Just to note: This was written YEARS ago and was written like a show script. Since that's not allowed here I'm having to rewrite it like a book. As such, some details may be missing and it might feel a bit off. I've also added and taken away some things so this isn't the original. But that might be for the best..
Anyways, enjoy invaders!
It was well into the winter season on Earth. A recent snowstorm had left a northern city covered in snowfall. It was so deep, even entire buildings were hidden under it. Along one of the city roads walked a boy on his way home from school. Only the tip of his messy hair could be seen over the snow as he trudged through it. This human boy's name was Dib Membrane. He had a big head that everyone made fun of.
"My head's not big!" he shouted.
Yes it is Dib. Yes it is.
Anyway, this kid had a big brain to go with his big head. He studies aliens you see. Always listening to strange signals from space, and hunting big-foot. You know. Crazy stuff like that.
"It's not crazy! If it weren't for me, the world would be under Zim's control by now and we would all be slaves to the Irken Empire!" he stated.
Hey. Stop breaking the forth wall. That's not allowed.
"Why not?" he asked defiantly.
Because it's never happened in the show. So it's non-cannon.
"Oh. Alright, fine." he groaned.
He continued on through the snow to his house in the suburbs of the city. There he lived with his father, Doctor Membrane, world famous scientist, and his sister, Gaz.
Dib slammed the door to his house open and the snow flooded in, nearly filling the living room. Dib digs himself out of the snow and begins to take off the 3 coats, 2 pairs of boots, 5 hats, and 3 pairs of gloves he had on, revealing that he was wearing the same clothes he wears every day underneath. He stands in triumph of his successfully reaching home; surviving the horrors of the winter world outside.
"I can't believe this doesn't count as a snow day for school!" Dib exclaimed.
Gaz was sitting comfortably at the couch watching a documentary on vampire bats. She had, in reality, been there all morning.
"My Class got a snow day." she stated, eating away at a bowl of marshmallow filled cereal.
"Your class always gets a snow day." Dib sighed.
"I'm off to work you too!" announced as he entered the room.
"You're being called to work today?" Dib asked in surprise.
"Yup! Sure glad I invented the snunnel-mobile before that cold front came through!" he replied proudly. "And they called me a fool for it.." he then stated.
He whipped out a flamethrower and melted the snow in the room to reach the door. He walks out and makes a path through the snow to the road, where the snunnel-mobile, an auto that looks like a cross between a snow-mobile and an underground drill machine, awaits.
"Stay inside kids!" he tells them before drilling through the 6-foot high snow.
Dib closes the door and, of course, his mind thinks about Zim; An alien invader he has fought with since the alien's arrival on Earth nearly a year ago now. Recently he had, sorta, foiled Zim's plan to take over the world with joy and jolliness. He.. kinda defeated himself with that one really. But Dib was still willing to take credit for it.
"I wonder if Zim is having a hard time with this snow too?" he wondered as he peered out the front window in suspicion. "He did skip school today.. What are you up to Zim..?" he asked as his mind raced with theories.
Across town, in a quiet little culdesac, sits a brightly colored house that doesn't seem out of place in the slightest between two old, drab, apartment buildings. The door to the house is wide open, letting snow flow in and cover the checkered floor that makes up the two rooms this house has. Around the living room are snowmen, snowirks, snowpigs, and various other snowy recreations.
GIR, Zim's helpful robotic side-kick, finishes up a snowpig on top of the t.v, while Mini-moose, the ultimate secret weapon, rolls around happily in the snow covering the floor. He let's out a happy squeak as he rolls into the snow covered couch and begins rolling the opposite direction.
In the kitchen, at the back wall of the house, sits one of many entrances to the hidden alien base that resides under the seemingly normal house. Zim raises from the toilet dramatically, as was his usual when making an entrance, and he instantly notices the condition of the house.
"GGGIIIRRR!" he yells out.
GIR shots over to Zim as he enters the living room and salutes him.
"Yes Master!" he answers to him.
"Why is all this, snow, in here?!" Zim demands to know. "AND WHY IS THE DOOR OPEN?!" he then realizes.
He runs to the door to close it, but the snow piled against it prevents him from moving it either way. He slams against it, pulls on it, tries everything he can to close it. GIR meanwhile helps Mini-moose start on another snowpig. Zim gives up and gets some distance between him and the door. He then throws himself into the door and finally gets it closed. He let's out a sigh of relief and recollects himself.
"Computer!" he calls. "Melt away this, snow stuff." he orders.
"Right away!" the computer of the house answers.
The room's temperature quickly raises and the snow begins to melt, turning the room into a pool. GIR quickly throws off his hat and scarf and blows up an inner-tube to float in. Mini-moose plops right into one himself, fitting perfectly in the center of it. He squeaks happily as he is tossed about by the waves forming in the room.
"Wait a minute.." Zim ponders. "YES! A new brilliant plan has come into my amazing brain!" he proclaims.
GIR cheers as he floats by Zim, taking a sip of lemonade.
"It's genius! With all of this snow around, I could easily melt it all and flood the whole Earth!" Zim explained. To himself. "GIR!" he called. "Go prepare the Voot!" he ordered.
GIR tosses the lemonade aside as he salutes Zim in response. He then jets off, sending nearby Mini-moose into a tailspin.
"Time to use the experiment I've been working on.." Zim said to himself. "COMPUTER! Set up a link to the space station and send out a probe to find a suitable area for base on the moon." he ordered.
"On it." the computer answered.
Mini-moose floats up to Zim and squeaks happily.
"Yes Mini-moose. Once we have the moon under our control, we will use its gravitational pull to flood the Earth! The humans won't be able to escape!" he told him. "Let's see you stop this one DIB!" he threatened, laughing maniacally at his genius.