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Alfred: Hey Angel! How are you?
Angelique: Hi Alfred. I'm fine, you?
Alfred: Bored, because Arthur's broken into my hotel room and taken out my PlayStation.
Angelique: Why'd he do that?
Alfred: He said it wasn't acceptable to miss a meeting because I was playing Black Ops. Whiny old man, he only ever complains when I turn up.
Matthew: You're not going to realise I'm here unless I point it out, are you?
Alfred: HI MATTIE! I didn't see you log on!
Angelique: Didn't you sign off?
Matthew: No...
Alfred: Huh. Whatever, he was a total jerk about it. Bet he's just jealous that he's not got one yet.
Matthew: Didn't you offer to buy him one...?
Alfred: Yeah, but he doesn't like presents does he. Weirdo.
Angelique: Not even when we were his colonies.
Matthew: He doesn't really do presents does he?
Angelique: Well, he never gives them that's for sure.
Alfred: He's just a miser.
Matthew: Where'd you learn the word 'miser'?
Angelique: Isn't it normally 'cheapskate'?
Matthew: Or 'tight-ass'?
Alfred: You can both just shut up.
Angelique: Only teasing you.
Alfred: Yeah well. It's not very nice.
Matthew: Well, we do apologise.
Matthew: But the point stands.
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Arthur: I can't believe that between the three of you, none of you has the brain power to check the bloody time.
Alfred: Hey Iggy! What's up?
Arthur: The sky. Aside from that, there's also Ludwig because he's hit the roof.
Angelique: Why?
Arthur: You're supposed to be the one hosting the meeting that started twenty minutes ago.
Angelique: Um.
Matthew: Well, nobody turned up till fifteen minutes after they were supposed to, did they?
Matthew: That's what usually happens...
Matthew: Especially when it's my meeting.
Arthur: That's not the point. It's common courtesy to be on time.
Arthur: Especially when you're the host country.
Alfred: If you follow up with 'you thought you'd raised as better'...
Arthur: I wasn't.
Alfred: Liar!
Angelique: We'll get going.
Arthur: That's all I ask.
Alfred: Liar!
Arthur: Piss off.
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Arthur: Why do I even bother.
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Alfred: Evil dictator.
Alfred: Guys?
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Angelique: Has he gone?
Alfred: Yep. I wonder where Mattie is.
Matthew: Here.
Alfred: Oh, hi. I swear my laptop doesn't tell me when you sign in.
Matthew: ...
Angelique: Or mine.
Matthew: ...People always say that.
Alfred: Can't believe Arthur'd come on just to tell us off.
Angelique: Strict old man. I'd like to think he does it with good intentions, but I bet he just misses being able to treat us like servants.
Alfred: Seriously, we're not just kids he can still boss around.
Arthur: Well you still bloody well act like little brats.
Alfred: !
Alfred: What the hell?
Arthur: Invisible setting, you twit. You use it when you try to monitor Matthew talking to Ivan.
Matthew: He does what?
Arthur: If you don't get down to the meeting room within the next thirty seconds I'm going to call your bosses.
Arthur: Maybe you'll listen to them.
Alfred: Going.
Matthew: Going.
Angelique: Gone.
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Arthur: Three.
Arthur: Two.
Arthur: One
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Arthur: Alfred F. Jones, if you value your life...
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