Today I interview Darth Acharon, Dark Lord of the Sith, and a member of the
Dark Council as the Sphere of Biotic Science. (Approx. 3735 BBY - 3641 BBY)
INTERVIEWER - Darth Acharon, can you spare a few minutes, to answer some questions?
DARTH ACHARON - Perhaps, as long as it is only a few minutes. I have duties to preform.
INTERVIEWER - Do you enjoy your new assignment, as the head of the Sphere of Biotic Science?
DARTH ACHARON - I find it to be challenging. The Sphere is responsible for cybernetic implantation
and augmentation. We work closely with both the Imperial Medical Corps and Science Bureau.
We employ the finest doctors and surgeons within the Sith Empire. As head of the Sphere,
I answer directly to the Emperor.
INTERVIEWER - As a former sith warrior and military officer, your cruelty is legendary. Why were
you so strict with the soldiers under your command?
DARTH ACHARON - Because I hate incompetent fools and bumbling idiots. Most soldiers fit into those classifications.
If you're given orders, obey them EXACTLY as instructed. A soldier should NEVER deviate from his or her assignment.
In the Sith Empire, failure to obey orders from your superior means that one is put to death. That's why I am forced to
execute so many foolish soldiers. They failed to follow orders. While it may appear to be "cruel" to some, I am just
carrying out my duties as commanded by the Emperor.
INTERVIEWER - People wish to know you as a person. How do you unwind and relax after a particularly hard day?
DARTH ACHARON - Meditation helps me to deal with all of the idiots within my office. I often kneel on a mat and
meditate on the Code of the Sith, and on the dark side. Because I meditate for many hours a day, I require little sleep.
A 15-20 minute nap per day is sufficient.
INTERVIEWER - Do you like to travel?
DARTH ACHARON - Only within the Sith Empire. I go wherever I am sent by the Emperor.
INTERVIEWER - Do you have any favourite foods?
DARTH ACHARON - No. I'll eat almost anything.
INTERVIEWER - Do you have any goals for the future?
DARTH ACHARON - Eventually, in time, when I have grown even more powerful, I have every intention of killing
Emperor Vitiate and taking my rightful place upon the throne. Patience is a virtue.
INTERVIEWER - Thank very much, my lord. I appreciate it.
