The Mazoku Prince and the Human Pauper

Disclaimer: Kyou Kara Maou be not mines :(

Warning: Contains shonen-ai (meaning two boys...TOGETHER.)

Pairing: YuurixWolfram

Summary: When Wolfram meets a man who could pass for his twin, they both team up together to cause mischeif and mayhem throughout the kingdom.

A New Partnership

Yuuri grinned goofily and ran down the road like an excited little kid

Yuuri grinned goofily and ran down the road like an excited little kid. It had been forever since he had been allowed out of the castle; it seemed as if whenever he turned around, there was another uprising or crazy lord looking for power that needed to be stopped.

He exhaled loudly and looked back, looking for his godfather. "Conrad, Conrad, catch up! Don't tell me that I'm faster than you." Yuuri laughed and stood impatiently, shifting from foot to foot, waiting for Conrad.

Conrad chuckled at his majesty's foolish antics and walked swiftly towards Yuuri. "So which store do you want to start at?" He asked, displaying all the fully-stocked stores in front of them.

"Hmmm." Yuuri wondered, "Maybe at that store full of stuffed animals. We could buy something for Greta and Gwendal too." He immediately grabbed Conrad's arm and began to drag him towards the store.

As soon as they entered the store, a blonde appeared at the edge of the road. "Where is that wimp?" He huffed, glaring at any human who dared to look at him.

Wolfram crossed his arms and looked around. That wimp was no where to be seen! Wolfram knew that something was up when Weller-kyo and Yuuri had snuck out in the morning, probably for a secret lover's rendezvous, without telling anyone where they were going. Luckily, Wolfram had followed them until the human square, only to lose them when Yuuri had gone running somewhere.

The blonde wandered down the street, searching for a head of black hair. He balled his fists at the thought of where the traitorous couple could be at this very moment, and what sins they'd be committing.

He couldn't deny how the Maou's constant rejections were beginning to have their toll on him. Everyday he'd wake up wondering what he was missing, what essential component he needed to make Yuuri love him back. And everyday, when Yuuri refused to acknowledge their relationship, Wolfram could feel his heart break a little more.

At that very moment, a human peddler had walked up to the blonde prince and shoved a pendant on a string in Wolfram's face. "My good sir, why don't you buy a lovely trinket for whichever lovely lady or lord you wish?"

Wolfram opened his mouth to tell the peddler exactly where he could stick his "lovely trinkets" when he realized something.

A very important something.

This human peddler looked almost exactly the same as Wolfram.

Shocked, Wolfram started, "You look…"

"Almost exactly like me." The shell-shocked stranger finished. "That's amazing, I didn't even know that anything like this is even possible. I guess the only difference is that your eyes are green, while mines are blue and my hair is a little darker than yours." After getting over his initial astonishment, the stranger seemed very talkative. "Anyways, the name's Erwin." He stuck his hand out for a handshake.

Wolfram accepted the handshake cautiously. "I'm Prince Wolfram. It's…pleasant to meet you."

For a second, Erwin made a face of disgust. "You're a mazoku? The fiancé to the Maou as well?"

"Well, while we're stating the obvious, you're a human who I doubt has bathed in the last week." Wolfram snottily replied to the human who was on his last nerves. The only reason he even gave this human even a second of his time was because they resembled each other, and that he might help him find Yuuri.

After a moment of silence, the human's face broke into a smile and he began to laugh heartily, wrapping one of his arms around Wolfram's shoulders. "You know, you're not so bad for a filthy mazoku." Erwin teased good-naturedly.

Wolfram snorted, "Same for you, dirty human." He wasn't quite comfortable enough to wrap his arm around Erwin's shoulders as well and instead kept them to himself. "Have you seen the king recently? I'm looking for him…" Wolfram trailed off, unwilling to share his personal problems with a man he just met.

Erwin nodded somberly, "Yeah, there have been rumors through the kingdom of how the king has been seeing other women behind your back."

Wolfram's eyes widened in shock; the thing he dreaded the most was actually true? Yuuri was actually cheating on him?

