Hey umm well my other stories probably weren't the best but whateves. But I promise this one will be epic ( as I can write it)

Disclaimer:Me no own percy jackson

Leo was walking out of bunker nine stretching his arms; it had been an especially tiring day, so many problems bad enough that his siblings had to call him, for help. On his way out of the bunker he saw Annabeth and Piper, they were leaning over a workbench filled with blueprints, they seemed to be discussing something, Leo watched them for a few minutes, out of curiosity, until Annabeth gave Piper a curt nod then left to join Malcom. Leo hadn't talked to Piper for a while, ever since the Argo II was officially 'a work in progress', so he decided now might be a good chance to catch up.

"Hey Beauty Queen", he strode over to her saying.

"don't call me that Valdez", she whined but didn't even look up from studying the blueprints,

" Why not?", Leo teased, " all the Aphroditians are Beauty Queens"

Piper turned her head to look at Leo, a look of annoyance on her face. "Aphroditians, really Leo?", she asked.

" Yup!",he exclaimed, swinging his right arm to the other side in one of those 'overly happy' ways, and smiling from ear to ear just to annoy her.

Piper shook her head, it was her 'what can I do with you' head shacks, and resumed to studying the blueprints.

To Leo's amazement she was still entranced into studying those blueprints, even after several minutes of Leo prancing around like a ballerina repeating the words "Beauty Queen", she still didn't respond. Strange, was she wearing ear plugs? He wondered to himself. He tilted his head a bit to get a glance at her left ear. Nope, no plugs, and is ADHD mind began to wonder, then a thought occurred to him, plugs + ears... He grinned evilly behind her back, deciding that he should do it, then quickly stuck his pointer finger into his mouth, giving it a nice licking.

Leo stuck it as fast as he could into Pipers left ear, before she could respond, and pulled it out the minute she started turning around. Unfortunately, she was faster than him catching his wrist the minute he tried to bolt.

" Valdez", she leaned over him growling through clenched teeth, her face had anger written all over it, and Leo could almost see the smoke coming out.

"hey... Pipes", he started, trying to look innocent.

It didn't work, she continued to glare at him, all the rage was in her eyes which were directed at Leo.

"s-sorry Beauty Queen", he tried, than realised his mistake too late as Piper seemed to get even madder (if that were even possible at the moment).

"Don't call me BEAUTY QUEEN!", she screamed into his ears (probably busting an ear drum in the process), time seemed to slow down for a minute as Leo's mind again left the scene, but it came back quick enough for him to notice a clenched hand. Her fist coming straight at him was the last thing he saw.

Leo woke up 2 days later lying in the infirmary, Annabeth standing above him. She rolled her eyes " finally!", she exclaimed throwing her hands up into the air. "the Argo ll isn't going to build itself, you moron", she said to him. Annabeth grabbed his wrist and dragged his groaning self, right out of the infirmary, and right back to building.

End of first chapter with many more planned and those will be funnier