To Jace Herondale
From Isabelle Lightwood
Subject Home sweet-freaking home
Yo, homeboy. What's up on the dark side?
Ok. Listen up 'coz I'm only gonna say this once.
YOU NEED TO COME HOME.
Jace, the clave are gonna kill you if they find you and I know you really don't care about your safety but I'll give you a clue: I DO. Think what you'll do to C-dog if you die, she'll be distraught and even more annoying.
Please, Jace. I know it may seem perfect over there but let me tell you a secret: IT'S NOT. You are staying with the guy who killed Max. OUR OWN BROTHER. Think about that next time you two a sipping tea and playing scrabble.
On another note, I have to stay MB's flat and the room he gave me is a SEX DUNGEON. Can ya say creeped out? COZ I CAN.
Come home or I will let the Clave kill you. I might even help.
The resplendent,
Izzy
Re: Home sweat-freaking home
Homeboy? Seriously?
I don't need to come home, for a number of reasons. And, because I am soooo nice, I will put them in a formatted list.
THE CLAVE WILL KILL ME
And I like here.
See? So why should I come back.
They won't kill me if they can't find me. Which they can't.
Iz, you worry. I won't die, I'm safe here. Seb is also great company. He's really good at scrabble.
Clary isn't annoying! She's amazing in every single way. You're the annoying one.
Dude, I know it's not perfect over there, I'm not an idiot, it's practically chaos, hell in a hand basket. It's nice and peaceful here; it's heaven in a tea cup.
Seb didn't mean to kill Max, it was an accident. He was collateral damage.
That is creepy, maybe he just has a thing for Lightwoods?
Jace.
Re: Re: Home sweat-freaking home
Yes, homeboy. I'm practicing guy talk.
Nice list, bro. It could do with some dragons and rainbows and shit.
Uh, hate to break it to you, sunshine, but the clave will kill you over there too. And we know where you are, Clary told us, Venice boy.
Sorry I left such a big space I was just stunned that you said SEBASTION WAS GREAT COMPANY. What the hell has become of you? And I seriously doubt Sebastian is good at scrabble. I thought he could only spell words that started with 'doom' and ended with 'death'.
Clary is annoying. Even Simon said so.
Oh rly? Ur not an idiot? You could have fooled me. And it is NOT that bad over here, sure it's a little bumpy but that's only because of YOU.
My brother was not just collateral damage you hopeless son of a B***.
Ew, that's gross.
The spectacular,
Izzy