In the Head Boy and Girl's common room, not so very long ago, several people sat around the coffee table playing cards.
The game, might I add, was strip poker.
It was an odd array of people, but people I saw a lot in that common room, not all at once, generally, but usually three or two at a time. I am, of course, the portrait of Rowena Ravenclaw that's in between Helga and Salazar with Goderic on the other side of Helga. Helga usually scurries off when there is anything sexual happening, and Goderic usually falls asleep with all that gryffindor braveness. Of course, nothing mentions that I was Salazar's lover, and I bet nothing ever will, except this lone fanfiction. But on with the story.
"Two jacks." Ron said, laying down his cards.
"Oh, Ron, I'm so sorry." Hermione said, (her hair was looking good that day, she had just dyed it a darker brown, almost blackish colour) "three sevens."
"Bitches." he said, pulling off his long sleeved tee shirt. Ron was the first to take off a piece of clothing.
"Wild is one eyed jacks, game is five card stud." Hermione said, scooping up the cards and dealing them first to Ron, beside her on the left, then to Blaise Zabini, then Harry, Ginny, Draco to Severus on her right.
"Bloody hell." Sev said, looking at his cards, "Sorry mates, but lovely here just delt me two aces."
"Not so fast, slytherin (yes, we took offence at that), full house." Harry replied
"Anymore, I wonder about you, Potter. Flush." Draco said, inching the hem of Harry's shirt up, revealing a line of brown, tanned skin. Harry pulled it the rest of the way off as Draco kissed his side.
All in all it was a very sensual game.
"Hermione, all you have is a pair of tens, love. I think you are going to have to part with that lovely little top of yours." Severus murmered into her ear as the back of his hand stroked her arm. "Let me help you with that."
And I should say that I was completely shocked, but I'd seen the two of them together before in here.
At the end of three hands, Ron was without a shirt and his socks, Harry, thanks to Draco's minstrations was almost fully unclothed, Hermione was without a top, as were Parvati, Blaise (Ginny's boyfriend) and Ginny herself.
"Who's deal?" Severus asked, as he came up for air from Hermione's mouth.
"Yours." Harry said as Draco kissed the open expance of his soft neck.
" 'loody 'ell." Blaise said as Ginny took the nipple with the hoop pierced in it into her mouth.
"Hold up, Gin." Ron said, kissing Parvati square on the lips.
"Oh, right Ron, you tell me to hold up and I've heard Parvati squeal more than I've heard Severus moan. And that's saying something compared to the sex freaks over there." she said, pointing to the fact that their potion's master had their quiet, gentile friend pinned on the ground and they had more clothing off than they had to.
Well, I would tell you more, but I think that you get the picture. I'm out...