Heh heh heh. I'm at School and I have been tired all day so I'm writing this to help me stay
awake. (Even though I'm in class) Don't ask cause I'm not sure where any of this is comming
from. Don't think I'm too odd but I kinda want to write something funny anyways. I love all
final fantasy characters so don't think that I hate the ones I'm mean to. It's just a mood
thing.
=If I were a farmer........=
One day Tifa was working at the bar. Normally this is the normal thing she does, but on this
day she was a little bored. "Why don't I call Cloud?" She exclaimed as she picked up the PHS
*Ring Ring* Went Cloud's phone as he was a slight bit busy in the shower. "Holy mother of
Materia!" he cried as he ran out of the shower to pick up the phone. Luckily Squall had been
there to pick it up. He looked at the caller ID. "Damn it's that Tifa chick again." Picking
up the phone he put on his best *I hate you for calling cause I was waiting for Cloud to
come out of the shower* voice. "What do you want?" He said in this voice. "Oh it's you"
she replied in her annoyance voice. "I want to talk to Cloud" "You and half the world." he
snaped at her while hanging up the phone. Then he took it off the hook. No one else is going
to interupt. "What was that?" Cloud asked Squall (who was busy drooling at the moment
because Cloud was in nothing but a towl and he was nice and wet.) "ummmm Nobody" Which to
him wasn't too far from the truth. Squall was almost dissapointed when Cloud turned to go to
the shower so that he could finish washing his hair. He was enjoying himself with the new
view. After about 10 minutes he heard the shower go back on. Then all of the sudden the door
flew open as Tidus jumped in. "WHAT THE HELL?! I've been calling for the last few hours!
I thought that one of you might have gotten hurt and I was worried so I came over!" Squall
growled his annoyance at the young man that had severe mental problems. He blinked at Tidus
a moment later because he was all wet. Now he looked out the window and saw that it was
raining. "You ran all the way here because you thought that we were in trouble?" He asked
timidly. Tidus nodded as the movment sent water drops from his hair falling around him. "You
know Tidus...... You are the only person I know that can make Lederhosen look sexy" Tidus
(who was as oblivious as ever) blinked and gave Squall a questioning look. Squall got up
from his spot on the couch and gave Tidus a towl and pointed him in the direction of the
bedroom. "Change in there and there should be some clothes that will fit you." Tidus nodded
and followed the direction of the finger.
Tidus stripped down to his boxers (which had Blitzballs on them) and put them in a pile.
and began to dry himself off when he heard the door open and shut quickly. "Tidus?' came a
nervious voice. "Tidus turned around and saw Cloud wearing almost as much as he was. "Yes Cloud?"
He smirked at him. Cloud took one look at him and his nose spurted twin fountains of crimson as
he fell backwards. Tidus ran after him tripping on his clothes and he fell. On his way down his
head connected with the dresser. Knocking him old cold while making a huge noise that echoed
through the apartment. Squall was in the other room and ran into the bedroom to see what the
noise was. He ripped open the door so hard that it hit the wall and bounced back. He only had a
few seconds to register the fact that the other two boys were "asleep" before the door bounced
back hitting him directly in the head. Causing him to fall foward and join them in their
slumber.
All three boys lie on floor dreaming. These dreams would be the dreams that would haunt them
for the rest of their lifes and cause them to think twice about the ocupation of jacks of all
trades.
*heh heh what do you think? I hope that you will enjoy it as much as I will enjoy writing it.
Thanks and feed back is always welcomed! ^_^ P.S. I still plan to finish Ocean's lovers
awake. (Even though I'm in class) Don't ask cause I'm not sure where any of this is comming
from. Don't think I'm too odd but I kinda want to write something funny anyways. I love all
final fantasy characters so don't think that I hate the ones I'm mean to. It's just a mood
thing.
=If I were a farmer........=
One day Tifa was working at the bar. Normally this is the normal thing she does, but on this
day she was a little bored. "Why don't I call Cloud?" She exclaimed as she picked up the PHS
*Ring Ring* Went Cloud's phone as he was a slight bit busy in the shower. "Holy mother of
Materia!" he cried as he ran out of the shower to pick up the phone. Luckily Squall had been
there to pick it up. He looked at the caller ID. "Damn it's that Tifa chick again." Picking
up the phone he put on his best *I hate you for calling cause I was waiting for Cloud to
come out of the shower* voice. "What do you want?" He said in this voice. "Oh it's you"
she replied in her annoyance voice. "I want to talk to Cloud" "You and half the world." he
snaped at her while hanging up the phone. Then he took it off the hook. No one else is going
to interupt. "What was that?" Cloud asked Squall (who was busy drooling at the moment
because Cloud was in nothing but a towl and he was nice and wet.) "ummmm Nobody" Which to
him wasn't too far from the truth. Squall was almost dissapointed when Cloud turned to go to
the shower so that he could finish washing his hair. He was enjoying himself with the new
view. After about 10 minutes he heard the shower go back on. Then all of the sudden the door
flew open as Tidus jumped in. "WHAT THE HELL?! I've been calling for the last few hours!
I thought that one of you might have gotten hurt and I was worried so I came over!" Squall
growled his annoyance at the young man that had severe mental problems. He blinked at Tidus
a moment later because he was all wet. Now he looked out the window and saw that it was
raining. "You ran all the way here because you thought that we were in trouble?" He asked
timidly. Tidus nodded as the movment sent water drops from his hair falling around him. "You
know Tidus...... You are the only person I know that can make Lederhosen look sexy" Tidus
(who was as oblivious as ever) blinked and gave Squall a questioning look. Squall got up
from his spot on the couch and gave Tidus a towl and pointed him in the direction of the
bedroom. "Change in there and there should be some clothes that will fit you." Tidus nodded
and followed the direction of the finger.
Tidus stripped down to his boxers (which had Blitzballs on them) and put them in a pile.
and began to dry himself off when he heard the door open and shut quickly. "Tidus?' came a
nervious voice. "Tidus turned around and saw Cloud wearing almost as much as he was. "Yes Cloud?"
He smirked at him. Cloud took one look at him and his nose spurted twin fountains of crimson as
he fell backwards. Tidus ran after him tripping on his clothes and he fell. On his way down his
head connected with the dresser. Knocking him old cold while making a huge noise that echoed
through the apartment. Squall was in the other room and ran into the bedroom to see what the
noise was. He ripped open the door so hard that it hit the wall and bounced back. He only had a
few seconds to register the fact that the other two boys were "asleep" before the door bounced
back hitting him directly in the head. Causing him to fall foward and join them in their
slumber.
All three boys lie on floor dreaming. These dreams would be the dreams that would haunt them
for the rest of their lifes and cause them to think twice about the ocupation of jacks of all
trades.
*heh heh what do you think? I hope that you will enjoy it as much as I will enjoy writing it.
Thanks and feed back is always welcomed! ^_^ P.S. I still plan to finish Ocean's lovers