A day as Yabjirobe
Written by Dark Mario
I wake up to an angry cat cussing me out about getting a job, learning how to fly & a bunch of other crap. He leaves & not its my time to take charge of this nice little pad I got set up here. I first pop a few sensu beans, after that I feel as if I can fly ... jumping off Koran's place might not of been the best of things to do. But what the hey, I'm young & stupid!
After a while in mid-air I realized I couldn't fly. Krillin catches me, but I know I could have managed fine without him. Little bald bitch trying to be a little hero. Anyway he put me back on Koran's place. I decided my mullet was getting a little long so I called great clips on earth, I'll get my hair done at 4:00 pm.
I found Koran's smoking pipe & crushed a few sensu beans... I have that feeling I can fly again, but before I jump I remember it is almost 4:00, I get in my groovy hover car. I drive on down to earth... I find the great clips, go in. And I set my eyes on a pair of beautiful perky breast. I drool for a while, then finally look at the face of the owner of the beautiful boobs.
She has her hands on her hips & is looking at me like Koran earlier. So your Yabjirobe she exclaims, I say in the flesh babe. She tells me to get in the chair... After a few jumps I finally get my fat ass in the chair. She first nudges my head back & forth to get the right view... I watch my beautiful black hair fall to the ground.
I stop her & say your cutting way too much bitch! She mutters something that I didn't quite her. Whatever it was she wasn't getting paid because of her comments. After the hair cut, I run straight out to my groovy car. I floor it, & get the hell out of earth.
I notice my sword is all rusted. I see that I spilt some cherry slushie all over it a few days ago, dammit! I try to remember were I've seen a sword before, then it hits me, Trunks! I sneak around him, & see the sword on his back, then I hear "what are you up to yabjirobe?" foiled again... I sigh.
I mutter "I was trying to take your sword, Trunks" He replies speak up! I then think of a beauty of a lie. I was just going to polish your sword, but with you so damn paranoid, forget it. Ummm, okay yabjirobe. Trunks replies.
I wipe my brow thinking about how smooth I am. I'm the man. I guess I'll just have to live with a rusted sword. I get back in my groovy hover car, & drive back to Koran's place.
I'm welcomed by a pissed Koran, he exclaims "you got into my stash you fat mofo!" I just had a little, Koran. A little! thats a month supply! I'm a growing man I reply. Your 40 something yabjirobe says that crazy cat. He leaves all angry. I could careless, its not like I tried you kill you.
Little punk didn't even notice I had my hair done. I decide I'll check out what is going on over head, at kami's place. So I give Mr. popo a call. He's busy handling that punk dende, I guess I have nothing else to do but eat! how dare I neglect my poor belly. I wait until the cat is sleeping, perfect, a cat nap. I raid the fridge, I find noodles & sweet & sour chicken, oh boy. This will be a perfect meal. I ate but I'm still hungry. I remember what wonderful meals Mr. popo makes. I come up with a master plan to sneak up & steal his food.
Later that night I set out in my groovy hover car, I landed on popo's garden by mistake, oops... I turn the car off & touch the front door, I should have noticed the brinks security sign ... alarms start going off. The police come, Dende doesn't press any charges, but Mr. popo says I have to fix his garden. Well, I'll see you on the flip side.
End