QUICK DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING FROM HOLES OR MY LITTLE PONY. IF I DID, THEY WOULD BE FILLED WITH EXPLOSIONS.

"Hey guys, have you noticed that Squid's been acting a little... off?" asked X-Ray, pointing over at the shaggy-haired, Southern-accented boy. He was whistling to himself, clicking his fingers along to the beat. Zero just picked up Squid's words as he began to sing-

"My Little Pony... I used to wonder what friendship could be... My Little Pony... Until you all shared it's magic with me..." As he went along, his singing gradually became louder,and louder, until he went into a full- on Broadway Show.

Squid leapt to his feet, beginning to dance around and sing like there was no tommorow. X-Ray stared on in shock, Magnet began to laugh, ZigZag coughed, muttering 'Gay' between coughs, Zero smiled and raised an eyebrow, and Stanley just hummed along.

Once he finally finished his episode, Squid clicked his fingers again, a spark of pink light flying from them.

The pink spark hit the wall of the tent, splitting it apart. A pinkish-purplish light about the size of a normal shovel blade, shaped like a star, glowed brightly, then began to warp and swirl until it formed a full-on portal.

"WHAT THE HELL?" yelled ZigZag, his blonde hair suddenly frizzing up like a startled cat's tail. "SWEET MONKEY PEEPEE SAUCE!" blurted Magnet, the Mexican lilt in his voice making it sound a bit odd. Seven light beams shot out of the portal and wrapped themselves around each of the boys, pulling them in to the portal.

Simultaneously, they blacked out.


So, there's the first chapter to D-Tent's Adventures in Ponyville! Liked my little Smosh reference? I know I did. So yeah, read and review, and if you hate ponies, too bad for you.