ello popets. im back with a new bunch of random drabbles that come to my mind (probably in the midle of class). help skulduggery rise write more stories people!
Valkyrie, skulduggery, Tanith, Ghastly, Serenity, Fletcher, Ignis, Sarina, Artemis and Nikolai were walking down the empty Haggard streets. There was just something beautiful about the dark cold fresh mornings. Though something was wrong, council workers were cowering behind a tree. There was a new sign up on the hand rail, a horrifying sign, an absolutely terrifying sign. So scary that it had blue rings around it. It read 'beware of jumping gay walrus'. It was terrible, disastrous but for some strange, deluded reason Ghastly and fletcher decided to wonder up to the rails. Ghastly looked at the sign, then over the rail and into the brown/bluish-green water down below. Suddenly, out of the water jumped a bluish-grey walrus, with big white polished tusks in a pink leather jacket. Everybody was so amazed by the sight that they couldn't move. The walrus proceeded to kiss a shocked Ghastly than land back in the water with an almighty splash. Ghastly ran to Tanith whimpering and sobbing, and gripped on to her for what seemed like dear life. Tanith stroked his violated shaking shoulders, giggling all the while. Over at the hand rails, Fletcher was trying to convince the walrus out of the water with a conveniently place can of sardines. He dangled them over the side yelling "come back walrus. I want your jacket!"
"what are you doing do you want to get-" one of the council workers half whispered, half shouted to Fletcher but was too late. In a flash the walrus had jumped into the air, somehow grabbed Fletcher and pulled him bellow the waves.
"uhhhh?!" Ignis and Serenity said in unison completely confused. After all they were pretty much the same except Ignis was from the land of 'Smee' as well as Sarina and serenity was from the 'skulduggery pleasant' reality. The council worker took off his bright orange jacket with fluoro yellow stripes and white helmet.
"le gasp!" Skulduggery exclaimed "its Caelen!"