Hello Peoples this is my foist(1) Fanfic YAY!
Summary: Parody where Naruto is a nut job that believes he has a demon fox in his head. This is the first of many of his zany adventures
Kyuubi "Speaking"
YELLING
JUSTU
" Speech"
Thought
A/N: Ok, so since i have multiple reviews telling me that I'm violating the rules with my fic I have revised it a bit.
Note: This is drabble you don't like then kiss the baby.
DISCLAIMER - I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED TO IT. KISHIMOTO DOES
Naruto: The Skitzo adventures
Hi, I'm Uzumaki Naruto, but people refer to me as "That Skitzo Guy". What they don't know is that I have a demon fox sealed in me that gives me incredible powers like super healing and Immense Stamina. Oh! Did I mention? I'm a ninja.
Morning 7 AM
Outside of Konoha Middle School Naruto is getting bullied by Madara Uchiha, (President of the Stare at The Moon Trying to Control the World Club).
Naruto reaches into his pouch and pulls out a kunai an throw it towards Madara. Naruto' eyes open in shock when the kunai passes through him.
Naruto runs at Madara molding chakra in his hand. As he reaches Madara the thrust the hand forward and shouts "RASENGAN!" Madara then grabs his hand "Let go of me you ugly bastard!"
**Real World**
Madara has his hand on Naruto's head holding him back while Naruto Is trying to hit him "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME SHRIMP!" Shouts Madara.
**In Naruto's Mind**
Madara activates his Sharingan and Naruto shuts his eyes. "Kyuubi help me I cant escape!" yells Naruto "..." "So I should take your chakra grow long nails and fangs and four red tails and maul him and anyone else nearby?" Naruto draws on Kyuubi's chakra and goes into four tails mode. He sucks in chakra and released a tailed beast ball while roaring "RAAAAAWAWAAWAAAR!"
**Real world**
Naruto gets out of Madara's hold then rips off his clothes revealing a red fox costume with four tails and gets on all four tails "TAILED BEAST BALL!" Naruto yells while roaring at Madara he then Jumps on him trying to claw him. "GET HIM OFF" yells Madara while trying to pry him off.
Meanwhile, Students see the commotion. Principle Tsunade looks out her windows and see the disruption. She sweat-drops, she then opens a draw pulls out a tranquilizer and gives it to her assistant Shizune. "I case he doesn't cooperate shot him with his" says Tsunade. "Hai" replies Shizune. Tsunade then reaches into her draw and pulls out a bottle with a label that says "NARUTO'S HAPPY PILLS" on it. She slips it into her pocket and runs out of the room.
Back outside Naruto is still trying to maul Madara when a dark shadow. Naruto turns around and sees Tsunade with a smile. "Ohhhhh Narutoooooo! Take your happy pills!" she says in a singsong voice. Naruto looks horrified and yells "HELL NO YOU UGLY HAG!" As Tsunade hears this a vein bulges in her head and she picks Naruto up by one of his fake fox tails. "I SAID TAKE THE DAMN PILLS!" she says and then proceeds open the pill bottle and attempt to shove the pills down Naruto's throat. Naruto manages to get out a muffled "NO! NO! PLEASE! NOOOOOOO!" Naruto then manages to bite Tsunade's hand and escapes. He start to run when hell feels a sharp pain in his leg. He tries to keep running but everything goes black.
**Hours Later In Naruto's Mind**
Naruto wakes up in a cold dark room. He tries to get up and move but finds that he is constrained. He looks down and mutters "damn chakra ropes"
TO BE CONTINUED
(EDIT) Yosh! fixed up Tell me whacha think.
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(1) I spelled first wrong ON PURPOSE
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