To Kill A Red Head

Disclaimer: I do not own any FF characters, scenes, scenery, locations. If I did, I could quit my education and live solely on the money the games generate,

Summary: The girls of FF7 have had enough. It's time for them to remove the biggest pain there is. Reno. My first multi-chapter fanfic

Chapter 1. Blonds Have More Fan girls

It was a dark night, clouds covered the sky so not even the stars could shine through, monsters prowled the plains surrounding Midgar hoping for a lost traveller to stray into their paths for dinner, the sea was surprisingly calm despite the storms that cover the world but this does not focus on how well the lifestream is coping with the pressure of human life on Gaia, no. This story takes a look into the lives of 4 young women and one man who's life is about to be cut short if they have anything to do with it.

This is a story about 4 girls trying to kill Reno.

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In a small village of Kalm, about 10 miles from Midgar a blond in a blue suit walked up to the counter of the local inn, she was carrying what looked to be a black suitcase.

"Umm, my friends had reserved a room for me" she said nervously. The innkeeper nodded and allowed her to walk upstairs, they were expecting her for the meeting.

She held out a hand-written note in her left palm, walked up to a door on her left and knocked once. "Who's there?" came the high-pitched reply

"Ele-"

"Use the codename!" the person behind the door whispered

Elena sighed, she hated the codename and the others hated theirs except for Yuffie. She was the one who came up with the whole code idea and was adamant about everyone else using it. "Blondzilla" she eventually said, the lock on the door clicked open and Elena entered the room.

There were two others in the room apart from her that she could see, one was in a long pink dress and heels with her brown hair tied by a bow in the back, the other was raven haired and slightly shorter, although that's because she was wearing boots instead of high heels, she was also in a tank top which was straining to hold her very large breasts, a pair of short shorts and finally , sporting a pair of black leather gloves which were always used by her to tell the world "I mean business"

The door was shut behind Elena and she breathed a sigh of relief that she could finally use their real names instead of that hyper-active ninja's stupid code. "Hi Tifa, hi Aeris"

Aeris was the one who responded with a cheerful wave to Elena who placed the black suitcase on the bed and took out a laptop. Yuffie, the teenage ninja jumped up onto one of the other beds. "So are we going to get down to business now or what?" she asked, barely controlling her excitement. "Okay I think we're ready now" responded Tifa who put up a small screen which Aeris had pointed a projector at, "lets get this meeting started!"

"Ladies of Gaia," Tifa said in the tone of a general about to lead his team into battle, "for too long have we had to put up with indecent flirting, wolf whistles and plans to get us drunk so we become easy!" "You go girl" came the response from Yuffie, Tifa carried on regardless. "And now… It is time for us to take sweet revenge on the main perpetrator of these acts" she clicked her fingers, Elena pushed a button on her computer and an image of a red-headed male filled the projector screen "Reno! This chain-smoking, binge drinking scourge of the planet is the biggest pain in the ass. So… we ladies, are gonna kill him." Tifa concludes with a smile on her face at the thought of a world without Reno

"but wait" Aeris says in a quiet voice "If we kill Reno, wouldn't that leave a void in the time-flirt continuum?" Tifa continues to smile "That's the beauty of this plan, if we kill him, another, more attractive flirter is bound to come the fill the void. People like, Irvine Kinneas" The picture of a brown haired sharpshooter filled the screen now causing Aeris and Yuffie to "ahh" and "ooh"

"That is some hottie" Yuffie says before Tifa continues here speech "or, Balthier…" A picture of a well dressed, sky pirate was now on screen, causing Elena to let out a small "Squeeee"

"And finally, there's this guy" A blonde thief had taken Balthiers face, although he had a tail it was not stopping any of the girls from drooling at the sight of him.

"Zidane Tribal" Tifa manages to say before the 3 others eruption chorus of "Squeeee!" so loud that the person who was staying next door shouted through the wall to tell the girls to keep it down

The picture faded as the projector was turned off causing Yuffie to moan in disappointment, she wasn't done checking out the thief. "So" Tifa said as calm as possible "do you understand the mission?" "YES MAM" was the rousing response

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A/N: Review please