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-kappalord
so au world again, with college shizaya
jealous izaya and shizuo can be hot
shizuo and izaya are roommates in college together, same age/year
i want shizuo to be older (coughcough your welcome izaya)
so clothes are like normal attire ish
like what people would wear in everyday life
so shinra is also here with celty, and she has a head and she can talk, they're dating
they hit it off way quicker than shizaya atleast
celty and shizuo are kind of like the broship besties in this au like in canon
shizuo doesn't really have super duper retard strength because it's atotallynormalplace
loose plot because i need filters, please send help and kappa will write for tea
they know each other from highschool but they don't hate each other, no shit or they won't be even living/sleeping in the same room
alot of time skips with line cuts
kadota's a professor with glasses and tallness, the cool sensei without his magical hat but it's okay
kadota has the hots for izaya but he keeps it to a minimum, tries to hit on him -not really-, while izaya just smiles back like 'please go away i like shizuo'
and there's shizuo being tsu tsu tsudere about his feelings for izaya
rated t for now
unless you want izaya to get the d
rating may go up
thoughts will be kappalics
Izaya and Shizuo are in college and have to share a room, or Izaya's sharing one with Shizuo anyways. Let's look at a typical day with the two living under the same roof.
The bed shook with every small kick Izaya made to the wall.
Just another day with Izaya.
A bored one.
Shizuo looked up from his book (he was oh so reading peace till Izaya interrupted) at Izaya, whose grinning face hung down from the top bunk.
Shizuo gave a hearty sigh, knowing exactly why Izaya was bothering him. Because he was bored and had nothing else to do.
"Izaya, can you not?" Shizuo said irritably.
"Why? Does it annoy you Shizu-chan?" Izaya asked in mock innocence, continuing to kick the wall.
"Well, for one, I'm not paying for it when you kick a hole in the wall." Shizuo tsked.
Shizuo rolled over and tried to continue reading his book. Izaya finally gave up on kicking the wall, and instead jumped off the bed and crawled in next to Shizuo.
"What you reading Shizu-chan?" he drawled. Shizuo groaned and pushed Izaya's face away, only to have the other man roll over so he was lying on top of him.
"Get off me Izaya." Shizuo said with annoyance in his tone, kicking at Izaya.
After managing to get Izaya off him, Shizuo pushed him off the bed.
"Hey, that was mean Shizu-chan" Izaya cried after hitting the ground.
He rolled onto his back and stayed there, silently looking at the roof. Good, Shizuo thought rolling back over.
However, it didn't take long for Izaya to speak up again.
"I bored Shizu-chan," he whined loudly.
"Mhm," Shizuo hummed, and continued reading his book.
"You don't even care~"
"Yep." Typical day, Izaya got bored easily, and he didn't go to his lectures either.
"Bored. Bored. Bored! Bored! Shizu-chan!" His inner Psyche is showing up again.
Shizuo groaned and closed his book.
He rolled over to look at his pathetic roommate, who was now laying face down on the black carpet.
"What do you want me to do about it?" he asked irritably.
"I don't know, play with me." Izaya replied quietly. Shizuo sighed again.
"Don't you have assignments to work on? Actually, aren't you supposed to be at a lecture right now?"
"No."
"You're lying."
With a pout Izaya crossed his arms. "Fine!" Izaya yelled, and stomped out of the room, finally leaving Shizuo sighing and in peace.
skip to the halls, when Izaya's walking through the halls. they see me rollin', they hatin' C8
Izaya sauntered lazily down the hall to the lecture he was already extremely late to anyways.
God he must've been just that bored to be actually attending one of his lectures.
Usually he would just "accidentally" sleep in too late, and just got notes off of Shinra.
He always managed to get A's anyway.
Stupid Shizu-chan, wont even do anything with me, Izaya thought icily as he approached the lecture hall.
He peeked through the window to see the hall full. Great.
