hey, Phoenix here.
first off, this is inspired by The Weird And Wonderful World Of A Guy Named Matt by Rainbow Fruit Loop on . pls read it.
second off, I'm dyslexic, which is why BlackLeatherAndSparkles deserves all the credit for every word (hopefully) being spelt correctly, she is my own personal spell-check.
Which leads me to my last point, if you find a spelling of grammar mistake please tell me and I'll change it.
knowing what jokes/lines you found the best/funniest would be a huge help to, and generally what you like/dislike about my writing style or something you would like to see in the story would do a lot to improve this fic.
Anyway, please enjoy my guilty pleasure project.
2nd August
Hey!
Toru here, writing from the confines of my bedroom.
Wait, I can turn this into a poem.
The sky is blueish
I am now under blankets
Oikawa is great.
There we go, a haikyuu. I mean, haiku.
Man, English is hard, and yes, I'm doing this in English. Makki and Mattsun suck at English, so now, if they find this, they will never be able to share my deepest thoughts to the world.
So why is a 16 year old boy writing a diary? What with the threat of his teammates finding it and exposing his secrets looming over him?
Well. It was my birthday a week or so ago, and among my other presents, the team got me a notebook. It's pink, sparkly, and came with a little padlock and key.
It was meant to be ironic, (something about completing my 'teenage girl' look, mean.) then Iwa-Chan said writing a diary was stupid, and if Iwa-Chan says something is stupid, then doing it is compulsory.
So here I am, this is fun... I guess. But my hand's getting sore, and Iwa-Chan just texted so I better go.
Bye-bye
-Toru
3rd August
I'm back, did you miss me?
Of course you did, silly question.
So, today in health me and Iwa-Chan were passing notes like we usually do (well, I was throwing notes at Iwa-Chan, so he would turn around in his seat and try to kick me, and then he would get told off, it's cute when he's mad.) Anyway, the fire alarm went off, and we got out of the rest of class and were sent home early. Apparently a toaster exploded, probably Makki and Mattsuns' fault. They know a lot about explosives, and recently did a project on toasters. Don't ask me why, they wouldn't say. They never tell me anything, they're so meeaann!
Bye-bye,
-Toru
5th August
I got a 97/100 on our science test, Iwa-Chan beat me in maths with an 89, I only got 85, I'll have to study harder next time.
7th August
Note to self:
Take Iwa-Chan to that ramen place that just opened
8th August
Mattsun and Makki pranked us today, they attacked me and Iwa-Chan when we were rounding a corner, and shoved our backs together, then they got this huge roll of duct tape and tapped our ankles. And it was just before practise too, so we had to try to do this weird waddle to the gym to get scissors. They were laughing the entire way too, honestly, they have no respect for the best setter in the team! (Not that I'm bragging or anything, obviously the other setters are very good and deserve my respect. Hey! I said it! Iwa-Chan would be proud, he keeps repeating that line whenever I get cocky.)
It was kinda funny after tho, because once we were untied I noticed Iwa-Chan had gone all red, like he was blushing. Iwa-Chan doesn't blush, so he must of just been really, really angry.
I said something about the redness, and he went all funny and stutted, so I teased him and said it was very cute, and he went even redder!
Mattsun and Makki found this particularly hilarious, but they think me using Iwa-Chan as a mattress funny so….
Quick thought before I go, now that Iwa-Chan's mad at Makki and Mattsun, he might finally take my side in a fight!
That would be nice.
Bye-bye
- Toru
9th August
Neutron stars can spin at a rate of 600 rotations per second.
11th August
Iwa Chan is the worst person in the world and deserves to be kidnapped by aliens. Wait, I want to be kidnapped by aliens, I change my mind, he... he should be... umm... Eviscerated!
Yes, the sounds right, nice and painful.
Now that I think about it, I don't actually know what eviscerated means, me and Iwa-Chan saw it in this American movie once, obviously that is never happening again because he is TERRIBLE. But let me just check.
Okay, so my Japanese-English dictionary didn't have Eviscerate so I had to Google it. Apparently it means
'disembowel (a person or animal).
"the goat had been skinned and neatly eviscerated"'
Yah, I'm sticking with eviscerate.
So why does Iwa-Chan deserve to be skinned and neatly eviscerated? Well, today he didn't talk to me in either of our classes, and he ignored me during practice and when I caught up to him on the way home he continued to ignore me and I hate it I hate it I hate it.
