Hi, everyone. Maybelle here, with another story for you.
It took me FOREVER to write this chapter. It took eighteen Document word pages and three days, but here's the opening chapter for a short story entitled Camp Month.
Man, am I tired!!
I ONLY plan for this to have five chapters, but it might extend a little bit or be under.
So.
Yeah.
I think it's going to be pretty easy to tell who's who BUT! if you have a question don't be afraid to ask, because I confused myself LOTS here.
THIS STORY INCLUDES MY OC SIA. She is Sasuke's older sister, but she's younger then Itachi. She and Sakura, are, like, best friends.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but the ideas for this story and Sia. So...STOP HARESSING ME!
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Camp Month
Chapter One.
To: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
From: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
Subject: My Boring Life.
Hiya, Saku. God, life is SOOOOOO boring right now, don't you think? With everyone gone?
Even Sasuke! My own brother! He left me here to the whims of my mother, father, and Itachi!
Itachi is SOOOOOO annoying sometimes.
Yesterday, he came into my room and was like, "Hey are you ready for cam-Oh, wait! You're not going!" And then he left.
Laughing.
I'm going to go curl up in my bed with a big pan of fudge, a romance movie, a box of tissues, and my laptop.
I'll be waiting for your reply.
I've-Got-The-Blues,
Sia-chan
To: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
From: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
Subject: MY boring life, and the mean people
Awwwww, poor Sia!
Itachi is so mean :(
Your brothers don't deserve to have you in their life.
They're ice-cold jerks with a hundred foot, steel custom made Uchiha pole stuck up their POMPOUS asses.
Lol. Unlike YOU, who's nice in every way…Except when you're hyper (which is most of the time).
Then you run around in circles, being nice to the people who deserve it, and eating out the fangirls (coughsluts/whorescough) and even the fanboys (THANKYOUSOMUCHFORTHAT1TIMEWITHLEE! You are my hero, Sia!)
Chocolate fudge sounds good right now. I might have to come over. What movie are you watching?
I-HATE-CAMP-MONTH,
Sakura-chan
To: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
From: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
Subject: Not to point fingers, or anything.
Yes. You might just have to…(lol)
I'm watching The Titanic.
(YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO LOVED SAKU! Hey…we should go somewhere this month. Do something. While everyone else isn't.)
It's making me cry.
And I'm not anywhere near the crashing part yet.
(The pole thing was awesome, Saku)
I-Look-Horrible-When-I'm-Crying,
Sia-chan
To: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
From: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
Subject: …Who are you pointing fingers at?
OMG, Sia, you are so cliché.
Nevertheless, the offer is EXETREMLY tempting…Hmmmm…
Lol, you are such a silly little girl. You're already crying?
And they haven't crashed yet?
(Sasuke would say; 'Hnn. Weak'. Itachi would just be teasing you. But I'm SUPPORTIVE.)
…I'm craving ramen.
IT'S ALL NARUTO'S FAULT! BLAME HIM!
(Yesssssss! I am filled with awesomeness; I make you feel loved. I give myself a pat on the back. –pats back— But, yes, we SHOULD! Beach house…or sumthing?)
(I no, wasn't it? I'm laughing so hard at the mental picture…neither of them would be able to stand on their own two feet! ROFL!)
Lurve 4m the Only Person Left For You,
Sakura-chan
To: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
From: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
Subject: Sasuke and Itachi, of course.
I know. I feel it is one of my finer points.
Well, accept the offer, silly!
I know I am, no need to rub it in, Saku!
Look, I just REALLY emotional watching The Titanic…it makes me bawl.
The worst thing is when Itachi bursts in when I'm watching it and joins me…
OH, here he comes. Great.
(I know you are. That's why you are my friend, duh)
Lol. Actually I feel the same way…
I ALSO BLAME NARUTO!
(-pats Saku's back too- Oooooh, beach house! YESSSSSSSSSSSS! –screams with joy— Like that'll ever happen though. Sob).
(GREAT, NOW I HAVE THE STUPID MENTAL PICTURE IN MY HEAD…)
Itachi's reading over my shoulder.
I wish he would stop…
He just…DAMMIT!
Lurve from UR Bestest Best Best best Friend Who's Not Your Rival (ish),
Sia-chan
To: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
From: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja
Subject: E-MAIL AT CAMP!!
SAKURA-CHAN! THEY HAVE –MAIL AT CAMP NOW! SO I CAN TALK TO YOU!
