Okay so I altered the first chapter a tiny bit. Let me know if you want it back the way it was or if this is better. Enjoy! And more updates soon.

Kirito was scared.

When the doorbell had rung he thought it might be Klein or even Agil coming to visit him in the SAO universe. What he found were four angry girls storming into his living room who he was now sat opposite to.

After a few moments of looking at them expectantly and the small group giving him death stares he finally spoke, "So...erm...girls, what do you want?" Kirito scratched his head and looked over to the kitchen where Asuna and Yui were cooking lunch completely unaware of the visitors.

They slowly glanced at each other and shook their heads as if he should already know.

"Kirito", Lisbeth sighed, "We're sick and tired of you leading us on and then ditching us for Asuna!"

He nearly fell off his chair, "What!"

While the four girls started nodding and murmuring in agreement he sat there looking like he'd just been stabbed, "What are you talking about! How have I lead you on?"

"You always flirt with us then go on back to Asuna!" Silica moaned.

"What! No I don't."

This time Sachi spoke, "Kirito, you knew we fancied you so why were you still so friendly and charming?"

Kirito's expression had turned into total disbelief, "You guys fancied me?"

The girls looked back at him unblinking. Finally Lyfa, otherwise known as Kirito's cousin asked quietly, "You didn't know any of us fancied you?"

"No of course not! How could I?"

The group looked like they'd just been told Zac Efron was engaged. Kirito sat apologetically trying to process what he's just been told while the girls muttered furiously to each other about how they hadn't prepared anything for this. A full two minutes went by before Sachi spoke.

"Kirito…we spent a full night in the same bed."

"Yeah, cos you were scared and-"

"We got stuck in a cave together."

"Lisbeth how's that meant to tell me anything?"

"You helped me get to level 45 just so I could resurrect my pet!" Silica yelled, "And I nearly opened the door to you in my underwear!"

"Okay, well I didn't know or need to know that-"

"I actually said I love you when we were falling to our deaths!" Lisbeth was practically screaming now leaving Kirito completely speechless as he desperately tried to recall all the events with each person.

"What about you Lyfa?" Silica asked curiously.

The green dressed blonde sighed, "Well he's my cousin and adopted brother, me liking him is just messed up. But...You totally lead me on when we were in the fairy world and I didn't know you were my cousin!"

"I was searching for Asuna the whole time! Whoa girls I'm sorry but I love Asuna and I didn't mean to lead any of you on or anything but I had no idea!"

The death stares and accusations made him feel like he was in some sort of interrogation.

Sachi stared down, "You're so oblivious."

"Hmm, I kinda like that about him."

"I like his hair, it's so mysterious."

"And his eyes, they're so dreamy."

"I love it when he uses his sword wielding skill."

"Oh and when he's so determined to set things right."

"And he's still fit when he'd a weird elf thing!"

The four girls seemed to go off into a chatting frenzy about Kirito's qualities, leaving the guy in question sitting there not quite knowing what to do. It would have probably gone on for hours if a small black haired child hadn't walked in. Yui.

She glared at each of the girls angrily, "Mummy! Daddy's is in the living room with lots of strange ladies!"

Kirito watched helplessly as Asuna hurried in confused.

It took exactly four seconds for her to realise what was going on, "Yui…go upstairs sweetie", she walked over and sat down next to Kirito, "Listen girls. You can fantasise over my husband for all eternity and still not have him. I know he's not the best at reading the signs of love and his friendliness is very very misleading but I guess what I'm trying to say is..."

The girls leaned closer.

"He's mine bitches, so get the hell outta here before I cut you're faces up!"

Her threat was especially effective because she was holding a butchers knife she had been using to make lunch. The girls were gone in minutes, giving Asuna death stares as they left the door.

Kirito stared at his wife in disbelief, "Asuna that was...frightening."

"I'm sick of every girl you meet falling in love with you!"

He smiled then suddenly sat up, "Aren't you scared they'll come back and confront you?"

"Please, I'm more badass then all of them put together. I could take them."

Kirito laughed, "I'm sure you could," he pulled her into a kiss, "Now can we please eat. I'm starving!"

As the made their way to the kitchen they didn't see the four girls glaring through the window while Silica stroked Pina with a diabolical smile.

"This isn't over Kirito."

Not by far.