(Author's note: alright, to fully grasp this I have to include something a friend of mine wrote. She has a account here, but I can't recall her name at the moment. So this first part of this is hers, I have permission so don't go shooting me or anything. Again this was taken from my email group, but I find it wonderfully funny with all it's silliness. This is what happens when people put me in an Akio mood...)
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Characters:
Raven: A demon, daughter to the lord of hell.
Damien: Raven's older brother, the anti-Christ
Sesako: Raven's whore of a mother, a succubus
Kruez: raven's recently immortal love muffin, a Slayer (one who kills demons)
Akio: A sexy god-like bishi from Utena
Akio car:....its just plain scary.
Moth-hime: that'd be me
Some things to know:
Gomen means excuse me, or sorry, or pardon me.
Neko is cat.
Chibi is something small, childlike.
(I've actually heard people call a small child just Chibi...)
Hime means princess.
(moth-hime would mean Princess Moth...)
Arigato gozaimasu means thank you.
Utena is an Anime.
(shojo kakume utena...I might have spelt that wrong)
Moth likes to speak in funny half japanese.
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***taken from Sil's posty so that you might not look at me all baffled like***
He moved around Raven to the back of where she was sitting and kissed her
lightly on the neck as he wrapped his arms around her. "You know..."
He twirled a piece of her hair around his finger as he remained behind her.
"If your dad had a fit when he found out what I was.." His voice dropped to
a whisper.
"What would your mom do?" He grinned and kissed her neck again...
***now it's time for my shit***
"She would prob'ly try to fuck you or something..." raven sighed, her eyes
half-closed and downcast. She was caught up in a lapse of momentary
woe...meetings were so boring. "My mother is not the most celibate of
people." she chuckled.
"Well, that certainly is not a nice thing to say about your mother, raven.
Especially when she's the one who carried you around for 9 painful months."
There was a sound like a fan opening and raven could feel the air shift
around her.
"Oh hell..." she muttered. She didn't even need to look up to know that her
mother was standing just above her, her large fan creating a wind that
stirred her blond curls slightly across the top of breasts that barely fit
into the too tight dress that left very little to the imagination.
"Hmm, you know your father just came home absolutely raving! I can hardly
see why though..." Raven's mother smiled coyly at Kruez, batting her lashes.
"You know, I've always had something for you slayers...it's a shame you kill
us and all, we could have such...interesting- When i was a girl i used to
have this fantasy-"
"MOM!" Raven screamed, sitting up.
"What? Oh, when did you get here sweetie. I've just been talking to this
positively charming young man," she didn't seem to notice that this 'charming
young man' happened to have his arms wrapped around her daughter at the
moment. "Young man, this is my daughter, raven. I am Saseko, Empress of the
Underworld. And this is my son D-Damien! Come away from the couch dear,
there is someone i want you to meet!"
raven suddenly looked very horrified. "Mom, you didn't..."
"I thought it would be nice if you saw your big brother. Your father said
you were in a bit of a -mood-."
"Can i go home now?" A rather unremarkable boy appeared in the room. he had
dark unkempt hair and wore a constant frown. "I missing my show."
"Damien, behave and say hello to your sister." Saseko scolded. The boy made
some noncommittal grunt. "Damien!"
"All right all right. Shit, it's not like never see-" the boy muttered. "Hello
Rav-Who the hell are you and why are you touching my sister!" The boy yelled
suddenly, glaring at Kruez. The things on the counter began to rumble, the
stove suddenly turned on. the eggs exploded... "Get you damn hands off my
sister!"
"Raven, sweetie, why don't you come here. I've had the Tailors wipe some
wonderful things up for the meeting." Saseko smiled, blissfully unaware of the
havoc Damien was causing. She grabbed raven by the wrist and pulled her away
from the table while things continued to explode in raven's house. "Now i
think this one is particularly adorable," Raven's mother cooed, tapping
raven on the head with her fan. Raven's clothes were suddenly replaced by a
black and pink ruffle-y little bow peep-ish style dress with a scythe instead of
a shepherd's hook. "What do you think, young man." She smiled at Kruez but
did not wait for an answer. She smacked raven over the head again and again
raven's clothes changed. The woman giggled girlishly, enjoying this immensely.