I MISS YOU SO MUCH! I NEEEEEEED RAMEN…
I WISH YOU WERE HERE, SAKURA-CHAN.
SASUKE-TEME'S BEING MEAN.
LUV,
NARUTO
To: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
From: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
Subject: Ah, of course.
Sia-chan, I just got a message from Naruto.
They have e-mail at camp now.
Sob.
I miss them.
Stupid Naruto; he left the caps lock on, so his whole e-mail is in caps.
Apparently 'Sasuke-teme' is being VERRRRY mean to him.
I don't feel that it is one of your finer points. I think it's crazy.
Not when Itachi's around.
He creeps me out.
You, as I have mentioned before, are S-I-L-L-Y.
Awwww, how cute, he's invading your personal space!
I really want the beach house to work.
Maybe.
Ha, ha, is he still reading??
If he is…
HI ITACHI! YOU CREEP (er)!
Lol.
You-Mean-Ino? You-Creep-Me-Out-Sometimes-Too,
Sakura-chan
To: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja
From: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
Subject: no subject
Naruto.
Just a few words.
TURN THE DAMN CAPS LOCK OFF!
…You are SO stupid, y'know that??
-Sakura
(p.s. …tell Sasuke if he doesn't stop bothering you Sia and I will beat him up when he gets back…actually Sia will just be beating him up for leaving her alone with Itachi. He's watching The Titanic with her right now. He's SUCH a creeper…)
To: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
From: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
Subject: Yups.
Lol.
Naruto was always a whiner.
WHAAAAAT?
And, here I thought you LUUUUUUVED me!
Itachi told me to tell you that he feels hurt.
(Yes he is still reading)
IT'S NOT CUTE! IT'S DISTURBING!
Why would a MALE like HIM want to watch The Titanic??
He just told me it's for "my protection"
W.
T.
F.
Majorly-confused-and-going-to-ignore-your-last-comment,
Sia-chan
To: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
From: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
Subject: … -confused-
Yup, he was.
I do love you! …er, somehow.
He should.
(That means I'm doing my job)
Lol, I'm laughing right now, REEEEEALLLY hard…you and your brother are funny people.
Even though neither of you know why.
You-Should,
Sakura-chan
To: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja
From: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
Subject: no subject
TELL SASUKE TO CHECK HIS E-MAIL FOXIE!
Or I will hunt down BOTH of YOU.
Do it Naruto!,
Sia
To: Black'N'BlueSasuke
From: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
Subject: YOU ARE AN ASS! ASS!
STOP HARESSING NARUTO!
YOU ARE SUCH A JERK!
I WONDER HOW YOU ARE EVEN MY BROTHER!
YES I AM AWARE THAT IT IS ON CAPS LOCK!
YOU
ARE
STUPID!
MR!
RAWRGH!
LISTEN TO YOUR SIBLINGS, YOU JERK!
You are soooooooo getting it when you come how, just so you know.
Not just me.
Sakura too.
-Your loving sister
To: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
From: Black'N'BlueSasuke
Subject: RE
Hnn.
-Sasuke
To: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
From: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
Subject: Sasuke
OMFG, Sakura.
Sasuke replied to my e-mail like this:
'Hnn.
-Sasuke'
MY LOOOOOOOONG E-MAIL PUTTING HIM IN HIS PLACE!
Why does he NEVER listen to me?
HE IS SUCH A JERK!
-stabs mini plushie of Sasuke-
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Luv,
Sia-chan
(p.s. Itachi has just informed me that I need to go to therapy)
To: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
From: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
Subject: RE: Sasuke
Well, you DO KNOW that Sasuke couldn't care less about anyone else on the planet, right?
Don't worry about it, Sia.
I'll take care of him.
-grins, cracks knuckles-
I was always good at that stuff.
OK, now, Sia, let's calm down.
I don't want to lose you to a loony bin. xD.
Hold on Strong (ish),
Sakura-chan
(p.s. You're not alone. I have NOOOO idea what I just said, AT. ALL, munchkin.)
To: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
From: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
Subject: …Should I be worried for my brother's life?
Yes, but I keep hoping that he'll change.
How can I? He's my BROTHER, for ness sakes!
OK, as long as he's off my back.
I'm calm. Very calm.
Yeah, I don't either,
Sia-chan
To: Black'N'BlueSasuke
From: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
Subject: Sia is very pissed at you. So am I.
I really hate you right now, you ice cold jerk!
I swear to EFFIN…well, I SWEAR that you and your brother are they most INHUMANE people on the face of the planet! DO you even care about one thing??
