"Oh Doctor!" River cried, running out of the cell door into his arms.
"Oh Wife!" He retorted, slapping her on the pinnacle of her cranium. "Come on, we have an adventure to go to!"
"Ok!" whispered River, pursuing him into the TARDIS. There were sporadic illuminations universally and a quiet aroma of ham. "Doctor, why does it smell of ham in here?" she enquired inquisitively.
"Because, wife, I just ate a ham sandwich," he reacted in an enchanted accent. "Oh, I do like ham," He trailed off and then wandered into a daydream. River observed as he commenced to execute the Macarena, and then, invidious that his daydream was collecting all the attention, joined him in his boogie.
Following fifteen minutes of leisurely macarenaing, they in cooperation screeched "Heeeeeeyyyyyyy Macarena!" and completed dancing.
"That was fun, wife," The Doctor said, rubbernecking at his wife.
"I agree," She agreed.
"Let's go on an adventure now," He said.
"Ok, that sounds fun," She said.
The cerulean entrance of the TARDIS opened furthermore River and the Doctor ambled out.
"Welcome to Opposite Earth!" The Doctor publicized, scattering his arms wide in a self-satisfied fashion.
All in the region of them, dogs and cats sauntered about on two legs, a quantity of them sporting dinner suits and ties and transporting briefcases, others in hipster denims and iPods. They woofed or meowed to each erstwhile as if encompassing a tête-à-tête that neither the Doctor nor his next of kin could comprehend.
"Come, wife," The Doctor said, piloting her down a boulevard to a recreational area. Within it conveniently located upon the ground was grass and foliage and plant life. There were in addition masses of the dogs and cats in the company of their pets. River gazed more rapidly and wheezed in astonishment. The dogs and cats had human beings on leads and were walking them as if they were pets!
"Doctor, what is going on?" She solicited in a traumatized comportment.
"This is opposite earth. Everything is the opposite. That which were previously our pets have become the top of the food chain, and we have been forced to the bottom, mere pets,"
"But we must stop the madness!" She howled.
"But why? I like it better this way. The humans have finally bowed down to those who are superior – the dogs and cats of the world,"
"OMG Doctor, you're starting to sound like George Orwell!" She sassed, then spiritually provided herself a bullion luminary for the George Orwell indication.
"Do you no longer love me?" He angsted.
"I still love you Doctor," She bellowed vociferously to the universe, indicating with her fists in a possessed manifestation of fervent infatuation.
"Then let us go away from this place!" He shrieked spectacularly and flounced River back down the length of the street to their spacecraft, where he let fly unfastened the access flap and heaved her in.
Once surrounded by the TARDIS, River departed over to the TARDIS console and bounded sporadically up onto it, assembling upon copious amounts of buttons and levers that were persuaded to effect a quandary soon after.
"Dearest Doctor, let us once more consummate our lingering affections for one another, and so ensure the validity of our glorious marriage," She crooned, hammering her desiccated oral cavity in anticipation.
"Sure thing, babes," He retorted and slashed off his sour, inedible blouse in an impulsive explosion of emotion.
River at a snail's pace disconnected each and every one of her clothes in a seductive salsa. The Doctor enjoy this extraordinarily to a great extent.
"Now Doctor, it is time we came together in a spectacular array of hormonal physicality!" River yelled. This animated the Doctor.
"I have a secret, wife," He articulated vividly.
She ogled apprehensively at his trousers.
"It's not just hearts I have two of,"