Meanwhile, Damien continued to make things explode, not seeming to notice that
Kruez was no longer even touching Raven nor that his mother was using his
younger sibling as an oversized dress up dolly. "If you don't get your
hands off my sister..." the fires on the stove rose higher. There was a
sudden scratching at the door, like a cat...but louder.
"I said, let go of my sister!" Damien screamed just as the door collapsed,
allowing hordes of undead zombies into the apartment, stereotypically
chanting 'brains' as the dragged, limped and shambled towards the living in
the room. Another couch blew up...
"Mom!!" raven screamed, pushing the gaudy purple jeweled veil out of her face
and turning so fast that the jewel in her belly button dug into her stomach.
"He's letting the undead into my house!" she fumed pointing at the zombies
who were currently precariously perched inches from her head.
"Damien," Saseko scolded halfhearted. "Tell you zombie friend to go home,
they are scaring you sister."
"They are not!" Raven howled. her mother smacked her over the head with the
fan again, this time nearly knocking her unconscious, and changing the colors
of the belly dancer garb from annoying purple to slightly less annoying
green.
The zombie's backed off, but did not leave. Damien continued his fuming.
The table was now on fire...a whole chicken, feathered and gutted, now
floated around clucking it's head off. Another couch blew up, then the
TV...finally raven seemed to have enough of it.
"WOULD YOU STOP BLOWING SHIT UP ALREADY!" she screamed, throwing a heavy
object at her brother's head.
"Mother! Did you see that!" Damien cried, turning away from Kruez. "She
threw i rock at my head!"
"it wasn't a rock, it was a bookend dear." Saseko said quietly and waved him
away, admiring how her daughter looked in the teddy bear costume.
"Get this damn thing off of me!" Raven screamed, picking up another bookend,
ready to hurl it at the woman.
"Oh, but you look so cute. Just one picture?" her mother pouted and raven
looked very disgruntled.... Saseko snapped a quick picture and quickly hid
the camera before Raven realized what had happened then whooped raven over
the head. The teddy outfit suddenly became an extravagant Elizabethan gown
of black and silver with a fine diamonds an black onyx tiara and fan to
match. Raven snapped open the fan almost habitually and began to flutter it
in annoyance. "Didn't i say to get those damned Zombies out of here?" she
growled.
Just then and unbelievably gorgeous man stepped over the ruined door,
disregarding the fallen bits of zombie completely. His luscious pale purple
hair hung artistically over the shoulders of his white
uniform, which was decked out in a way that made him seem very princely.
Sesako blinked in astonishment. Raven's fan began to flutter in an entirely
different way. "Gomen," the man spoke his voice deep and sultry. He paused
a moment to drink from the straw in the glass he was holding. "But can
either of you beautiful young woman direct me to Barbados?" he continued
after a refreshed sigh. Both woman pointed, each in a different direction.
"Arigato gozaimasu."
Just then the hoard of Zombies turned their heads faster than zombie-ly
possible. They blinked...then blinked again. Then suddenly the hoard of
zombies turned into a hoard of adorable short dark purple haired chibi neko
girls with little black angel wings that kept the off them ground with so many
excited flaps. "Ak-io-sa-ma!" Each chibi squealed in mass glee. Akio-sama
quickly jumped into his car and drove away to the seductive sounds of George
Michael's 'i want your sex' as a swarm of chibi moth-hime's trailed after
him.
Raven blinked.
Sesako blinked.
"Alright!" Raven declared, her fan returning to it's angry flutters after
she returned from the momentary Akio induced coma. "Everyone out!" She
snapped her fan closed, pointing toward the door.
"All right sweetie, we'll leave you be. It was nice meeting you young man!"
Sesako smiled at Kruez. "Come one Damien, sweetie, let's go see what's on TV."
Her mother raised her fan high above her head and cried, "Bai bai!"
Sesako and Damien were gone in a poof of smoke, taking all the
zombie parts with them and returning that apartment to the state it had
been...but leaving raven in her dress.
Raven's fan still fluttered angrily at he breast. "I hate my family..." she
grumbled.