"I was lying, don't worry. But I highly doubt that the Maou will miss you for a few minutes. Just come get a drink with me." Erwin said, leading Wolfram towards a pub he had passed earlier. "Don't worry, drinks are on me!"

Wolfram made a sound of protest, but Erwin simply ignored him and continued dragging him inside the pub, until the doors were soundly closed behind them.

On the other side of the market, Yuuri suddenly whipped his head around, hitting a woman with his bags full of presents.

After apologizing to the woman for Yuuri, Conrad sent his majesty a worried look. "Are you okay Yuuri? Did you see something dangerous?"

"No…I just thought I saw Wolfram for a second, with a human." Yuuri stammered.

Conrad laughed a little bitterly, "He doesn't even talk to me, and I'm only half human while also his brother. I doubt he'd be here, enjoying himself with humans when he can barely stand them."

Yuuri nodded seriously, "Yes… That's probably true. Maybe I just saw someone else, and mistook him for Wolfram." The king brightened up considerably, "Anyways, lets go back to the castle and show everyone the gifts that we brought for them! They'll all be so surprised!"

The duo walked back towards the castle, blissfully unaware of Wolfram, drinking as if there was no tomorrow with his newfound duplicate.

Erwin yawned, his temples throbbing with the hangover from the night before. He didn't even know where he was, or who he was with. He pushed himself up to a sitting position and noticed a lump in the blanket next to him. Pausing in shock for a second, Erwin reached over and pulled the blanket down, revealing a shirtless Wolfram.

"Oh Shinou, what have I done?" Erwin screamed as he suddenly jumped to his feet and began to pace the small room, "I've bed the fiancé of the Maou? Oh I'm going to die. And if the Maou doesn't kill me, then Seraphina will!" Erwin began to tug at the ends of his hair in anxiousness.

"Who's Seraphina?" A very amused Wolfram asked. After he had been awaken by Erwin's screaming, he had watched his mad dance of stress.

Still stepping from foot to foot, Erwin answered, "My wife! We've been together for about 3 years, and now she'll break my neck! I don't even like men!"

Wolfram got up quickly and placed his hands on Erwin's shoulders. "We didn't even do anything Erwin, stop moving around."

Erwin obeyed Wolfram's command but then asked, "Then where's your shirt?"

Wolfram glared at Erwin and replied, "You threw up on it."

The human laughed nervously and apologized repeatedly until Wolfram finally got fed up and nearly flambéed him "Stop apologizing. If you want to make up for it so much, just give me your shirt instead. Now I need to go, and I can't do so unless I have a shirt on!"

Erwin pulled his shirt over his head and threw it at Wolfram. "Will I see you again? I have a good idea to tell you."

"Well then tell me now." Wolfram stated, putting the shirt on and grimacing at the rough feel of it. "I've already been missing for the entire night; a few more minutes won't matter."

"Simple, we switch places!" Erwin declared happily, as if it was the greatest idea ever thought of.

"…Why would we ever want to do that?" Wolfram snapped, "As if I'd actually want to become a human for any reason."

"I already thought of that. I think that you need some time away from your fiancé, because I barely remember anything from last night other than you complaining. I didn't know that anyone could complain that much about one topic." Erwin rolled his eyes and sat back down.

Wolfram opened his mouth to object, but the more he thought about it, the more it seemed like a good idea to him. It was better if he didn't get his hopes up, and got over his crush before Yuuri decided to break the engagement. Maybe he'd even like a human instead! Wolfram thought of that for a second and shivered. On second thought, maybe he didn't want to marry a human.

"I guess that's an interesting idea. But you trust your wife with me?" Wolfram asked skeptically.

"Yup!" Erwin grinned. "You wouldn't openly declare your love for the Maou if you liked women now would you? And don't worry about your engagement. I don't care much for men."

The blonde prince nodded. "That's actually a really good idea. Seems interesting." He extended his hand out to Erwin. "Partners?"

Erwin grabbed the hand and shook it enthusiastically. "Partners!"

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And yes, this chapter is only the beginning..so sorry if it's not very good :P It'll get better, promise!

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