Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto!
A/N: I know, I probably should work on other stories, but I got a request to do this story, and it sounded cool, so I'm going to do it! I'd like to thank Sakura Haruno 998 for requesting this story!
Stretching, I yawned as I looked over at the latest one. Waking up, she looked at me and smirked. Leaning over me, she whispered, trying to be seductive, "I had a great time... Quickie?" Groaning, I pushed her off my bed. Looking her in the eyes, I said, "Get out." Stuttering, I walked her down to the first floor, and threw her - and all of her birthday suite glory - out in the street. Closing the door, I walked back upstairs, where I began to get ready for school.
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Straightening the school's uniform, I fixed my hair. 'Damn, I look good.' I thought to myself, picking up my messenger bag in the process. Picking up last night's homework, I sighed as Itachi barged into my room. Looking at me with disdain, he said, "Mom said I have to take sour ass to school. We're leaving now."
Rolling my eyes, we headed for his car. Getting in, I made sure Itachi knew he had to pick up the others. The others included Neji, Shikamaru, and Choji. Knowing he was going to get pissed, I settled into the seat, and waited for the combustion to begin.
Once we picked up Choji, Itachi turned around in his seat and said, "If you think you are going to pig out in my car, you're fucking insane! No eating in my car, got it?" Smirking, I put in my headphones, and was on my way to school.
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Walking up the steps to the school, I was immediately bombarded by the fan girls. Smirking, I paid no heed to them as I headed to first period, which was history. Definitely not as productive as study hall, but it was okay... Thinking about study hall made me want third period to come faster than it normally did.
Sitting in my normal seat, I listened to the gossip all around me. Mostly containing me, I arched my eyebrows when I heard that a new student was coming. 'Great; probably another girl who will fall for me, want me in their pants, and then get pissed when I throw their ass out of my house... They all are the same - no brains, all boobs.' I thought, shaking my head at the female race.
"Class, please sit down. Class is to begin, and we have a new student. Okay, when i say your names, say here..." the teacher said, droning out the names of the students. Looking around, the teacher noticed the new person standing at the door, kind of shyly. Smiling, the teacher asked, "Are you Haruno Sakura?" Nodding, the girl smiled and walked in. Looking her over, I noticed she had some nice curves. 'Definitely would be a better catch than the one from this morning...' I thought, shuddering at the thought of the girl from earlier.
"Sakura, you can sit next to Ino. Ino, please raise your hand." the teacher said, waiting for Yamanaka Ino to raise her hand. Raising her hand, I watched the new girl go sit down next to one of the sluts who used to be a fan girl. Shaking my head, I realized that Ino would fill her head with a bunch of nonsense - probably mostly true - about me and my lifestyle. Just what I needed... Oh well, I will still get laid in study hall, no matter what the girls tell each other, they all come after me.
Seeing the other fan girls surround me, I sighed, wishing the teacher would pair us up, and not let the others choose... "Sasuke, pick me," they all whined, trying to get as close to me as possible. Smirking, I said, "I choose the girl with the pink hair... Sakura, was it?" My smirk widened as she looked at me with wide eyes.
"That is a great choice Sasuke! So, Sakura and Sasuke will work on the myth of the Demon in the Mist," the teacher announced, writing us down as partners. My smirk still held in place, I walked over to the pink haired newbie and whispered, "Looks like we're working together..." Seeing her blush, I walked out of the room with my smirk as the bell rang for second period.
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Walking out to the cafeteria, I sat down with the others. Looking around, I noticed the idiot was talking to her. 'Oh God, Naruto, she'll never go for you! They never do!' I thought, shaking my head. Having just had my quickie, I was more relaxed than before, and for that I was glad there were sluts in this hell hole. Looking up, I noticed Neji talking. "Damn, fate's on their side this time... She's hanging with Ino, though! Of course Hinata is Ino's friend... Hell yes, I am going to get her!" he exclaimed, grinning like a maniac.
Shaking my head, I retorted, "Dude, she would never go for you. You have a better chance with Ten Ten than her." Losing his grin, I smirked and stood up. Stretching, I said, "Well boys, I'm ditching. Later!"