And DON'T even say tomatoes, you jackass.
You are going to grow up and you're NOT going to have anyone for you because of the way you treat people and so you're going to die ALONE.
No one's going to go to your funeral.
No one.
Not even Naruto, Sia, or I.
Itachi, if he's alive, MIGHT.
Because you are an ASS.
I hope you know all this and the fact that I HATE YOU,
Sakura
To: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
From: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja
Subject: …I think you have forever ruined Sasuke.
…Sasuke's being emo now.
I don't know what to do.
HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Oh, and by the way, Sakura-chan, he said ONE THING before he went emo and 'hid';
"Sakura's kinda cute when she's pissed."
I MISS THE RAMEN!,
Naruto
To: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja
From: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
Subject: …WHAT??
Stop pulling my leg, seriously, Naruto.
That's NOT FUNNY.
Sasuke would never like a girl in a million years.
Seriously.
I meant what I said about the "dying alone" thing.
-Sakura
To: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
From: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
Subject: …Er. Maybe
Well, I handled it and…
I'm UTTERLY confused right now.
Do you still have The Titanic?
Please bring it over along with:
-Yourself
-Some Fudge
-A box of tissues
-…And marshmallows
Luv, Sakura
To: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
From: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
Subject: I'm coming, I'm coming!
Sia-chan to your rescue! Don't bother e-mailing me back; once this message is sent, I'll be out the door.
Hopefully you don't mind Itachi coming.
He insisted he tag along.
Weirdo.
Love,
Sia-chan
To: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
From: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja
Subject: You heard me.
No, Sakura-chan, I'm not pulling your leg.
…Whatever that means.
I think Sasuke liiiiiiiikeeeeessssssss yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu.
He treats all the females we know horribly.
But not you.
You two are going to get married and have little Uchiha babies.
Don't Forget to Invite Me to the Wedding,
Naruto
To: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja
From: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
Subject; AGH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??
SHUT UP!
SASUKE IS AN ASS!
I WOULD NEVER GET WITH HIM, EVEN IF HE IS HOT AND-
OMFG! DON'T EVER TELL HIM I SAID THAT!!
(If you are wondering why I didn't erase that, it's because…I don't know! Because you are a person I can talk to…)
I just got the worst shiver ever.
He's reading this, isn't he?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!
-goes and hides-
I'll see you in ten years, Naruto.
-Sakura
To: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
From: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja
Subject: Lots of things. Including letting my best friend read over my shoulder as I check my e-mail.
Sorry, Sakura-chan.
He insisted.
He looks really cocky right now.
I think you are going to get jumped when we get back.
Don't Forget What I Said About the Wedding,
Naruto
To: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja
From: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
Subject: This is Sia, NOT Sakura.
Kill Sasuke for me please, Naruto.
Ummm…Sakura is bawling her eyes out in the bathroom and eating fudge.
We're probably going to watch The Titanic when she recovers from her little "confession".
Tell Sasuke that, IF they do get together, and he does anything to hurt Sakura, I will MAUL him.
I don't care that he's my brother.
Speaking of love…how's Operation: Hinata-Hyuuga-And-Naruto-Uzumaki? Does she keep fainting?
Keep at it, pallie, all will be fine soon.
Sakura is coming. We bachelorettes need to have a sob fest.
Excuse us, if you will.
Luv, Sia
To: Black'N'BlueSasuke
From: Mr. Red Eyes
Subject: U don't deserve 2 b an Uchiha.
Way 2 go, foolish little brother. Nice thinking, reading your best friend's e-mail.
How long have you liked Sakura?
(By the way, Sasu-chan…I'm at her house right now. Hanging out with her and Sia. Watching The Titanic.)
Be J-E-A-L-O-U-S.
-smirk-
-Your Older and So Much Better Brother
To: Mr. Red Eyes
From: Black'N'BlueSasuke
Subject: RE: U don't deserve 2 b an Uchiha.
Shut up.
Jerk.
-Sasuke
To: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
From: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja
Subject: How's The Titanic session going?
How's Itachi? Not being disgusted by your little romance movies, is he?
I miss my ramen.
Only three more weeks-!
Eat some ramen for me, Sia-chan.
You should e-mail Gaara. He's going all sad'n'unhappy (coughcoughemocoughcough) on us.
-TheAwesomeNaruto
To: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja
From: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
Subject: Not that bad, thanks for asking.
I'm not even going to ask how you know he's here.
