECORATE MY SCEPTRE WITH FLOWERS AIJIMA!
Cecil: But Camus, it looks so boring...
Eichi: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!
?: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Otoya & Syo: Is this...?
?: DON'T YOU CARE CALL ME THAT FAT EXCUSE OF A PRINCIPAL!
Eichi: Is that you, Dad?
?: I'M NOT AN IDIOT THAT IMPERSONATES SAOTOME EITHER!
AI: According to my data, she seems to be a human girl, known as "The Otaku Mage" or "AshleyNanodayo"
?: That's right! I'm AshleyNanodayo but I don't really know what the fudge the "otaku mage" is...
Ranmaru: So why the hell are we here anyway? I was about to feed some stray cats...
AshleyNanodayo: KYAAAAAA! RANMARU YOU ARE TOO CUTE!
Camus: Answer the question already, peasant!
AshleyNanodayo: I decided to make you tell the readers some fairytales, so I summoned you. It took up a lot of chakra you know, so be appreciative.
Cecil: What's catra? Is it magic of the muses?
AI: According to my data, it is some form of raw magic in another world called "Naruto".
Masato: Um...fairytales?
AshleyNanodayo: That's right, fairytales. For example...Ren, tell the story of Little Red Riding Hood.
Ren: *smirks* alright...

Reviews are appreciated~!