Here it is, Chapter 1. I don't know how I wrote this, 5 minutes ago I had a
writer's block. I'm on fire! Um...sorry for that, I'm happy coz I wrote a
story...now I'm saying stupid things. Well, hope ye like it.
Disclaimer: I don't own any names of PoTC. I made this story just for fun, not for getting any money. I don't even own Helen or Anna, they are my sister and my best friend! God, I own nothing, so, don't sue me, besides, I don't have money to pay that.
Well, less blah and more action. Without more chat, Here it is, Chapter 1: 'In my bed!', story 'Pirates in 2004'. Bring the popcorns and enjoy this! By the way, there is a word I just love: REVIEWS!!!...don't think I'm crazy, even I actually am crazy. Well, now, drums please, Chapter 1!
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Chapter 1: In my bed!
Helen was getting ready for a date while Anna was getting ready for a concert. Helen was a 20 year old girl that lived with Anna, a 24 year old girl, although the aged difference was a little big, they were best friends. Anna was a party girl that was studying graphic design, Helen was a peaceful girl that was studying architecture and liked going to parties. Helen's older brother, Matthew, was Anna's boyfriend. Matthew also lived with them, and he was the vocalist of a rock band. The concert Anna was getting ready for was Matthew's band concert.
Anna: are you sure you are not coming to the concert? It's gonna be great, besides, Jake it's gonna be there.
Helen: I'm sure I'm not going. And why do I care if Jake is gonna be there? I have a boyfriend, remember?
Anna: that bastard of Ed? He doesn't deserve you. He's a jerk.
Helen: he's not a jerk. He's great.
Matthew came in and started to French-kissing with Anna.
Helen: do you need to do that in front of every body? That's just grouse.
Matthew: don't be a joykill. We're having fun here. Are you gonna come to the concert? Jake wants to see you again.
Helen: why everybody wants to see me with Jake if I have a boyfriend?!
Matthew: maybe it's because that jerk doesn't deserve you and Jake it's a great guy.
Someone knocked the door just before Helen could start yelling at Matthew because of telling Ed jerk. Helen went to open the door and saw Ed in the door looking serious, as always. Helen hugged Ed, took her coat and left the house.
Anna: that Ed is really scary.
Matthew: whatever...ready for the concert?
Anna: you are the one that should be ready. Anyway, let's go.
Anna and Matthew left the apartment and headed to the House of Blues.
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Ed and Helen were arriving to the 'Le tour Bistro', a French restaurant that Helen loved. The maitr d' took them to their table and brought them the menu. They ate dinner and when they were finished Ed spoke.
Ed: Helen, there it's something I want to tell you.
Helen: what? You are making me nervous.
Ed: we need to break up. We need to finish this?
Helen: but, why? I don't understand.
Ed: we're just two different. We don't belong together.
Helen: I still don't understand why, but I think that we are going to be happier if we're apart. I think you're right.
Ed: at least let me take you home. I'm so sorry.
Helen: don't worry. I'm going to take a cab. Good-bye Ed.
Helen stood up of her chair, and headed to the restaurant's door while a tear ran down her cheek. She asked for a cab and went home. When she entered she found something really strange lying in her bed.
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Jack and Will were on the Black Pearl during a storm. There were lots of lightnings and Jack could barely move the helm, And Will stood next to him helping him with the helm. From nowhere, a lightning came between Jack and Will, both passed out and fell on deck.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Helen: this can't be real. Oh my God, Will Turner and Jack Sparrow are lying in my bed! But how did this happen. 'This must be a dream, but wait, it's not a dream, Ed just broke up with me, this is not a dream. Maybe if I wake up them, that would work'
Helen got close to the bed, and then stood up next to the bed looking at Will. 'God, he's hot' she thought when she got closer to his face. From all the sudden, Will woke up, and sat on the bed.
Will: who are ye? What are ye doing here?
Helen: what are YOU doing here? This is MY apartment. I don't know who but you just appeared on my bed.
Will: and I'm supposed to believe that? Wait a minute, what is tha'?
Will was pointing to a poster of him hanging in the wall. It was exactly like him. He was white as a ghost, and scared.
