Disclaimer: I don't own squat, no one here owns squat, but I do own myself, and my bff that just happens to pop up in this fiction work with me.
A/N: After leeching off the innocent people in Camp Rock fandom for so long, I decided to get started on one of my own. It's kind of just a drabble that I came up with, dabbling into this fandom world. I currently have the Jonas Brother's "Burnin' Up" song on repeat. This is where the inspiration came from, sadly. This is dedicated to my BFF, Elisha, who thinks Nick Jonas makes the hottest James Bond ever, and I have to agree with her, sadly. Go Nick Jonas! Onto the fandom. Thank you for listening to my ramble at the beginning, and thank you for inspiring me, Jonas Brothers.
Mitchie was sitting on her bed with her friends, Catylin, Tess, Peggy, and Ella, when a knock came on the cabin door. Mitchie went and answered the door, and saw two older girls, around nineteen, and she noticed one of them, and she introduced herself, "Hey, I'm Anastasia, and I'm here to ask how the packing up is going. I'm doing this with everyone, so you don't feel weirded out."
Tess's loud shriek came, and said, "OMG, you're DJ Stacey off of that web show I watch all the time. And that means your Elisha! OMG!"
Anastasia smiled, and said, "Yeah, that's right. Well, I was running the music video classes and no one showed up! I was wondering if there was anyone who was at this camp."
Elisha randomly said, "Yeah, where was everyone?"
Anastasia rolled her eyes, and shoved her elbow into her, and Mitchie said, "Why don't you come inside? I'm sure Tess would like to meet you."
Anastasia nodded, and came in, and said all of a sudden, after her phone went off, "WOW, I HAVE SERVICE! Oh, you're TJ Tyler's daughter. I interviewed her, and she mentioned she had a daughter."
Tess looked proud of herself, and Anastasia answered her phone, and said, "Yo, talk to me... HEY! You said you wouldn't call from Jase's phone anymore!... Meanie. Guess where we are. Yes, his girlfriend's place. OH, YOU KNOW YOU LIKE HER! I can't believe you put me on speakerphone! Hey, Jase! Okay, I'll tell her."
She hung up, and said, "Mitchie, right? Shane wants to meet up with you at the canoes."
Ella said, "OMG, you were talking to Shane?"
Anastasia looked at her weirdly and said, "Nooooo, I was talking to Nate. Who called from Jason's phone. After I told him not to repeatedly. But then again, last time Jason tried to work his phone, it somehow blew up."
Elisha laughed and said, "Oh my God, it was SO funny! His hair was, like, singed!"
Mitchie looked at them funny and left. Anastasia called, "DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID! AND YOU BETTER BE HOME BY TEN, YOUNG MISSY, OR THERE'LL BE TROUBLE!"
Shrills of laughter came, and Mitchie turned red. After a while, Anastasia got bored, and so did Elisha and everyone else. Catylin started by saying, "Yup."
Tess continued, then Ella, then Peggy, the Ilisha, then Anastasia yelled, "YUP, WE NEED SOMETHING TO DO!"
Everyone looked at her crazy, and then Ella said, "OH, we could spy on Smitchie!"
Anastasia said, "Love it, let me call up Nate!"
She dialed Nate's phone number, and she put him on speakerphone, and held up three fingers. Everyone knew this gag, she did it a lot on her web cast show, and when Nate's timid, "Hello?" came, they all shrieked, "HEY NATE!"
Nate said, "I guess it's lucky I answered on speakerphone, huh?"
And Anastasia yelled, "DAMN YOU NATE, TO THINK I WAS GOING TO LET YOU SPY ON SHANE AND MITCHIE OR "SMITCHIE" WITH US!"
Nate said, "Wait, backup, spy on them? We're so in! Meet near the beach?"
She smirked and said, "You know it. Over."
They hung up, and Anastasia got up, wobbling on her spike slouchy boots a bit, and smirked to Tess, Catylin, Peggy and Ella. She asked, "Anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?"
Tess asked, "Sabatoge?"
Peggy said, "That's what I was thinking..."
Catylin and Ella said, "Me too..."
Elisha said, "What are we waiting for, Ms. Leo? Let's get going!"
They met Nate and Jason, Anastasia greeting Jason with a kiss on the cheek. She whispered, "Let's go!"
