Naruto, Best Ninja Ever
A story by: SoldierOfFortune
Made somewhat intelligible by me just for fun. I left in most of the stuff I thought was funny in the original such as wrong tense and increasingly misspelled names so as not to lose the overt silliness of this.
Chapter 1: He's the Strongest Ninja Ever
Hey, here goes my first story, so please be kind to me, kays? Thanks.
So one day in leaf village Naruto was walking and he had to fight from these two ninjas were were my tomodachi's (that's Japanese for friend) character she made up called Black Shippudan Storm Kakashi from the future and he could make lighting with his eyes. Then there was Megalin, the Great Wanderer who was a girl and she had the ability to fly and shoot magic energy spheres from her palms. She looked like Sakura a little bit, but she made her a good character because she's got blue hair and not pink which Sakura has, so there's a difference. (Please don't steal them, okay? She gave me permission to use them.)
Naruto said, "Hey, you're not Sakura and Kakashi!" He was angry. So he took out a ninja knife and hit at the enemies but they did not go down so easily!
"Ha, you can't stop us Konoha ninja!" she said. We're from the future with better power skills than you!"
So Naruto said back in a scream, "No, I will win fight!" and he threw a Rassengan at her but she dodged it and jumped out of the way. Then Black Shippuden Storm Kakshi did his lightening eyes and he shot at Naruto and Naruto got hit and fell down into the dirt. "Damn it! I am hit!" yelled Naruto, bleeding from the face and head.
Will he survive? Fine out and stay tuned to the story! Thanks to you for reading it! I like some reviews please, okay then!
My Note: I don't actually want or need any reviews (which would conceivably be flames) for this because it's not my story in the first place, but you can if you want to because I can't stop you, as there is no way to turn them off.