(You are a stalker)
(And so is Itachi)
Woo. Three more weeks of bliss until your loud voice comes back.
YES. I CAN'T WAIT.
Alright, if you insist.
WHAT? HOW IS HE? OMG, I'M GOING TO DO THAT IMMEDIATELY!!
-Sia
To: iS33r3d
From: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
Subject: Hi, Panda.
I MISS YOU PANDA!
Naruto told me you were depressed.
Do you miss me?
I miss your noncommittal grunts.
Tee hee.
Luv ya,
Sia
To: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
From: iS33r3d
Subject: Hnn.
I'm NOT depressed. Naruto's an idiot. Don't trust ANYTHING he says.
I'm NOT a panda. Don't call me THAT.
Not really.
That's nice.
-Gaara
To: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
From: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja
Subject: …The Facts Of Life.
Sasuke wants to know what Sakura's doing right now…He's getting on my nerves.
Can I kill him, PLEEEEEEEEASSSSSSSSEEEEE?
So? Did you get Gaara un-depressed?
I NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING,
Naruto
To: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja
From: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
Subject: You sound like a philosopher. IS SOMETHING WRONG??
Well, she's, um…
Still in shock.
Eating fudge.
Talking to Itachi about what an ASS Sasuke is.
And wondering about…well, I won't go there, since Sasuke's probably still reading.
HI BRO!
Sure. Go ahead and kill him. I don't care.
(But Hinata might not like you if you become a murderer)
Apparntly, according to HIMSELF, he never was 'depressed' and you are 'an idiot' and he advises me too 'not listen to you'. Yup.
NO YOU DON'T,
Sia
To: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
From: Black'N'BlueSasuke
Subject: no subject
…Umm.
I really DON'T know how to say this.
(Uchihas AREN'T supposed to get embarrassed, dammit, so don't tell Itachi!!)
I like you. A lot.
(Do you remember, when we were little, and you told me that I'd never have friends besides you or Naruto because I didn't have good communication skills?)
-Sasuke
To: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja
From: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
Subject; EEEEEEK! NARUTO! I NEED 2 TALK 2 U!
First, PLEEEEEEEASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE get Sasuke AS FAR AWAY FROM THIS E-MAIL IS POSSIBLE.
E-mail me back when he's gone.
-Sakura
To: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
From: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja
Subject; TOLD YOU! DON'T FORGET THE INVITATIONS!
Ha ha, he told you he liked you, didn't he?
Poor Sasuke.
Especially when you were going out with…er…Idate.
I thought he was going to die.
So? Whatcha gonna say?
(Don't worry…he's got kitchen duty tonight. He's nowhere near this AREA)
-Naruto
To: iS33r3d
From: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
Subject: Humph.
But I do.
AWWWWWW BUT IT'S SO FUN!
And it fits.
-winks-
I MISS YOU SO MUCH!
You are hurting my feelings, Panda.
That's not nice.
You should be nicer.
Humph.
You're breaking my heart, Panda.
-Sia
To: TheOrangeLovingFoxNinja
From: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
Subject: I don't know.
I seriously don't know, Naruto.
It's always been the three of us (and then later Sia and Gaara and Hinata, although Sasuke never has trusted Hinata or Gaara as much as you, me, and Sia) and this might break us apart.
DARNIT!
I don't know, Naruto…if I told you that I didn't like him AT ALL, or that I didn't think he was "cute" "handsome" "sexy" "gorgeous" …and other things, I would be lying.
I have to think about.
DAMMIT!
-Sakura
To: TheMiddleOfTheSandwich
From: Cherry-Bubblegum-Strawberry-Icing
Subject: You will NEVER believe this.
First off; Sasuke told me he liked me.
Second; I've just been told why our parents never let us go to camp.
Siaaaaaa…my parents are taking us to a spa in a week for my birthday!!
I'M SO EXCITED!
(Hinata's coming home early from camp so she can go with us)
ARE YOU NOT EXCITED OR WHAT?
E-mail me back…on both points, please.
-Sakura
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Please don't tear me down for the way I formatted the e-mails but, if you have an idea for me to fix them or make the formatting better, please let me know.
OK. So, I am going to accept flames for this chapter.
Yes, me, the anti-flame queen (OK not really)
Since this is the first time I've tried something like this, I feel it is only courterous for me to allow you to tell me what I could've done better.
(but, if you are going to flame me, DON'T give me a stupid flame. Comment about the story, and ONLY the story).
so please leave a review.
;)
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