A/N: I did this after PotterGirl14's Challenge. And don't tell me it doesn't make sense I know that.
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the weird plot.
POTIONS CLASS
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Harry, Hermoine, and Ron were heading to Potions class.
"Oh my." Hermoine sighed, mouth gaping open. She was looking at something behing Harry and Ron.
Ginny was linked onto Crabbes arm. "Oh Vincient." She sighed.
"Gag!"
"Gross!"
"I think I'm gonna be sick."
Crabbe and Ginny walked past, Ginnys head resting on his shoulder.
Ron stared after her. "How? When? WHY?" He paused. "My own sister! With Crabbe! I disown myself from her!."
"Ron, be reasonable. She'll get over it." Hermoine said. "For the sake of all Gryffendors, I hope." She whispered under her breath.
They opened up the door to the dungons for potions.
They stopped dead in their tracks.
"And I thought today couldn't get any worse." Harry said.
Snape was at the front of the room, holding up a mirror, and picking his hair, now an afro, with a pick-comb. To make eveything scarier, he was wearing an Elvis Presley outfit.
"Prof. Snape!" Draco exclaimed.
"What's happanin', groovy Drac?" He answered.
"You've get to try this Bertie Botts Every Flavored Bean, sir."
"Aw. And what groovy flavor has it got? Is it cheese? I love cheese!"
"No! Why would I want something as good tasting cheese? It's snot sir. I love snot!"
"Snot!?" Whispered Ron. Apperently Snape was thinking the samething.
"Snot? How un-shaggidelic! I need cheese! I want cheese! I love cheese!"
Snape began dancing in his bellbottom pant, singing, "You drive me crazy! I just can't sleep! I'm so excited, I'm in too deep! Ooohhh crazy! But it feels alright! I dream of cheese every night!"
Snape started jumping and running and skipping around the room yelling, "Queso! Queso!" Which means cheese in Spanish. At one point he was even dancing with Pansy Parkinson.
Finally he stopped in front of a cabinet.
"Aw! Behold the power of cheese!" He hugged the cabinet which was holding an assortment of cheeses. "Now this one is my favorite! It's Dragon cheese!" He held up a block of red and purple polka dotted cheese. Almost all the students backed away from him.
"Prof. Snape, sir! You still have not tried this bean. I assure you you'll like it!" Draco squeaked.
"Well should we swap? My cheese for your bean?" Snape asked cheerfullY. Draco seemed to be thinking about it.
"Alright, but this my last one. I know you'll like it!"
Snape and Malfoy swapped cheese and bean, when Peeves came floating in.
"What brings you here Peeves?" Asked Snape. "How you come to experience this groovy get together?"
Peeves ignored him and floated to Malfoy, took him cheese and took Snapes bean. Then he proceeded to the sacred cabinet and threw the cheese and bean at it causeing the cabinet to shatter.
Snape starred at the scean in front of him, tears welling up in his eyes. He sank to his knees and began to bawl, screaming, "My cheese! My cheese!"
Draco sank with him saying, "My last bean! My last, Snot flavored, bean!" He too began to cry.
Peeves was laughing his head off.
"I think I'm going to leave now." Harry said.
"Same here." Hermoine and Ron chimbed.
They ran out the door and down the hall, passing Ginny and Crabbe sitting outside the door. They didn't even stop, running for their lives.
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the weird plot.
POTIONS CLASS
***************
*****
Harry, Hermoine, and Ron were heading to Potions class.
"Oh my." Hermoine sighed, mouth gaping open. She was looking at something behing Harry and Ron.
Ginny was linked onto Crabbes arm. "Oh Vincient." She sighed.
"Gag!"
"Gross!"
"I think I'm gonna be sick."
Crabbe and Ginny walked past, Ginnys head resting on his shoulder.
Ron stared after her. "How? When? WHY?" He paused. "My own sister! With Crabbe! I disown myself from her!."
"Ron, be reasonable. She'll get over it." Hermoine said. "For the sake of all Gryffendors, I hope." She whispered under her breath.
They opened up the door to the dungons for potions.
They stopped dead in their tracks.
"And I thought today couldn't get any worse." Harry said.
Snape was at the front of the room, holding up a mirror, and picking his hair, now an afro, with a pick-comb. To make eveything scarier, he was wearing an Elvis Presley outfit.
"Prof. Snape!" Draco exclaimed.
"What's happanin', groovy Drac?" He answered.
"You've get to try this Bertie Botts Every Flavored Bean, sir."
"Aw. And what groovy flavor has it got? Is it cheese? I love cheese!"
"No! Why would I want something as good tasting cheese? It's snot sir. I love snot!"
"Snot!?" Whispered Ron. Apperently Snape was thinking the samething.
"Snot? How un-shaggidelic! I need cheese! I want cheese! I love cheese!"
Snape began dancing in his bellbottom pant, singing, "You drive me crazy! I just can't sleep! I'm so excited, I'm in too deep! Ooohhh crazy! But it feels alright! I dream of cheese every night!"
Snape started jumping and running and skipping around the room yelling, "Queso! Queso!" Which means cheese in Spanish. At one point he was even dancing with Pansy Parkinson.
Finally he stopped in front of a cabinet.
"Aw! Behold the power of cheese!" He hugged the cabinet which was holding an assortment of cheeses. "Now this one is my favorite! It's Dragon cheese!" He held up a block of red and purple polka dotted cheese. Almost all the students backed away from him.
"Prof. Snape, sir! You still have not tried this bean. I assure you you'll like it!" Draco squeaked.
"Well should we swap? My cheese for your bean?" Snape asked cheerfullY. Draco seemed to be thinking about it.
"Alright, but this my last one. I know you'll like it!"
Snape and Malfoy swapped cheese and bean, when Peeves came floating in.
"What brings you here Peeves?" Asked Snape. "How you come to experience this groovy get together?"
Peeves ignored him and floated to Malfoy, took him cheese and took Snapes bean. Then he proceeded to the sacred cabinet and threw the cheese and bean at it causeing the cabinet to shatter.
Snape starred at the scean in front of him, tears welling up in his eyes. He sank to his knees and began to bawl, screaming, "My cheese! My cheese!"
Draco sank with him saying, "My last bean! My last, Snot flavored, bean!" He too began to cry.
Peeves was laughing his head off.
"I think I'm going to leave now." Harry said.
"Same here." Hermoine and Ron chimbed.
They ran out the door and down the hall, passing Ginny and Crabbe sitting outside the door. They didn't even stop, running for their lives.