Disclaimer: GTO(Great Teacher Onizuka) is written by Fujisawa Tooru and
published by KC Magazine Shounen Comics. "Shoujo Kakumei Utena" and it's
American Version, "Revolutionary Girl Utena" are copywrited by Be-PaPas,
Chiho Saito / Shogakukan, Shokaku Iinkai, TV Tokyo and Central Park Media.
(Hope this is everyone)
Author's note: Normally when I write I like to stay as inside the story- line as much as possible when applicable. This may not be the case, however, for this story. Hope no one minds a bit if I take a couple of liberties and change a few things by the end. Remember, continuity- retentive people, this is merely a cross over done by a fan of both series.
Revolutionary Teacher Onizuka
Ch. 1: Salary Strikes and The Supermarket Savior
"Damn them," Akio Ohtori muttered under his breath as he stood in line behind a shopping cart with his sister, Anthy, "Damn them to the deepest pits of blackest hell."
His cursing was a current result of an earlier altercation in his office that morning when several male teachers had stormed straight in unannounced.
"We have had enough!", Mr. Aikawa, the head P.E. teacher (and what could be considered the leader of that current pack of angry men), bellowed, "Not only are we, the male teachers of the Ohtori Academy being paid about 30% less than that of the female staff, but I also hear they are getting a separate SPA wing added to their dormitory!"
Akio had tried to diffuse the situation with tact, "Gentlemen, please, I'm sure we can come to a resolution that will be satisfactory-"
"The only thing that will be satisfactory to us is equal treatment, Mr. Vice-chairman. Nothing more, nothing less."
Akio sighed, "I'm very sorry about this, but the female staff put in a requisition for this add-on several months ago. It was within the school's budget at the time and you are certainly able to put in a requisition of your own, but I'm afraid that the board isn't meeting until next quarter."
Mr. Aikawa straightened up with a hate-filled scowl on his face, "Humph, so this is the way you want to play it, eh? FINE!!" He turned to the rabble behind him, "We are going on strike until equal treatment is in our grasp!!" This announcement was met with cheers and, deaf to Akio's pleas to hear him out, they left his office chanting the word "Strike!" over and over again.
Later that afternoon, his sister had arrived, smiling vacantly as usual. He had told her what had transpired and she responded with the suggestion that they go into Hou'oh (the town of which the academy was located outside of) and grab some groceries for dinner that evening.
"Perhaps the trip will give you some time to think of a solution." She had said to him.
Now there they were, stuck in a long line with cart full of groceries while Akio continued to fume over the day's events with no foreseeable answers in sight. Before they had left for town, he already was hearing rumors of the school closing down. "This whole situation is rapidly getting out of my control."
Anthy smiled and offered him a grape out of the pack they had bagged, "Cheer up, dear brother, things can always be worse."
Akio took the grape and popped it into his mouth, chewed, swallowed and smiled back to his other half, "Sister, I cannot possibly see how this day could possibly get any worse."
"EVERYONE, ON THE GROUND, THIS IS A HOLD-UP!!" This statement was being loudly broadcast from a brutish male figure with an oily looking duck's-ass haircut, wearing a leather jacket and blue jeans and a lip-ring. He had a partner wearing pretty much the same thing; only his nose looked like someone had worked it over with a tire-iron till it was bent sideways. They were both armed with what appeared to be .45's.
"Of course." Akio said matter-of-factly as he and Anthy dropped to the ground as the young robber directed.
After they took all the cash out of the registers, Lip-ring went around and began gathering up all the wallets of the people in line. When he got to Akio, the chairman just showed his empty pockets.
"I'm sorry, but everything I get here is on an outside account with the store."
Lip-ring scowled in much the same way as Mr. Aikawa, "Oh really, is that so,", he looked at Anthy, "Then we'll just have to take other forms of payment."
He yanked the poor Rose Bride to her feet and stuck a gun to her head. Akio called out her name and tried to get up to save his sister only to be pistol-whipped back down to the ground. Lip-ring laughed and called out to Mush-nose, "HEY, we got a guy with no cash here. I say we take his girl here for some fun, what do you say?"
Mush-nose grinned, "Of course, I was wondering what we could do for fun tonight, looks like the fun came to- ARGH!!"