Maybe if he crawled in behind the back row of seats no one would notice. (totally a great plan right)
He waited until their professor turned to the white board, and slowly snuck through the door, slowly crawling behind his classmates. (like a ninja)
"So, you've finally decided to turn up, Orihara?" A deep baritone voice called. Oh so close.
Fuck. Izaya slowly stood up, turning around to the young professor. Ha, busted.
"Ah yeah, sorry Kadota-sensei," he said, ruffling his hair with a smile.
"Oh well then that's fine you came anyways, just take a seat Orihara," Kadota said with a sigh.
Nervously laughing slightly, Izaya ambled over to sit next to Shinra.
"Who knew, the great Izaya Orihara in my presence, you actually came?" he whispered.
"Was kicked out."
"Bothering Shizuo again? You recently gotten attached to him since you became roommates."
"Yeah yeah, whatever Shinra," Izaya sighed, slouching in his uncomfortable chair, to listen to another boring lecture again, not even bothering to take notes.
time skips are fun, to after school on another day with kadota-sensei while izaya was escaping back to the dorms
"Yo, Izaya!" Izaya heard a deep voice from behind him. He turned to see his professor, Kadota running towards him from the other end of the hallway.
Ah, always busted with this one.
Kadota stopped, out of breath when he finally caught up to the other, -before Izaya could escape that was- while Izaya grinned wickedly.
"Hey Dota-chin," Izaya said, seeing as it was after class hours to call Kadota in his silly nickname that he gave him.
"Izaya, would you stop calling me that, just Kadota's fine even." he replied with a sigh, but the smile said otherwise.
"Is there something you wanted?" Izaya asked with his book pressed up to his chest.
"I just wanted to talk to you about your attendance in my class," Kadota said got to the point.
He moved slowly towards Izaya, who backed against the wall, gulping. Oh god, not this again.
"Well, I thought maybe you would want to do some… extra lessons" Kadota continued (how the kadota moves), slowly looking into Izaya's eyes. Dota-chin, I maybe interested in you, but I'm not that interested in you
At that moment Shizuo appeared across the hall, with Shinra and Celty holding hands.
He stopped dead at the sight of Izaya and Kadota, and blushed furiously with a fire,-could this be jealousy-, his brow furrowing slightly.
A grin spread across Izaya's face, as he slowly looked Kadota in the eye.
"Yes, that sounds nice," He said sultrily, "tomorrow night good for you?" Why not play along with him for now?
Kadota smirked, beofre he affectionally ruffled Izaya's hair and stepped back. Leaving a pout with Izaya.
"Okay, see you then, Izaya," he called happily, before he went down the hall. Izaya chuckled as he mildly waved.
To turn back to look at Shizuo, who had a mix of shock and horror painted on his face.
Shinra stood beside him, holding back giggles while Celty shaking her head.
"Oh, hey Shizu-chan," Izaya said casually. Time to play with the beast.
"Wha- um, hey," Shizuo murmured, frowning again. Izaya smirked. He loved when Shizuo was embarrassed. He just looked so darn adorable.
"You going back to the dorm?" Izaya asked.
"Um, yeah, I guess," Shizuo replied, looking away.
Shizuo said his goodbyes to Celty and Shinra before following Izaya towards the dorm.
time skip are fun to the shizaya home the same day, while later
"So," Izaya drawled, "aren't you just totally jealous of Dota-chin?"
"What?!" Shizuo shouted, sitting up sharply.
They were lazing around in their room again, Shizuo trying to read(this au, Shizuo likes to read alot c:), and Izaya just being a total ass, as usual.
Shizuo hadn't expected Izaya to say anything about what had happened earlier, seeing as he'd been so into it.
"I saw the way you blushed when you saw us," Izaya teased, "It's okay, I know you totally want me."
Izaya being all full of himself again.
"Shut up, you idiot" Shizuo growled. He rolled over to face away from his annoying roommate.
He often wondered why he had agreed to share a room with Izaya.
He could probably afford to stay in a room alone, so he hadn't needed to share.
It was probably just how much Izaya had whined and begged him.