Helen: don't get scared. That is a poster of you in a movie. A movie is like a photograph moving where you can hear your voice. Forgot something, you don't know what is a photograph neither. Don't worry Will, we are going to find the way to get you two back to your time.
Will: ?_?... what are ye talking 'bout? How do ye know me name?
Helen: I think you time traveled. It's the only logic explanation for this.
Helen started to say lots of theories and making circles around the room, Will just followed her with the eyes. After 10 minutes of talking about time traveling, and inexplicable theories Jack woke up with Helen's voice.
Jack: hy luv, what am I doin' here? This is not me Pearl.
Helen: you are finally awake Jack. How are you? Don't get scared. You are in my bedroom because you time traveled, I still don't know how but you did, anyway, you are in the year 2004.
Jack: what?! Are ye serious?
Helen: of course I'm serious. Anna needs to know this, but, damn! She's at the concert, and if I call her she's gonna be mad! Anyway, I need help with us.
Helen went to the phone, while Jack and Will were whispering something, and dialed Anna's cell phone. Matthew answered, there was a lot of noise, and you could here someone screaming 'Rock lives' or 'Bring me more beer'. Helen still had a sad tone in her voice, and Matthew knew why.
Helen: hy Matt, is Anna there? I need to talk to her.
Matt: your voice sounds sad, where you crying?
Helen: Ed broke up with me, bur, you're right, he's a jerk and a bastard.
Matt: I'm sorry, are you ok?
Helen: Yeah, put Anna on the phone, it's urgent.
Matt: ok, but, don't cry for that jerk. See you later at home.
Anna: hey, Matt said it was urgent. What happened?
Helen: I think we have a BIG problem. Jack Sparrow and Will Turner are here in the apartment.
Anna: yeah right. And your brother is Marilyn Manson. You are always so funny and making jokes.
Helen. I'm not joking, they ARE here. Hear by yourself. Jack...come here.
Jack: Aye?
Helen: can you talk to my friend you are here? Just talk by here.
Jack: hy luv, I'm 'Captain' Jack Sparrow. Can ye bring some rum?, yer friend finished it all when he saw us.
Helen: see? They are here. And please, bring rum or Jack is gonna kill me. Leave Matt there, just come.
Anna: that's amazing. What are they doing know?
Helen: seeing themselves.
Anna: how?
Helen: there are two ways: in the mirror and in the movie. Which one do you think? Now, come home, PLEASE!
Anna: I'm on my way. Just keep them inside the house.
Helen: just come!
Helen hang up the phone and went to seat in the sofa, between Jack and Will. Will was amazed by seeing himself in a box.
Helen: that is called T.V., you can see a lot of things on it.
Jack: I look so beautiful inside that thing. But I look better in person, right luv?
Helen: whatever you say Jack. So guys, do you like beer?
Will: not as much as rum, but it's fine with me.
Helen: 2 beers then. What about you Jack?
Jack: lass, there is nothing like rum, but I'll take one. While it's alcohol.
Helen: 3 beers on its way.
Helen went to the kitchen, looked for beer in the refrigerator, took out 3 bottles of beer, opened them and served them in 3 glasses.
Helen: here you go.
She gave the beer to Jack and Will and seat again between the two of them. Anna opened the door, and when she saw that Jack Sparrow was sitting in her sofa, she started to scream like crazy, and ran in front of him. Before she did that, she put 4 paper bags in the kitchen and took out 4 bottles of rum.
Anna: oh my God! It's really Jack Sparrow. Jack Sparrow is sitting in my sofa!
Jack: it's 'Captain' Jack Sparrow luv. By the way, are ye seeing somebody?
Anna: no, I'm not with anybody.
Helen: hey! What about Matthew?
Anna: who is he?
Helen: your boyfriend, remember? My brother.
Anna: oh, you're right. I'm sorry Jack. It will be for next time.
Jack: it's ok. And what about ye luv? Are ye seeing somebody?
Helen: not anymore. That idiot dumped me.
Jack: poor girl, Ol' Jack can make ye feel better.
Helen: sorry Jack, but you're just not my type. I think Will it's more like me. By the way, Will, what happened to Elizabeth?
Will: she dumped me. She needed 'luxuries', a thing I couldn't give her.
Helen: I'm sorry. I know how that feels.