His comment was cut short as some object came whistling out of the blue like a missile and crushed his hand that was brandishing his firearm. Both the gun and the object landed to the ground, the object in question was a can of tomato soup. Both Mush-nose and Lip-ring looked at the apparent direction the can was thrown to see who would dare do that.
At first glance, everyone was on the floor. Then they saw someone there, at the back of the line, standing. He was dressed in faded overalls, no shoes, no shirt, just a bandana and a cigarette hanging off his lip. His hair was short and dyed blonde. He was also carrying a large hand-basket of canned goods.
"Oi, you think you can move this along? I want to eat dinner sometime today!" he said to the two now bewildered robbers.
"What are you, some kind of idiot?" Lip-ring yelled out as he brandished his weapon in the air whilst holding on to poor Anthy, who was just sort of standing there with a sad look on her face. "We have guns and we can fucking KILL you with them if you don't do what we say, or perhaps," He put the gun back to Anthy's head, "This little lady could get hurt." He emphasized the point by licking the side of her face. She shuddered in revulsion but did not struggle.
Akio's eyes widened, he couldn't let Anthy come to harm. She was too integral to his plans to get killed yet. He saw his chance to act, Lip- ring was busy mouthing off to the fellow in the back and Mush-nose was busy holding his now broken hand in pain. Akio lashed out with his foot from the ground, belting Lip-ring right in the back of the knee, causing it to buckle. Lip-ring screamed as his arms instinctively flailed out for purchase, releasing Anthy, who dropped to the ground like a sack of bricks.
Just then, the man in the back whipped out a second can, and knocked the gun this time out of Lip-ring's hand.
"Now,", the blonde man said in a casual tone while cracking his knuckles, "who will win in this fight? A pair of inept thieves who can't even hold onto their guns for five minutes, or the idiot with a second dan in karate?" For a moment Akio saw his younger days in the blonde man's eyes.
Mush-nose began to sweat as he let go of his pained hand. "W-We can take this moron, he's just one guy!" With that he whipped out a knife from his pants and lunged at his opponent, the other man quickly following suit.
The man laughed quietly under his breath, "And you even forgot about the money too." he said to himself as they got closer and closer.
When they were about 5 feet away he dropped his cans, let out a Bruce Lee- like howl, jumped and swung his foot around for a powerful roundhouse blow to both their empty heads, knocking them clear across the aisles. Mush- nose landed ass-up on the belt of an empty register counter. Lip-ring wasn't so lucky; he went crashing right through a store display and smashed head first into a vending machine, slapping into the glass with a sickening crunch and spider-web-like cracks appeared around his face where it made contact.
There was a moment of silence in the store as everyone began to realize that the robbers were out of commission, all by that one man. Then Akio began clapping politely, Anthy got up and joined him, smiling all the while. Soon the whole store began applauding him, slowly at first then rising in volume. The police sirens were barely heard over the din as the man just stood there looking kind of embarrassed at all the fanfare.
After all the statements were read, people arrested and groceries paid for, Akio caught up with the blonde fellow in the parking lot of the store.
He placed a hand on his shoulder, "Sir, I'd like to thank you from the bottom of my heart for rescuing my sister and saving us from those brutal fellows."
The man turned around and gave a friendly smile, "Oh it was nothing, idiots like that should just stick to being general pests rather than going for things like that. Besides, I'd have probably not been able to do anything if you hadn't helped out like that."
"I'd like to thank you personally, how about if you come for dinner tonight? My small way of saying 'thank you'. by the way, we've not been formally introduced, I am Ohtori Akio," he gestured to his sister, "this is my sister, Himemya Anthy."
Anthy bowed, "A pleasure to meet you."
The man nodded and bowed in turn, "I am Eikichi Onizuka, age 22, currently unemployed teacher."
Akio's eyes widened in shock, "A teacher, you say?" This was too good to be true; this "Onizuka" could be the answer to his problem.
Onizuka ran a hand through his hair and blushed a bit, "Heh, well, there's a story behind that."
He led Onizuka to his car and said, "Come with me and explain it on the way, I believe that I can help you in more ways than just dinner."