"Aw why? Don't you want to talk to me Shizu-chan? Ne." Izaya mock whined.
He rolled off of the couch and began slowly crawling towards the taller male.
Izaya reached Shizuo's bed and gave him a sultry smirk, and began trying to crawl on top of the man.
Shizuo panicked, auto-pilot went on.
Izaya wasn't letting up, crawling ever further on top of him, the wicked sadistic grin still spread across his face.
Shizuo gritted his teeth with hints of embrassment. It was all too real. He kicked at him.
"Izaya, enough!" Shizuo cried, jumping away from Izaya, blushing furiously.
Izaya fell back on the ground, laughing uncontrollably. Shizuo glared at the idiot angrily.
"You don't have to be such an ass!" Shizuo said loudly, and stormed out of the room, slamming the door behind him.
Leaving Izaya in the silence of the room.
time skips are fun, to celty's house a while later, when you need your bestie's help
Celty held a mug of warm milk and honey out to Shizuo.
He smiled sadly up at the female, whose hair was still slightly damp from the shower, and sipped slowly from the mug.
"Why are you so upset though?" Shinra asked, "I was under the impression that you liked him."
Shizuo sighed deeply, watching Celty sit down next to Shinra on the couch gently.
Shinra put his arm around Celty, who looked up at him, almost, lovingly.
They already looked so damn coupley.
Shinra had stayed at Celty's since Friday night. It was a Wednesday night.
"No way," Shizuo mumbled.
"Come on, you're totally in love with him," Shinra teased. Shizuo glared at him.
He didn't really know why he was so upset; it wasn't like Izaya didn't pull this crap all the time.
Well, to be honest, he did know why he was upset, it just wasn't something he'd tell Celty with Shinra there.
Or just ever tell anyone.
"But seriously Shizuo, we all know there's something between the two of you. I've been waiting for you two to get together since I met you," Shinra said, smirking at Shizuo.
"Same I thought that you two look good together," Celty replied honestly.
Shizuo rolled his eyes and focused on stirring his milk intently.
Did he like Izaya?
Sometimes it was hard to tell how Shizuo felt about him, due to the time he spent being irritated with him.
It was like his life ambition was just to annoy Shizuo.
He always had the stupid and smug grin spread across his face.
His gorgeous face.
Shizuo blushed again, just thinking about Izaya now.
"Whatever," Shizuo murmured trying to brush it off but his dust of pink stayed on his cheek.
time skips are fun, back to the shizaya love shack night time
The click of the door woke Izaya from his sleep. He looked around tiredly.
It was early evening, he had fallen asleep on the couch.
He watched as Shizuo walked quietly towards his bed, it seems that he didn't notice Izaya's awakening.
Shizuo was surprisingly graceful for a beast. Well, it had been surprising to Izaya anyways.
He hopped lightly onto the bed, sighing deeply.
"Hey," Izaya grunted, deciding to make his presence known. Shizuo jumped at Izaya's voice.
"Shit, I thought you were asleep," he said with recovery from his panic.
"Yeah, well, I'm not," Izaya snapped still angry it seems.
Shizuo tilted his head in confusion, like he didn't understand why Izaya was upset.
Shizuo got up from his bed and walked to the couch, sitting down on the coffee table.
"What's up?" He asked innocently. Izaya snorted. Like he didn't know.
He rolled his eyes and turned away from the blonde.
He felt Shizuo's hand on his shoulder, pulling him back to face him.
"Seriously, why are you acting like this?" Shizuo asked again.
Shizuo was always so clueless about everything.
It's like he didn't even pay attention to Izaya at all.
"What do you think?" Izaya said. Shizuo groaned and lent back, looking crossly at Izaya.
"Cuz you just left me for Celty earlier," Izaya murmured into the cushions.
He heard Shizuo groan exasperatedly.
"I didn't leave you for her, what the hell Izaya, you're not making any sense," Shizuo sighed, "I don't see why you have such a big problem with her, she's my best friend and your best friend's girlfriend."