When Iwa-Chan ignores me I always know WHY. it's cos I flirted to much, or practiced to hard, or I stole all his money for milk bread. But this time I haven't done ANYTHING and he's still mad.
I think I might go practice for a bit, it's only 5 and I know where the key to the gym is kept.
12th August
I forgot to mention it yesterday, because I was so upset about Iwa-Chan, but I got a date! Her name is Miya and we have maths together. She's super sweet, we're going to see this new movie about aliens attacking earth and this one alien has to save everyone. I was gonna see it with Iwa-Chan, but...
13th August
Iwa-Chan whyyyyyyy
14th August
I missssss youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
15th August
I can't dooo thisss any moreeee.
16th August
Iwa-Chan isn't answering my texts.
17th August
I was so busy texting Iwa-Chan last night that I forgot to study for our history test and I failed!
NOOOOOOOOO
AND
Miya and I's date has been delayed, there was this fire in the theater, no-one was hurt but some equipment was damaged, so they are moving all the dates back, they haven't told us when, but they gave me free tickets for Rouge One, maybe I'll see it with Iwa-Ch
Miya. Maybe I'll see it with Miya.
18th August
Today my mum walked in on me rolling around on my floor, wearing my alien pajama pants, with my space blanket and my ET plushie just moaning "Iwa-Chan why?" and "it can't be, he left me!"
It was very embarrassing.
19th August
Today was TERRIBLE. First off it was raining, and I slipped on my way to school and Iwa-Chan wasn't there to help so I had to walk to school all sore. Then Coach's' sister got sick so practice was cancelled. And then I had to hang out with Makki and Mattsun at lunch and I think they know why Iwa-Chan's mad at me, and they won't say.
Oh yah, Iwa-Chan's still mad at me.
20th August
The date with Miya has been moved to the 30th
22nd August
In the cosmic scheme of things, Humans are an insignificant detail on an insignificant ball of rock.
The universe doesn't work on human terms.
-Terry Pratchett
24th August
So today started off bad then got better. First Miya canceled our date, I'm not sure why, but when I texted Iwa-Chan about it, out of habit mind you, that text was definitely not a ploy to get him to like me again. Because I'm not that shallow or desperate and it's not like he's my best friend who I can't do anything without and I miss more then anything, no. Anyway, he said he'll go! He did say it was only cus... wait, I have my phone right here, let me just
Me: Miya cancelled on me! And now I have these tickets that idk what to do with! :'(
Iwa-Chan: ...And?
Me: Welllllll
Me: You've wanted to see it for AGES
Iwa-Chan: wtf? It was you who
Iwa-Chan: you know what? Nvmind. I'll go see your stupid movie with you.
But only because you have a spare ticket.
Me:YAY. THIS IS GOING TO BE SOOOO MUCH FUN!
Iwa-Chan: wait is this one of those bad alien movies you always make me see?
Me:WHATTTT? No! it's a great alien movie that you love watching with me!
Me: it's Attack of the Aliens iv, Blerk's Escape
Iwa-Chan: shit
And that was it, I'll report more on Iwa-Chan being my friend tomorrow.
Bye-bye
-Toru
26th August
Iwa-Chan is talking to me again, so far he's pretending the last few days haven't happened, so that's what I'm doing to.
Miya hasn't talked to me since yesterday, and Makki n' Mattsun asked about the date WAY to innocently, and acted WAY to surprised to be genuine when I said it had been canceled, so they MUST have something to do with… whatever this is.
But Iwa-Chan loves me again, and we're going out next week to see the best movie ever!
All is good
Bye-Bye
-Toru
28th
Makki and Mattsun had been acting suspicious, well, more suspicious than usual. Idk why my friendship with Iwa-Chan is so important, but apparently it is.
I hope they're not planning something.
Bye-Bye
-Toru
30th
We saw Makki and Mattsun at the theatre. I know for a fact they don't like the Attack of the Aliens series (they always tease me whenever I mention it, mean), so they probably got the tickets to spy on me and Miya, which doesn't make much sense, as they knew I was going with Iwa-Chan, but they wouldn't go to spy on us so…
You know what, it's best to just not question them, let's move on.
The movie was GREAT and Iwa-Chan let me cling to his arm in the way home, so I think we're friends again.
I finally took Iwa-Chan to that ramen place to, and it was really nice.
I love August, hope September is just as good, but with more Iwa-Chan, I had missed him
Bye-Bye
-Toru