And so Akio, Anthy and Onizuka sped off to Ohtori Acadamy. Did the standing chairman of the board find a lucky break in Mr. Onizuka or did he just make the biggest mistake of his life? Find out in the next chapter: "The School of Lesbians and Total Vehicular Destruction!"
Author's note: Normally when I write I like to stay as inside the story- line as much as possible when applicable. This may not be the case, however, for this story. Hope no one minds a bit if I take a couple of liberties and change a few things by the end. Remember, continuity- retentive people, this is merely a cross over done by a fan of both series.
Revolutionary Teacher Onizuka
Ch. 1: Salary Strikes and The Supermarket Savior
"Damn them," Akio Ohtori muttered under his breath as he stood in line behind a shopping cart with his sister, Anthy, "Damn them to the deepest pits of blackest hell."
His cursing was a current result of an earlier altercation in his office that morning when several male teachers had stormed straight in unannounced.
"We have had enough!", Mr. Aikawa, the head P.E. teacher (and what could be considered the leader of that current pack of angry men), bellowed, "Not only are we, the male teachers of the Ohtori Academy being paid about 30% less than that of the female staff, but I also hear they are getting a separate SPA wing added to their dormitory!"
Akio had tried to diffuse the situation with tact, "Gentlemen, please, I'm sure we can come to a resolution that will be satisfactory-"
"The only thing that will be satisfactory to us is equal treatment, Mr. Vice-chairman. Nothing more, nothing less."
Akio sighed, "I'm very sorry about this, but the female staff put in a requisition for this add-on several months ago. It was within the school's budget at the time and you are certainly able to put in a requisition of your own, but I'm afraid that the board isn't meeting until next quarter."
Mr. Aikawa straightened up with a hate-filled scowl on his face, "Humph, so this is the way you want to play it, eh? FINE!!" He turned to the rabble behind him, "We are going on strike until equal treatment is in our grasp!!" This announcement was met with cheers and, deaf to Akio's pleas to hear him out, they left his office chanting the word "Strike!" over and over again.
Later that afternoon, his sister had arrived, smiling vacantly as usual. He had told her what had transpired and she responded with the suggestion that they go into Hou'oh (the town of which the academy was located outside of) and grab some groceries for dinner that evening.
"Perhaps the trip will give you some time to think of a solution." She had said to him.
Now there they were, stuck in a long line with cart full of groceries while Akio continued to fume over the day's events with no foreseeable answers in sight. Before they had left for town, he already was hearing rumors of the school closing down. "This whole situation is rapidly getting out of my control."
Anthy smiled and offered him a grape out of the pack they had bagged, "Cheer up, dear brother, things can always be worse."
Akio took the grape and popped it into his mouth, chewed, swallowed and smiled back to his other half, "Sister, I cannot possibly see how this day could possibly get any worse."
"EVERYONE, ON THE GROUND, THIS IS A HOLD-UP!!" This statement was being loudly broadcast from a brutish male figure with an oily looking duck's-ass haircut, wearing a leather jacket and blue jeans and a lip-ring. He had a partner wearing pretty much the same thing; only his nose looked like someone had worked it over with a tire-iron till it was bent sideways. They were both armed with what appeared to be .45's.
"Of course." Akio said matter-of-factly as he and Anthy dropped to the ground as the young robber directed.
After they took all the cash out of the registers, Lip-ring went around and began gathering up all the wallets of the people in line. When he got to Akio, the chairman just showed his empty pockets.
"I'm sorry, but everything I get here is on an outside account with the store."
Lip-ring scowled in much the same way as Mr. Aikawa, "Oh really, is that so,", he looked at Anthy, "Then we'll just have to take other forms of payment."
He yanked the poor Rose Bride to her feet and stuck a gun to her head. Akio called out her name and tried to get up to save his sister only to be pistol-whipped back down to the ground. Lip-ring laughed and called out to Mush-nose, "HEY, we got a guy with no cash here. I say we take his girl here for some fun, what do you say?"
Mush-nose grinned, "Of course, I was wondering what we could do for fun tonight, looks like the fun came to- ARGH!!"
His comment was cut short as some object came whistling out of the blue like a missile and crushed his hand that was brandishing his firearm. Both the gun and the object landed to the ground, the object in question was a can of tomato soup. Both Mush-nose and Lip-ring looked at the apparent direction the can was thrown to see who would dare do that.