Nate had a camera and they were filming them, stifling their giggles. Shane was talking to Mitchie, and he said, obviously replying to something she said before they got there, "Mitchie, you're not boring. In fact, you're the least boringest person I know."
Anastasia mouthed to the camera, 'Boringest? That's not even a word!'
Mitchie voiced what Anastasia mouthed to the camera, "Boringest? That's not a word, Mr. Cookie Cutter Popstar."
Jason looked wierd and Nate whispered violently, "We're not cookie cutter popstars!"
Shane said, "Oh, really? Well, I, the great Shane Gray, declare on this day, 'boringest' IS a word!"
Anastasia and Elisha faked vomited. Mitchie giggled, and said, "Oh, please. Get over your bad self, Mr. I'm-so-amazing-I-can-declare-fake-words-real-words."
Catylin had to stifle her giggles and Tess has to clamp her hand over her mouth to prevent herself from laughing her ass off. Peggy had to clamp her hand over Ella's mouth while Ella did the same to Peggy.
Shane said, "I am so awesome I can declare fake words real words! Webster should hire me, the amazing Shane Gray, to define these new words for them!"
Mitchie said, "Well, I know one girl who would buy a dictionary written by you."
Shane smirked and said, "Who?"
Mitchie said, barely audible, "Me."
It got awkward and silent. Then, they started to lean in to kiss. Anastasia, Elisha, Catylin, Tess, Peggy, Ella, and Nate held their breath. Shane and Mitchie would've kissed if it wasn't for Jason screaming, jumping out from behind the bushes, "AH HA! THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER BUILT MY BIRDHOUSE!"
Shane and Mitchie where in so much shock that someone was watching them, rocked the canoe over and they fell into the water with a big splash. Anastasia screamed, "DAMN YOU, JASON! You ruined a great moment!"
Nate asked her, "This shocks you, how? You go out with the guy!"
Anastasia scolded him like a three year old, saying, "No Star Trek marathon for you tonight!"
Jason screamed, falling on his knees, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Tess screamed in frustration, and stormed off, angry that she didn't get to see the ending to a perfectly good movie. Shane screamed, "YOU GUYS WERE SPYING ON US?"
Mitchie was shocked, and said, "CATYLIN! Why did you spy on us?"
Anastasia screamed, "BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE SUCH IDIOTS, WE WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU KISSED EACH OTHER BY THE END OF THE NIGHT!"
Mitchie said, "IF WE KISS, WILL YOU LEAVE US ALONE?"
Nearly half the camp screamed, "YES!"
Shane and Mitchie froze, this was unexpected. Anastasia started out the chant with, "Kiss, kiss, kiss..."
Elisha joined along with Catyln, Tess, and Peggy. "Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss..."
Nate and Jason joined, "Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss..."
Soon, five other people joined, and then many more people, so it sounded like a shout. "KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS..."
And then they stopped when Shane suddenly made his move on Mitchie, pulling her close to him and capturing her lips in a sweet and tender kiss. Anastasia yelled, "Anastasia..."
And then Elisha, "and Elisha..."
Then the both continued, "STRIKE AGAIN! NO MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN IS SAFE! EVERYONE MUST BE WITH THEIR SOUL MATES!"
And then Mitchie smirked and said, "Watch out, Catylin and Nate. They're after you next!"
Nate screamed, "SAVE ME FROM THE EVILS OF THAT BRUNETTE AND BLONDNESS GIRL DUO!"
He ran off to his cabin. Shane laughed and said, "That was a good one, Mitchie. I don't think he's ever been that scared."
Mitchie said ominously, "I wasn't joking."
A/N: Don't you love Elisha and me? If it wasn't for us, they would've never kissed! And what I said is the truth, NO MATCHES MADE IN HEAVEN ARE SAFE FROM US! We always win, and if you'd like, we'll strike up against Catylin and Nate. Just cast your vote, and if you would like Jason to almost-ruin that one too, I'll do it. After all, it made a better kiss, didn't it? If you'd like, I'll send you an alternate ending! Muhahahaha! NO COUPLE IS SAFE FROM THE POWERS OF ME AND MY BFF! Review! We've got cookies! So join the dark side today!