Harry Potter was a boy

With magic powers to enjoy

He flies his broom and casts cool spells

"Don't do magic!" Vernon yells

At school, great friends he tried to make

While talking to a deadly snake

He saved his friends from unusual spots

(Curse J.K Rowling and her sticky plots!)

Wormtail really wasn't dead

But he still had damage to his head

Sirius escaped, and Buckbeak too

Cedric died and Cho cried boo-hoo

Barty Crouch Jr. didn't die

He took Moody's haiir, his leg, and his eye

Umbridge was evil and Snape was a fiend

But she went insane and he was just mean

Sirius croaked, then Dumbledore next

Harry ran fast, but Snape couldn't be hexed

So Harry will go on and then

Hunt down Horcruxes again and again

(A/N A real stroke of brilliance, right? lol just kidding. review if you want to. i'd appreciate the feedback. huggles)