Anna: ohhhh, look at that lovebirds. They look so cute, don't they Jack?
Jack: aye, luv is wonderful!
Disclaimer: I don't own any names of PoTC. I made this story just for fun, not for getting any money. I don't even own Helen or Anna, they are my sister and my best friend! God, I own nothing, so, don't sue me, besides, I don't have money to pay that.
Well, less blah and more action. Without more chat, Here it is, Chapter 1: 'In my bed!', story 'Pirates in 2004'. Bring the popcorns and enjoy this! By the way, there is a word I just love: REVIEWS!!!...don't think I'm crazy, even I actually am crazy. Well, now, drums please, Chapter 1!
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Chapter 1: In my bed!
Helen was getting ready for a date while Anna was getting ready for a concert. Helen was a 20 year old girl that lived with Anna, a 24 year old girl, although the aged difference was a little big, they were best friends. Anna was a party girl that was studying graphic design, Helen was a peaceful girl that was studying architecture and liked going to parties. Helen's older brother, Matthew, was Anna's boyfriend. Matthew also lived with them, and he was the vocalist of a rock band. The concert Anna was getting ready for was Matthew's band concert.
Anna: are you sure you are not coming to the concert? It's gonna be great, besides, Jake it's gonna be there.
Helen: I'm sure I'm not going. And why do I care if Jake is gonna be there? I have a boyfriend, remember?
Anna: that bastard of Ed? He doesn't deserve you. He's a jerk.
Helen: he's not a jerk. He's great.
Matthew came in and started to French-kissing with Anna.
Helen: do you need to do that in front of every body? That's just grouse.
Matthew: don't be a joykill. We're having fun here. Are you gonna come to the concert? Jake wants to see you again.
Helen: why everybody wants to see me with Jake if I have a boyfriend?!
Matthew: maybe it's because that jerk doesn't deserve you and Jake it's a great guy.
Someone knocked the door just before Helen could start yelling at Matthew because of telling Ed jerk. Helen went to open the door and saw Ed in the door looking serious, as always. Helen hugged Ed, took her coat and left the house.
Anna: that Ed is really scary.
Matthew: whatever...ready for the concert?
Anna: you are the one that should be ready. Anyway, let's go.
Anna and Matthew left the apartment and headed to the House of Blues.
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Ed and Helen were arriving to the 'Le tour Bistro', a French restaurant that Helen loved. The maitr d' took them to their table and brought them the menu. They ate dinner and when they were finished Ed spoke.
Ed: Helen, there it's something I want to tell you.
Helen: what? You are making me nervous.
Ed: we need to break up. We need to finish this?
Helen: but, why? I don't understand.
Ed: we're just two different. We don't belong together.
Helen: I still don't understand why, but I think that we are going to be happier if we're apart. I think you're right.
Ed: at least let me take you home. I'm so sorry.
Helen: don't worry. I'm going to take a cab. Good-bye Ed.
Helen stood up of her chair, and headed to the restaurant's door while a tear ran down her cheek. She asked for a cab and went home. When she entered she found something really strange lying in her bed.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Jack and Will were on the Black Pearl during a storm. There were lots of lightnings and Jack could barely move the helm, And Will stood next to him helping him with the helm. From nowhere, a lightning came between Jack and Will, both passed out and fell on deck.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Helen: this can't be real. Oh my God, Will Turner and Jack Sparrow are lying in my bed! But how did this happen. 'This must be a dream, but wait, it's not a dream, Ed just broke up with me, this is not a dream. Maybe if I wake up them, that would work'
Helen got close to the bed, and then stood up next to the bed looking at Will. 'God, he's hot' she thought when she got closer to his face. From all the sudden, Will woke up, and sat on the bed.
Will: who are ye? What are ye doing here?
Helen: what are YOU doing here? This is MY apartment. I don't know who but you just appeared on my bed.
Will: and I'm supposed to believe that? Wait a minute, what is tha'?
Will was pointing to a poster of him hanging in the wall. It was exactly like him. He was white as a ghost, and scared.
Helen: don't get scared. That is a poster of you in a movie. A movie is like a photograph moving where you can hear your voice. Forgot something, you don't know what is a photograph neither. Don't worry Will, we are going to find the way to get you two back to your time.