(You may blame this silliness on bejiin who put me in an I Want My Akio NOW!
mood...)
~raven sable~
prince of the universe
/7 i want your sex.../7
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Characters:
Raven: A demon, daughter to the lord of hell.
Damien: Raven's older brother, the anti-Christ
Sesako: Raven's whore of a mother, a succubus
Kruez: raven's recently immortal love muffin, a Slayer (one who kills demons)
Akio: A sexy god-like bishi from Utena
Akio car:....its just plain scary.
Moth-hime: that'd be me
Some things to know:
Gomen means excuse me, or sorry, or pardon me.
Neko is cat.
Chibi is something small, childlike.
(I've actually heard people call a small child just Chibi...)
Hime means princess.
(moth-hime would mean Princess Moth...)
Arigato gozaimasu means thank you.
Utena is an Anime.
(shojo kakume utena...I might have spelt that wrong)
Moth likes to speak in funny half japanese.
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***taken from Sil's posty so that you might not look at me all baffled like***
He moved around Raven to the back of where she was sitting and kissed her
lightly on the neck as he wrapped his arms around her. "You know..."
He twirled a piece of her hair around his finger as he remained behind her.
"If your dad had a fit when he found out what I was.." His voice dropped to
a whisper.
"What would your mom do?" He grinned and kissed her neck again...
***now it's time for my shit***
"She would prob'ly try to fuck you or something..." raven sighed, her eyes
half-closed and downcast. She was caught up in a lapse of momentary
woe...meetings were so boring. "My mother is not the most celibate of
people." she chuckled.
"Well, that certainly is not a nice thing to say about your mother, raven.
Especially when she's the one who carried you around for 9 painful months."
There was a sound like a fan opening and raven could feel the air shift
around her.
"Oh hell..." she muttered. She didn't even need to look up to know that her
mother was standing just above her, her large fan creating a wind that
stirred her blond curls slightly across the top of breasts that barely fit
into the too tight dress that left very little to the imagination.
"Hmm, you know your father just came home absolutely raving! I can hardly
see why though..." Raven's mother smiled coyly at Kruez, batting her lashes.
"You know, I've always had something for you slayers...it's a shame you kill
us and all, we could have such...interesting- When i was a girl i used to
have this fantasy-"
"MOM!" Raven screamed, sitting up.
"What? Oh, when did you get here sweetie. I've just been talking to this
positively charming young man," she didn't seem to notice that this 'charming
young man' happened to have his arms wrapped around her daughter at the
moment. "Young man, this is my daughter, raven. I am Saseko, Empress of the
Underworld. And this is my son D-Damien! Come away from the couch dear,
there is someone i want you to meet!"
raven suddenly looked very horrified. "Mom, you didn't..."
"I thought it would be nice if you saw your big brother. Your father said
you were in a bit of a -mood-."
"Can i go home now?" A rather unremarkable boy appeared in the room. he had
dark unkempt hair and wore a constant frown. "I missing my show."
"Damien, behave and say hello to your sister." Saseko scolded. The boy made
some noncommittal grunt. "Damien!"
"All right all right. Shit, it's not like never see-" the boy muttered. "Hello
Rav-Who the hell are you and why are you touching my sister!" The boy yelled
suddenly, glaring at Kruez. The things on the counter began to rumble, the
stove suddenly turned on. the eggs exploded... "Get you damn hands off my
sister!"
"Raven, sweetie, why don't you come here. I've had the Tailors wipe some
wonderful things up for the meeting." Saseko smiled, blissfully unaware of the
havoc Damien was causing. She grabbed raven by the wrist and pulled her away
from the table while things continued to explode in raven's house. "Now i
think this one is particularly adorable," Raven's mother cooed, tapping
raven on the head with her fan. Raven's clothes were suddenly replaced by a
black and pink ruffle-y little bow peep-ish style dress with a scythe instead of
a shepherd's hook. "What do you think, young man." She smiled at Kruez but
did not wait for an answer. She smacked raven over the head again and again
raven's clothes changed. The woman giggled girlishly, enjoying this immensely.
