Note: Wish I owned Mario, but I don't. Dang it.
Truth or Dare: Mario Boss Edition
(We see birby6 on his computer, with Goombario by his side. Ella, the baby pink Yoshi, is there too, and so is Blueytroopa, the blue shelled Paratroopa.)
Birby6: I need a new story to write. I need to get back in the mood to write these things.
Goombario: Write about me saving the world!
Ella: Yeah right!
(She socks Goombario)
Goombario: I GOT IT!
Birby6: We're not doing one on how you triumph over Ella!
Goombario: No, not that! Although it would be cool. Why don't we do a Truth or Dare? We could dare Ella to not be mean!
Ella: Yeah right!
(She socks him again)
Blueytroopa: Besides, we're don't have any people to dare. Remember how you dared the Eyeless Goomba to lick a long icicle in Shiver City?
Elsewhere….
(We see the Eyeless Goomba with his tongue stuck to one large icicle)
Eyeless Goomba: Why me?
(A Bumpity comes by him)
Bumpity: Weirdo.
(The Bumpity walks away, while the Eyeless Goomba tries to get unstuck)
Back with birby6.…
Birby6: I never dared the Eyeless Goomba to do that!
(Ella tries to look innocent)
Blueytroopa: Ok then, who are we getting then?
Ella: I have some ideas!
Birby6: We're not using Goombario!
Ella: Aw man!
Birby6: I have a better idea!
A few days later….
(We see a huge room that looks like a stadium. Tons of seats are in the stands, and the center looks like a football field. Birby6 and his crew are in the field)
Goombario: How could you afford this?
Ella: I used your credit card!
Goombario: WHAT?
Birby6: Who cares? Let's just see who's getting dared!
(A door opens, and the contestants come into the stadium)
Contestant 1: Triclyde (Super Mario Bros 2)
Appearance: A big red snake with three heads.
Personality: Differs with each head.
Interview: Head 1: I can't wait to prove ourselves better than the others.
Head 2: You bet! I'll be better though.
Head 3: No you won't, I'll win this!
(All three heads get in an argument)
Contestant 2: Boom Boom (Super Mario Bros 3)
Appearance: A big orange turtle with huge arms.
Personality: Pretty average, but only speaks in third person.
Interview: Boom Boom wants to win! Boom Boom is invincible! Boom Boom smash!
(Boom Boom then gets hit by the Hulk for ripping off his sentence)
Contestant 3: King Goomba (Paper Mario)
Appearance: A big Goomba with a white beard, checkered pants, and a crown on his head.
Personality: Hates the way Goombas are treated. Usually gets the Goomba Bros to do his work.
Interview: I want to prove Goombas aren't a joke! I'm thirsty. Goomba Bros, where's my lemonade?
Contestant 4: Smorg (Paper Mario: TTYD)
Appearance: Lots of black and red dust bunnies.
Personality: Since there are so many, we can't detail them.
Interview:
Contestant 5: Mimi (Super Paper Mario)
Appearance: A little green girl, with a small skirt on.
Personality: Has a mixed personality, because you never know what will happen when she transforms.
Interview: Truth or dare? I'm the best at this game, since girls are the best at it! (winks)
Contestant 6: Lakithunder (New Super Mario Bros)
Appearance: A Lakitu, but his cloud is black, has black shades, and has a bandana on his head.
Personality: Basically hates everyone but himself. Occasionally swears.
Interview: I don't even need an interview! Shut that stupid camera off before I beat you!
Contestant 7: King Bob-omb (Super Mario 64)
Appearance: Is a Bob-omb with a mustache and a fancy crown.
Personality: Doesn't care for anyone but his mustache.
Interview: Do you mind? My mustache needs grooming.
Contestant 8: Major Burrows (Super Mario Galaxy)
Appearance: A large mole with a spiny helmet on him.
Personality: He doesn't speak, he only grunts and makes other noises.
Interview: (He grunts)
Contestant 9: Jojora (Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga)
Appearance: A little pixie girl who has a magic wand.
Personality: Hates icky boys, and loves playing with girls.
Interview: Any boy that wins this is DEAD! I'm the only one to wins this, me, me, me!
Contestant 10: Gooper Blooper (Super Mario Sunshine)
Appearance: A huge Blooper with long tentacles.
Personality: Hates fried seafood, and can only bloop.
Interview: Bloop? Bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop?
(Every one of them looks around the stadium, sending a wave of aw through it)
King Bob-omb: Why are we here? I was grooming my mustache when I came here.
Mimi: Just hurry up and explain why we're here! The Smorg are creeping me out!
Smorg: SMORGSMORGSMORGSMORG!
Birby6: Ok then! Wondering why you're here? You are here on a game show called Truth or Dare!
Jojora: Game show? Who's the cameraman?
Goombario (holding a camera): That would be me.
(Jojora attacks Goombario so she can get attention from the camera)
Lakithunder: I don't care about frickin cameras.
Major Burrows: (Grunts)
Birby6: However, this is different than most Truth or Dares.
Triclyde Head 1: How?
Triclyde Head 2: I wanted to say that!
Triclyde Head 3: No me!
(Triclyde then gets in another argument with himself. Gooper Blooper slaps his forehead at this)
Birby6: This is different because there is the matter of elimination!
King Goomba: Elimination?
Birby6: Yup. Like usual, dares will come in through the reviews box on the site. However, for this truth or dare, people must give a dare to each of you!
Boom Boom: Boom Boom asks why!
Birby6: Because we need to see if you're going to be eliminated. Fanfiction users must give a dare to EACH one of you. You have to option to not do the dare, but doing so, you will be eliminated. The ones who do the dares will be ranked by our judges on how good they did the dare. The one who gets the lowest score doing the dare will be eliminated. The last one standing wins 100,000,000,000 coins and an endless supply of waffles!
Ella: What happened to the pancakes?
Birby6: We ran out.
Blueytroopa: NOOOOOOOO! MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!
(She gets into a fetal position and starts sucking on her thumb)
Ella: Oh, Bluey. (looks at birby6) Thanks a lot birby6, now I have to cook her pancakes!
(She drags her away)
Birby6: By the way, time for you guys to go to your assigned rooms. Your rooms are to the left.
(The contestants leave, only for birby6 to hear screaming coming from there. The contestants come out, extremely terrified)
Birby6: Oops. Sorry, that was Ella's torture chamber. Try the right instead.
(The contestants leave to the right, where they get to their rooms)
Birby6: Geez, this things I do for life.
(Suddenly, crashes are heard, and Ella comes out of the kitchen)
Ella: I'm going to need a lot more pancake mix!
Birby6: (sighs) I'll get the crowbar.
Yes, I made this out of boredom. If you want to participate, just review and leave a dare for each of the contestants, and hope your favorite doesn't get eliminated.
Birby6 out!