Will: ?_?... what are ye talking 'bout? How do ye know me name?
Helen: I think you time traveled. It's the only logic explanation for this.
Helen started to say lots of theories and making circles around the room, Will just followed her with the eyes. After 10 minutes of talking about time traveling, and inexplicable theories Jack woke up with Helen's voice.
Jack: hy luv, what am I doin' here? This is not me Pearl.
Helen: you are finally awake Jack. How are you? Don't get scared. You are in my bedroom because you time traveled, I still don't know how but you did, anyway, you are in the year 2004.
Jack: what?! Are ye serious?
Helen: of course I'm serious. Anna needs to know this, but, damn! She's at the concert, and if I call her she's gonna be mad! Anyway, I need help with us.
Helen went to the phone, while Jack and Will were whispering something, and dialed Anna's cell phone. Matthew answered, there was a lot of noise, and you could here someone screaming 'Rock lives' or 'Bring me more beer'. Helen still had a sad tone in her voice, and Matthew knew why.
Helen: hy Matt, is Anna there? I need to talk to her.
Matt: your voice sounds sad, where you crying?
Helen: Ed broke up with me, bur, you're right, he's a jerk and a bastard.
Matt: I'm sorry, are you ok?
Helen: Yeah, put Anna on the phone, it's urgent.
Matt: ok, but, don't cry for that jerk. See you later at home.
Anna: hey, Matt said it was urgent. What happened?
Helen: I think we have a BIG problem. Jack Sparrow and Will Turner are here in the apartment.
Anna: yeah right. And your brother is Marilyn Manson. You are always so funny and making jokes.
Helen. I'm not joking, they ARE here. Hear by yourself. Jack...come here.
Jack: Aye?
Helen: can you talk to my friend you are here? Just talk by here.
Jack: hy luv, I'm 'Captain' Jack Sparrow. Can ye bring some rum?, yer friend finished it all when he saw us.
Helen: see? They are here. And please, bring rum or Jack is gonna kill me. Leave Matt there, just come.
Anna: that's amazing. What are they doing know?
Helen: seeing themselves.
Anna: how?
Helen: there are two ways: in the mirror and in the movie. Which one do you think? Now, come home, PLEASE!
Anna: I'm on my way. Just keep them inside the house.
Helen: just come!
Helen hang up the phone and went to seat in the sofa, between Jack and Will. Will was amazed by seeing himself in a box.
Helen: that is called T.V., you can see a lot of things on it.
Jack: I look so beautiful inside that thing. But I look better in person, right luv?
Helen: whatever you say Jack. So guys, do you like beer?
Will: not as much as rum, but it's fine with me.
Helen: 2 beers then. What about you Jack?
Jack: lass, there is nothing like rum, but I'll take one. While it's alcohol.
Helen: 3 beers on its way.
Helen went to the kitchen, looked for beer in the refrigerator, took out 3 bottles of beer, opened them and served them in 3 glasses.
Helen: here you go.
She gave the beer to Jack and Will and seat again between the two of them. Anna opened the door, and when she saw that Jack Sparrow was sitting in her sofa, she started to scream like crazy, and ran in front of him. Before she did that, she put 4 paper bags in the kitchen and took out 4 bottles of rum.
Anna: oh my God! It's really Jack Sparrow. Jack Sparrow is sitting in my sofa!
Jack: it's 'Captain' Jack Sparrow luv. By the way, are ye seeing somebody?
Anna: no, I'm not with anybody.
Helen: hey! What about Matthew?
Anna: who is he?
Helen: your boyfriend, remember? My brother.
Anna: oh, you're right. I'm sorry Jack. It will be for next time.
Jack: it's ok. And what about ye luv? Are ye seeing somebody?
Helen: not anymore. That idiot dumped me.
Jack: poor girl, Ol' Jack can make ye feel better.
Helen: sorry Jack, but you're just not my type. I think Will it's more like me. By the way, Will, what happened to Elizabeth?
Will: she dumped me. She needed 'luxuries', a thing I couldn't give her.
Helen: I'm sorry. I know how that feels.
Anna: ohhhh, look at that lovebirds. They look so cute, don't they Jack?
Jack: aye, luv is wonderful!