Meanwhile, Damien continued to make things explode, not seeming to notice that
Kruez was no longer even touching Raven nor that his mother was using his
younger sibling as an oversized dress up dolly. "If you don't get your
hands off my sister..." the fires on the stove rose higher. There was a
sudden scratching at the door, like a cat...but louder.
"I said, let go of my sister!" Damien screamed just as the door collapsed,
allowing hordes of undead zombies into the apartment, stereotypically
chanting 'brains' as the dragged, limped and shambled towards the living in
the room. Another couch blew up...
"Mom!!" raven screamed, pushing the gaudy purple jeweled veil out of her face
and turning so fast that the jewel in her belly button dug into her stomach.
"He's letting the undead into my house!" she fumed pointing at the zombies
who were currently precariously perched inches from her head.
"Damien," Saseko scolded halfhearted. "Tell you zombie friend to go home,
they are scaring you sister."
"They are not!" Raven howled. her mother smacked her over the head with the
fan again, this time nearly knocking her unconscious, and changing the colors
of the belly dancer garb from annoying purple to slightly less annoying
green.
The zombie's backed off, but did not leave. Damien continued his fuming.
The table was now on fire...a whole chicken, feathered and gutted, now
floated around clucking it's head off. Another couch blew up, then the
TV...finally raven seemed to have enough of it.
"WOULD YOU STOP BLOWING SHIT UP ALREADY!" she screamed, throwing a heavy
object at her brother's head.
"Mother! Did you see that!" Damien cried, turning away from Kruez. "She
threw i rock at my head!"
"it wasn't a rock, it was a bookend dear." Saseko said quietly and waved him
away, admiring how her daughter looked in the teddy bear costume.
"Get this damn thing off of me!" Raven screamed, picking up another bookend,
ready to hurl it at the woman.
"Oh, but you look so cute. Just one picture?" her mother pouted and raven
looked very disgruntled.... Saseko snapped a quick picture and quickly hid
the camera before Raven realized what had happened then whooped raven over
the head. The teddy outfit suddenly became an extravagant Elizabethan gown
of black and silver with a fine diamonds an black onyx tiara and fan to
match. Raven snapped open the fan almost habitually and began to flutter it
in annoyance. "Didn't i say to get those damned Zombies out of here?" she
growled.
Just then and unbelievably gorgeous man stepped over the ruined door,
disregarding the fallen bits of zombie completely. His luscious pale purple
hair hung artistically over the shoulders of his white
uniform, which was decked out in a way that made him seem very princely.
Sesako blinked in astonishment. Raven's fan began to flutter in an entirely
different way. "Gomen," the man spoke his voice deep and sultry. He paused
a moment to drink from the straw in the glass he was holding. "But can
either of you beautiful young woman direct me to Barbados?" he continued
after a refreshed sigh. Both woman pointed, each in a different direction.
"Arigato gozaimasu."
Just then the hoard of Zombies turned their heads faster than zombie-ly
possible. They blinked...then blinked again. Then suddenly the hoard of
zombies turned into a hoard of adorable short dark purple haired chibi neko
girls with little black angel wings that kept the off them ground with so many
excited flaps. "Ak-io-sa-ma!" Each chibi squealed in mass glee. Akio-sama
quickly jumped into his car and drove away to the seductive sounds of George
Michael's 'i want your sex' as a swarm of chibi moth-hime's trailed after
him.
Raven blinked.
Sesako blinked.
"Alright!" Raven declared, her fan returning to it's angry flutters after
she returned from the momentary Akio induced coma. "Everyone out!" She
snapped her fan closed, pointing toward the door.
"All right sweetie, we'll leave you be. It was nice meeting you young man!"
Sesako smiled at Kruez. "Come one Damien, sweetie, let's go see what's on TV."
Her mother raised her fan high above her head and cried, "Bai bai!"
Sesako and Damien were gone in a poof of smoke, taking all the
zombie parts with them and returning that apartment to the state it had
been...but leaving raven in her dress.
Raven's fan still fluttered angrily at he breast. "I hate my family..." she
grumbled.
(You may blame this silliness on bejiin who put me in an I Want My Akio NOW!
mood...)
~raven sable~
prince of the universe
/7 i want your sex.../7