Jiraiya's Mistake
Naruto, Sasuke, Itachi, and Sakura are family. Naruto and Sakura are siblings. Naruto is 2 seconds older though. Itachi and Sasuke are brothers. They are cousins. Naruto and Sakura's parents are Arashi Kazuma and Tsunade. Itachi and Sasuke's parents are Obito and Rin. Itachi is the older one. He's 3 seconds older than Sasuke.
One day they were walking home from training with Jiraiya. Then he came to them. He told them to tell their parents something bad. What it is? You will find out later. They didn't know what it meant since they were still 5 so they just listened to him. When they went to the Hokage office Arashi, Tsunade, Obito and Rin were all there.
Anyway when they got inside they told their parents "you bloody damb basturds". They yelled "what did you say!!!!!!!" They said as they chased they kids down to the Hidden Leaf Hot Springs. Tsunade wanted Sakura, Arashi wanted Naruto, Obito wanted Itachi, and Rin wanted Sasuke. They were wondering where they were when suddenly clones of the 4 shot out at them. They punched all of them only to see they were Naruto's damb Kage Bunshin! He used the transformation jutsu for the other 3. Suddenly the real ones came out with Jiraiya. Then they said "What's Jiraiya got anything to do with this!"
They said "Jiraiya told us to say it. I mean we are only 5, come how do we know what that means, I mean come on!" The parents thought "well that is true." Then they took their eyes off the kids and looked at Jiraiya and yelled "GET HIM!!!" Then they all punched him and he flew 10,000 feet. Tsunade practically bitch slapped him back to where he came from!! Boy, did he get a beating. Oh, he got one alright!!
That's it. My first Fanfiction!! Pretty Funny huh!