A/N: So I've had this idea in my head. Maybe you'll like it maybe you won't but please leave a review and let me know what you think. Enjoy! :)
Foulmouth
Emma, a 21 year old thief never thought she would be caught in her speciality. She was the best of best when it came to stealing, not to mention she was the best fighter and swordsman, err, swordswoman in all Fairy Tale Land. Hell she was skilled in the stealth methods of the Warriors, south to were she lives. It doesn't matter anyways, apparently her brother was right, she shouldn't have agreed to this, magic was to much for her to handle. All she wanted to do was prove her brother wrong. Prove him that she could rip off the so called Evil Queen and get away with it. Apparently she was wrong.
Don't think for a second she didn't try and fight. She just was backstabbed. Yes, backstabbed by her own desires. When her brother mention the Evil Queen she expected to see an old hag just like Lidia, with the mole included. Oh, Lidia would be laughing her ass out just by watching her in the situation she is right now. Hell she always told her she got good eye for the high and luxurious stuff but she always thought she meant it in items, objects she could reach with her talented hands without the owner even noticing. Whatsoever she didn't expect that meant she'll be betrayed by her likes and whatnot in a human form. Lidia would definitely be laughing her ass out.
Lidia her "mother" for legal purposes only. Like the world would care if she had parents or not. Emma was abandoned at her early stages of life and Lidia was the unlucky soul to be stuck with her. Apparently she was worth nothing or so Lidia would remind her every time she did something wrong or stupid, which was almost every damn time. At least she taught her how to fight, use a sword and bow and arrows. She was amazing with each weapon. She excelled in every weapon trying to seek approval from her mother figure; of course the bitch would tell her how lame and unworthy she was every time. Also she taught her how to read and write. Emma would never say this out loud but she was grateful that the old hag taught her everything she knows.
Emma has been stilling since the early age of 5. Almost lost her hands twice, since that was the punishment for stealing, until Lidia finally decided to teach her how to defend herself and how to be better at stealing. She had the pleasure to say that she had never been caught until this unfaithful day.
Damn her brother for knowing how much she liked a challenge she thought while being dragged to what she assumed to be the throne room. Brother you ask? Nah, not much of a brother, maybe a really really close friend. You see Lidia adopted Neal when he tried to steal from her. She said something along the lines of how he would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for the fact that Emma caught him red handed. So another thief was added to the family of 2.
Emma called him brother because he was the only one who was close enough to her. She never opened up enough to him but he had this ability to read people. Every now and then she would talk about a few things about herself but not much. When he became part of the "family", Lidia thought they were going to be a couple. How wrong she was. Emma was never attracted to men. Ever, to make it clear, but Neal, oh boy she didn't saw that coming. One regular day in the job, (stealing in the market of the temporarily town they were staying), she lost sight of Neal for about an hour or so. Using her mad skills to find him, she never expected to find him making out with one of the guards of the White Castle. At least she wasn't alone on that part. Since then he became the closest person to her.
She has her reasons not to let anyone close enough. Neal though is an exception. He knew how to move around her walls and he knew when to back down. He learned a long time that he may be good at stealing but he was definitely a pussy when fighting was the matter at hand and Emma kicked his ass a few times for sticking his nose on her business. Anyways damn him and his big mouth and his big stupid ideas. Why she listen to him is a question she'll always have. Because of him she was now being pushed into a big room where she may or may not die or be put in jail for a long time or worst, have both of her hands cut. Although she cursed every being out there, specially her brother for being caught, she couldn't bring herself to regret being caught by what she thought was the most beautiful and sexy woman she had ever seen.
She was looking down when she was being pushed around the Dark Castle but upon entering the Throne Room she couldn't help but raise her head and look around. This place was every bit as she expected and more. High walls, guards everywhere (so much for a quick escape, or maybe not, after all she liked to make big badass exits), two kickass looking thrones(wait,two?) and in the big one, it looked like a huge root coming from the ground and perfectly shaped to be a killer and terrifying chair, throne, whatever, sat the angel-like creature who caught her. Emma locked eyes with the brunette and was mesmerized by the chocolate brown orbs looking at her. Even thought the Queen had a scowl placed in her facial features she was still gorgeous.
The two guards that had been dragging her to this point pushed her to the floor making her kneel in front of the Evil Queen. Apparently that was a thing to do, but she didn't know and she didn't care. She didn't know the rules of etiquette or stupid stuff like that. The only reason she let herself be dragged here was because she wanted to see, hear and infuriate(again) the Queen. She could've easily escape the two fools that where pushing her, they never would have known what hit them.
