Author's note: there's a Spanish version, too and it's much crazier. What's funny about that is I can barely speak Spanish any more. Here it is in English:

very ugly

Gir: cat!

Zim: yes, yes!

Dib: ugly

Gaz: very ugly

Ms Bitters: do you speak Spanish?

Iggins: yes, no.

Scary monkey: thank you!

Zim: clock

Gir: I'm very sad.

Gaz: I want taco bell!