Okay, peoples, this was the Metma Challenge that I am writing about:
For this week's challenge, imagine that one of your favorite HP characters has gotten detention. But this isn't just ANY detention. It's sure to be crazy, because you have to include:
Professor Snape must lose his voice
Someone must write in a diary
There must be an accident with hair dye
Dobby must make an appearance
Someone must say, "Estoy concada," which means "I'm tired," in Spanish.
And it must be in txt format and funny. Remember, points for originality!
Ready? Then I'll begin….
Professor Snape was in a very bad mood on Monday, maybe because Mr Filch called him a wet noodle, or that Professor Dumbledore jammed a pointed hat on his head with a stuffed vulture on it AGAIN…., or maybe, just because it was Monday. Anyways, His first class was his little Slytherin Angels, and the Gryffindors. Oh, joy. The most off putting thought was that Mr Harry Potter was going to be in his class. Snape wanted to half hartedly throw a rock at his fat little head from the staff table. But, most of all, Snape just had shocking pink robes stuffed over his head, and now he was in a worse mood than ever.
As he prepared for his class, he thought of the perfect way to make his class perfect: give detention to Harry and Ron. Hermione would be put in a second room. Then, he would shower loads of points on the Slytherins. A very happy thought. He began to sing at the top of his voice:
Zippidy Doo Dah,
Zippidy Day,
My oh, my what a wonderful day.
Plenty of sunshine
Comin my way,
Zippidy Doo Dah,
Zippidy Yay!
The potions class filed in, cheering madly.
1 Encore!
2 Please?
MORE MORE MORE!
Snape could hardly stand it anymore, so he sang,
2.1 There's a bluebird on my shoulder
And the Dark Mark is in the sky
I just changed that bird into a hissing snake
And watch as it kills Harry Ron and Her-Mi-Oh-Neee-Neeee
Zippidy Doo Dah, Zippidy Day,
My, oh my what a Wonderful Day
Plenty of jinxes
Headed My Way
I feel so evil
Happy Day!
The class burst into applause.
So, how'd ya like it? This is not part of the challenge, just something that I decided to add before getting on to the main part. I want 1 review before I do more.
For this week's challenge, imagine that one of your favorite HP characters has gotten detention. But this isn't just ANY detention. It's sure to be crazy, because you have to include:
Professor Snape must lose his voice
Someone must write in a diary
There must be an accident with hair dye
Dobby must make an appearance
Someone must say, "Estoy concada," which means "I'm tired," in Spanish.
And it must be in txt format and funny. Remember, points for originality!
Ready? Then I'll begin….
Professor Snape was in a very bad mood on Monday, maybe because Mr Filch called him a wet noodle, or that Professor Dumbledore jammed a pointed hat on his head with a stuffed vulture on it AGAIN…., or maybe, just because it was Monday. Anyways, His first class was his little Slytherin Angels, and the Gryffindors. Oh, joy. The most off putting thought was that Mr Harry Potter was going to be in his class. Snape wanted to half hartedly throw a rock at his fat little head from the staff table. But, most of all, Snape just had shocking pink robes stuffed over his head, and now he was in a worse mood than ever.
As he prepared for his class, he thought of the perfect way to make his class perfect: give detention to Harry and Ron. Hermione would be put in a second room. Then, he would shower loads of points on the Slytherins. A very happy thought. He began to sing at the top of his voice:
Zippidy Doo Dah,
Zippidy Day,
My oh, my what a wonderful day.
Plenty of sunshine
Comin my way,
Zippidy Doo Dah,
Zippidy Yay!
The potions class filed in, cheering madly.
1 Encore!
2 Please?
MORE MORE MORE!
Snape could hardly stand it anymore, so he sang,
2.1 There's a bluebird on my shoulder
And the Dark Mark is in the sky
I just changed that bird into a hissing snake
And watch as it kills Harry Ron and Her-Mi-Oh-Neee-Neeee
Zippidy Doo Dah, Zippidy Day,
My, oh my what a Wonderful Day
Plenty of jinxes
Headed My Way
I feel so evil
Happy Day!
The class burst into applause.
So, how'd ya like it? This is not part of the challenge, just something that I decided to add before getting on to the main part. I want 1 review before I do more.