At first glance, everyone was on the floor. Then they saw someone there, at the back of the line, standing. He was dressed in faded overalls, no shoes, no shirt, just a bandana and a cigarette hanging off his lip. His hair was short and dyed blonde. He was also carrying a large hand-basket of canned goods.
"Oi, you think you can move this along? I want to eat dinner sometime today!" he said to the two now bewildered robbers.
"What are you, some kind of idiot?" Lip-ring yelled out as he brandished his weapon in the air whilst holding on to poor Anthy, who was just sort of standing there with a sad look on her face. "We have guns and we can fucking KILL you with them if you don't do what we say, or perhaps," He put the gun back to Anthy's head, "This little lady could get hurt." He emphasized the point by licking the side of her face. She shuddered in revulsion but did not struggle.
Akio's eyes widened, he couldn't let Anthy come to harm. She was too integral to his plans to get killed yet. He saw his chance to act, Lip- ring was busy mouthing off to the fellow in the back and Mush-nose was busy holding his now broken hand in pain. Akio lashed out with his foot from the ground, belting Lip-ring right in the back of the knee, causing it to buckle. Lip-ring screamed as his arms instinctively flailed out for purchase, releasing Anthy, who dropped to the ground like a sack of bricks.
Just then, the man in the back whipped out a second can, and knocked the gun this time out of Lip-ring's hand.
"Now,", the blonde man said in a casual tone while cracking his knuckles, "who will win in this fight? A pair of inept thieves who can't even hold onto their guns for five minutes, or the idiot with a second dan in karate?" For a moment Akio saw his younger days in the blonde man's eyes.
Mush-nose began to sweat as he let go of his pained hand. "W-We can take this moron, he's just one guy!" With that he whipped out a knife from his pants and lunged at his opponent, the other man quickly following suit.
The man laughed quietly under his breath, "And you even forgot about the money too." he said to himself as they got closer and closer.
When they were about 5 feet away he dropped his cans, let out a Bruce Lee- like howl, jumped and swung his foot around for a powerful roundhouse blow to both their empty heads, knocking them clear across the aisles. Mush- nose landed ass-up on the belt of an empty register counter. Lip-ring wasn't so lucky; he went crashing right through a store display and smashed head first into a vending machine, slapping into the glass with a sickening crunch and spider-web-like cracks appeared around his face where it made contact.
There was a moment of silence in the store as everyone began to realize that the robbers were out of commission, all by that one man. Then Akio began clapping politely, Anthy got up and joined him, smiling all the while. Soon the whole store began applauding him, slowly at first then rising in volume. The police sirens were barely heard over the din as the man just stood there looking kind of embarrassed at all the fanfare.
After all the statements were read, people arrested and groceries paid for, Akio caught up with the blonde fellow in the parking lot of the store.
He placed a hand on his shoulder, "Sir, I'd like to thank you from the bottom of my heart for rescuing my sister and saving us from those brutal fellows."
The man turned around and gave a friendly smile, "Oh it was nothing, idiots like that should just stick to being general pests rather than going for things like that. Besides, I'd have probably not been able to do anything if you hadn't helped out like that."
"I'd like to thank you personally, how about if you come for dinner tonight? My small way of saying 'thank you'. by the way, we've not been formally introduced, I am Ohtori Akio," he gestured to his sister, "this is my sister, Himemya Anthy."
Anthy bowed, "A pleasure to meet you."
The man nodded and bowed in turn, "I am Eikichi Onizuka, age 22, currently unemployed teacher."
Akio's eyes widened in shock, "A teacher, you say?" This was too good to be true; this "Onizuka" could be the answer to his problem.
Onizuka ran a hand through his hair and blushed a bit, "Heh, well, there's a story behind that."
He led Onizuka to his car and said, "Come with me and explain it on the way, I believe that I can help you in more ways than just dinner."
And so Akio, Anthy and Onizuka sped off to Ohtori Acadamy. Did the standing chairman of the board find a lucky break in Mr. Onizuka or did he just make the biggest mistake of his life? Find out in the next chapter: "The School of Lesbians and Total Vehicular Destruction!"