"What kind of peasant would think that they could steal from me and get away with it?" The velvet voice of the Queen made Emma's stomach do summersaults. She was now standing in front of Emma, looking down at her.
Emma just smirked at the Queen and said: "The kind that can get away with it." Emma kept her eyes locked with the brunette.
SLAP!
"Who told you to speak?" The Queen glared at Emma while retracting the hand she used. She had to give her credit to the women in front of her, the slap didn't hurt but it burned.
"You asked!" Emma raised her tone of voice. She couldn't believe this woman, she just asked a question and she answered, Oh wait!
SLAP!
Shit, that one did hurt.
"How dare you defy me, I am your Queen." Regina was now fuming in anger.
"Well, excuse me ma'am but you are not my Queen for I travel the Kingdoms and I don't pledge with any." Emma snark back ready for the slap was sure to come.
Nothing, huh?
"You WILL respect me, peasant,even if you are not pledge with any of the Kingdoms." The authority in the Evil Queens voice was so strong, Emma felt a shiver go down her spine and she wasn't sure if it was from arousal or naked fear. Even though she knew she should have looked down in a sign of respect or understating she just kept defying the brunette and held her gaze."You defy me like you are strong enough to go against me, your smart mouth nor your disrespectful gaze will scare me peasant."
"I assure you, your Majesty, I am not trying to scare you but I do believe the only reason I am here is because even when I defeat your guards you would use your stupid Magic to stop me. So really the only reason I am here is because of you." Emma loved to play with words between the lines, sure the Queen would have caught her but she could take the woman down if she had the chance. The only reason she was here was to get her mad to the point of wanting to kill her. Her reasons for wanting this are yet to be known.
The Queen on the other hand though laughed, making Emma's stomach feel a tingling sensation. " You really believe you could take my guards and walk out of here alive?" Regina glared at the blonde, who smiled at her.
"Of course." Was Emma's comeback, even though it was short the playful smile she wore was making the Queen angrier by the minute.
"You are a fool, childish, young lady who needs to be put in place." Regina barked back.
"And you have a bitchy attitude but what can I say, I love women who speak their mind." Emma answered and wasn't prepared for the...
SLAP!
"HOW DARE YOU!" Regina was getting tired of this troublemaker. "GUARDS!"
"Wait." Emma said.
"Why,oh,why would I stop my guards from killing you right now?" It was a stupid question because the guards stopped anyways, waiting the orders of their Queen.
"Lets make a deal."Emma didn't let the Queen speak and kept going, she had a last minute idea and this needed to be said." I'll show you I am a capable fighter, I bet I am better than any guard here anyways, if I defeat all the challenges you put in front of me, I get to be one of your guards, if not then you decide my punishment for my big mouth."Emma said knowing this was the only chance she'll get if she wanted to get to know the Queen.
Regina went from dumbfounded to a hysterical fit of laughter. "Very well, if you want to die then I'll accept this stupidity." The queen turned and looked at the guards." You two are going to be the first challengers, if she's to succeed she will fight the Captain, you two are my best guards, I expect this to be over in less than a minute." Regina looked down."I am sorry dear but looks like you are not carrying any weapons, at least you'll die fast."Regina smiled and went to sit in her throne.
"Very well, whenever you like, your Majesty." Emma was looking down, she knew this was no challenge at all for her but she wanted to give a show, let the Queen think she may have regretted this decision.
Regina sat down, before she send the signal to the guards to start she looked at the blonde. Such a beauty, wasted because of a big mouth, thought the Queen while looking at the younger girl in front of her. This was stupid, that fool didn't have a chance against her personal guards but she had to give it to the girl,she intrigued her to the point of allowing this nonsense. She wanted to know if this foul mouthed beauty was right to her word. In the very back of her mind she hoped the blonde survived. She wanted to know this girl, what motivated her, she hasn't had a great change to banter and have fights with someone since Snow White got married and lost her only daughter. The White Queen was so engrossed in fighting her daughter, she forgot about Regina, not that Regina missed her but really what was the point of making Snow White suffer if she wasn't happy at all. Life as it was now was getting boring and even though she had Henry in her life she needed a something, someone and maybe just maybe this stupid girl would be but right now she just wanted this to be over and see if this girl really was worthy of her time. " I hope you amuse me peasant!" Giving the signal to her guard to commence, her last tough before the fight started was, I don't even know her name. With her famous scowl back in place she watched the show in front of her.
Little did she know she'll find out the peasant's name soon enough and render completely to the blonde.
A/N: If you like it leave a review, I would like to know if you guys think I should continue this or not, I really can just play this story in my head and keep going but I thought it was good enough to write and share. Let me know! Please!