Chapter 1: The…Return?
Another day, another battle with Ice King. This time, he wasn't kidnapping princesses, he was trying to eat an old lady's gingerbread house in the Candy Kingdom. It was the third time this week that he tried to eat innocent people's candy buildings, gardens, etcetera. It just didn't make sense! "Yo, Jake! What is with the Ice King recently? He's done nothing but eat candy all week! Even his beard looks fatter."
"It does! Gross man!"
"Jake, focus dude! What is up? Why is he eating so much?"
"I don't know! I guess he's hungry. But I guess, maybe he's under pressure, or having a bad week…Hiya!" The dog replied while karate- chopping the frozen royalty.
"Pressure? What kind of press-AH!" The Ice King shot a truckload of hail that hit Finn right in the stomach. "Nuts man! What's your problem?"
"Can't a bachelor just eat candy in peace?" The old king said after lowering his arms in defeat.
"I guess, but, it's people's houses, you know dude? It's just not right," With that, the Ice King nodded sadly, and flew off.
"Yo, what is his problem? Flying off right when we were gonna kick some snow-covered butt!"
"No Jake! He has a serious problem that he needs to sort ou-" As they looked in the direction where the Ice King flew off to, and saw a red thing with arms and legs staring at them.
"Hey, Finn? Was that…? Nah, man it couldn't have been…"
"I think it is. Ricardio."