"Of course you wouldn't," Izaya mumbled.
"Fucking hell Izaya!" Shizuo yelled at Izaya's pissy attitude.
What bothered him the most was that Izaya wasn't telling him why. "I can't read your fucking mind, Tell me what's wrong."
Izaya sat up slowly, looking angrily at the taller man.
"Fine!" Izaya yelled, getting up from his laying position, "She took everything away from me! First Shinra and now you!"
Jealous.
Izaya was jealous.
Shizuo looked up at Izaya, alarmed at what he'd said. But Izaya didn't stop.
He moved closer to the blone, looking down menacingly at him, Izaya started to punch Shizuo at his chest as he said his next words.
His head hung low.
"Ever since we came here you just always hang out with them! Maybe Celty's not doing it on purpose, but you're always with her. And I know Shinra's doing it on purpose! He just does it to spite me!"
His punches began to become weaker by the second before he stopped at Shizuo's chest.
With one last punch effort and slid his hands down. "You never even hang around with me unless we're back here to sleep.."
Shizuo opened his mouth slightly, as if to say something, but closed it again.
What could he say in a situation like this. The words wouldn't come out.
Izaya sighed, and sat back on the couch, curling up and bringing his knees up to be wrapped around by his arms.
"I thought you liked me Shizu-chan," He murmured.
Izaya's eyes pricked, so he closed them and hid his face in his arms. Izaya felt a hand slide slowly onto his shoulder.
Shizuo pushed his hands away from his face, and held Izaya's chin. Shizuo's worried eyes met Izaya's.
"I do," Shizuo murmured, and kissed him. Damn Shizu and his honest act.
If the words won't come out, then he'll show him through his actions.
Izaya inhaled sharply through his nose, his eyes wide. He felt Shizuo smile against his lips, and slowly closed his eyes.
Izaya climbed gently onto Shizuo's lap, while Shizuo was running his tongue slowly over his lips.
Damn. Shizuo was a surprisingly good kisser, always luring Izaya further in.
Shizuo pulled Izaya tighter against his chest, yearning more contact.
He pulled away, smirking, and latched onto Izaya's neck, creating a cute pink hickey under his jaw. Mine.
Izaya trembled, stirring slightly on Shizuo's lap. This made Shizuo aware of how tight, his jeans felt.
Honestly, Shizuo had never really made out with a guy before.
The closest was probably when played spin the bottle in grade school and kiss another boy at the party.
At the time he hadn't really thought much of it, it was a dare after all.
It couldn't be that hard though, could it? His train of thoughts shattered when he felt Izaya roll his hips.
He stifled a moan, enjoying the little high pitched whine which escaped Izaya's lips.
"Oh," Izaya hummed, continuing to roll his hips. Shizuo tugged lightly at Izaya's shirt, wanting to rip it off.
Instead, he ran his hands down the other's chest, and pushed them up underneath his shirt.
Izaya bit his lip lightly. Although he was enjoying it, Shizuo wasn't really sure how far he wanted to go.
He couldn't exactly call himself and expert on sex.
Izaya looked up at Shizuo when he pulled away, pouting a little since he still wanted to continue, "What now, Shizu-chan?"
"I don't know if I can go all the way with you. But.. I want to kiss you right now, and hold you close. So we could keep making out?" Shizuo suggested.
When was Shizuo so honest with himself.
Izaya even chuckled at his act.
Izaya shrugged, as a little laugh came out of his lips. He smiled, laying his head in the crook of Shizuo's neck.
"Idiot. But don't blame me if I might make it more than that though." Izaya resealed his lips over Shizuo's, latching himself on the blonde for the night.
end of chapter 1 c:
tbc?
who likes
lookie at the fast shizaya build up
not sorry
time skips are fun because kappa sucks at filter chaptering
i wanted something fluffyish
or something
feed me ideas for these idiots to play with
more shizaya to come and plot?
look at the shincelty too
keep calm and eat kappacumbers
review for tea c:
-kappalord